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Requests are open! Criminal Minds, Supernatural, Marvel, The Pitt, puppies, shitposting. Me in a nutshell. Criminal Minds Masterlist // Supernatural Masterlist // Marvel Masterlist // Buy Me a Coffee?

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Send in requests!

Characters I will write for, just offhand! You can always ask for others. If I’ve seen the show/movie, I can always try and write for them so don’t be afraid to ask.

From Criminal Minds:

Spencer Reid

Derek Morgan

Emily Prentiss

Jennifer Jareau

Aaron Hotchner

David Rossi

From Supernatural:

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Castiel

Charlie Bradbury

From Marvel:

Bucky Barnes

Steve Rogers

Loki Laufeyson

Bob Reynolds

Tony Stark

Yelena Belova

Ava Starr

John Walker

The Pitt:

Dr. “Robby” Robinavitch

[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

[readsquirrel]

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

[involuntaryorange]

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

[son-of-a-tenth-place]

CAT PARADE IS BACK

[cricketcat9]

ALWAYS reblog Cat Parade! 💕💕💕

And one of them has a little duck on its head 🤣

[grogusmum]

I’ve been blessed with the kitty marching band! I love them 💚🥰

[oonajaeadira]

GIVE YOURSELF A 2 MINUTE PRESENT.

YOU DESERVE TO STOP AND EXPERIENCE A SIMPLE JOY.

[tawnyontumblr]

Never not reblogging the cat parade!

[darklordreasonable]

Mildly annoyed that this isn’t actually the full video, so here it is:

[darklordreasonable]

#i vaguely that there was a sequel to this that was HD

Apparently you correctly!

[the-haiku-bot]

#i vaguely

that there was a sequel to

this that was HD

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Thank you!!!

[wesandresons]

SHAWN HATOSY as BRETT RICHARDS FIRE COUNTRY 4.20 “Try Not to Drown”

[cour5t]

[anxietyproblem]

[buckygrayson]

"we stick together from now on”

[kotyawtf]

My gratitude in the form of an animation, in honor of the people on Twitter who managed to raise over $10,000 in a fundraiser for the medical needs of LGBTQ+ people

[podcastwizard]

one of my small joys working in customer service is reading out someone’s joke spam email in a very loud and professional voice over the phone. “i’m going to send you an email, it looks like the address we have on file is HOT PANTS DADDY SIXTY NINE at yahoo.com. is that correct?”

and always get a “sigh…yeah.”

[agnosticblowjob]

one time when i worked at a hotel i noticed that there was a reservation that day under the name Sweet Booty and me and my coworkers giggled about it. and then hours later some guy is trying to check in and we can’t find his reservation and he’s like “well my gf made the reservation, lemme call her” and he put her on speakerphone so she could read out the confirmation number and i was absolutely thrilled to ask “is it the reservation for Sweet Booty?”

[evansbrewster-deactivated201503]

Rainbow Garcia

[lauraneedstochill]

SHAWN HATOSY as TITUS DANFORTH in “Ready or Not 2: Here I Come” (prev 🔪)

[starfvckersinc]

are you kidding me

[pristinecandy]

Hey so…

[sammy-bryant]

SHAWN HATOSY as BRETT RICHARDS Fire Country | Rain Check for Tomorrow (4.19)

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[dontshootmespence]

Or find a wife.

[wesandresons]

SHAWN HATOSY as BRETT RICHARDS FIRE COUNTRY 4.19 “Rain Check for Tomorrow”

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Crochet Giveaway!

I’m doing a crochet giveaway again, babes!

The only stipulation with entering is that you have to be comfortable giving me your address for shipping, which I’ll pay for.

Enter by liking and/or reblogging this post as many times as you want from now until May 15th!

The winner will get a custom blanket in the colors and stitch of their choosing!

Love you all and good luck!

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The winner is @nadixq! Congratulations! Don’t worry I’ll do more of these giveaways after I’m done with this commission!