The Wicked + The Divine Starters || Part 3
“All I’ve got is one handful of ‘fuck’ and another of ‘all’.”
“At the risk of a jinx… I think we’ve got this.”
“Checked the calendar. Today isn’t Murder-A-Kid Day.”
“Do what you have always done: your duty.”
“Don’t be a fucking idiot! No! Just fucking don’t!”
“Don’t you look delicious.”
“For once, I’m saying how I feel.”
“Given the available options, you cannot be too surprised if I choose to talk to myself.”
“Have to say, this isn’t a good time to start talking to yourself.”
“How the fuck are we still alive?”
“I thought I was the goth one.”
“I wouldn’t trust half of you to turn bread into toast.”
“I’ll pick this up when I have more time.”
“I’ll totally forgive you when you give me this secret present.”
“If you are to play this game, you should pay attention to what I’m actually saying.”
“It depresses me to know that someone, somewhere, is wanking over this.”
“It’s worse than I thought.”
“Just get the fucking subtext, you drug-addled moron.”
“No one’s going to get hurt. Except anyone who tries to hurt you.”
“Now that doesn’t sound at all ominous.”
“Now that I’ve tried it, I have to say honesty is desperately overrated.”
“Perhaps you would like a carbonated beverage to wash down the taste of bile?”
“Someone’s fetishes just got wayyy out of control.”
“Tonight, I’m going to kill.”
“Uh… what part of the plan was unclear, exactly?”
“Wait, why did you come to me?”
“We have a deadline here– as in, a line which if we cross means we will be dead!”
“Well done. It would have been an inopportune time to grow a spine.”
“Yeah, this looks like a cluster of fucks.”
“You can consider the shit in pants as my letter of resignation.”
“You can stick that hand where the sun don’t shine.”
“You do this, and you’ll regret it, now and forever.”
“You’re not as bad as you think you are.”
“You’ve hardly shown good impulse control.”
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