i just sort of say things...

Hey, I'm Jake I live In So Cal. Here's some things I thought were funny or awesome in some way.

[doggosource]

[brummbart-deactivated20181221]

Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

[the-stickers]

WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

[soup-that-is-2-hot]

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

[gallusrostromegalus]

IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

[allthingshyper]

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

[charliecoxbf]

That’s gussy babe

[earthgirl2788]

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think. 

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done. 

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars 

[yveinthesky-deactivated20190127]

*standing ovation*

[boh-forse-mah]

:)

[dreamers-queen]

Spite is the greatest muse

[abandoned-as-mustard]

humans don’t change

[hydrattan]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[darkholmes]

Johnny Storm by Nick Robles

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

Your power is out but I guide you down the hallway with my sickass light-up shoes

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

Stop

[yelenadelova]

Darcy Lewis representing all the WandaVision fans.

[brotherslug-deactivated20190730]

[arvoze]

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

[homophobic]

cursed image

[groupthinker]

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

[shantpat-deactivated20200415]

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

[kaijuno]

I hate this post so much no you didnt capture the speed of light you captured the fact that your phone camera has a rolling shutter Christ alive

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

[rootbeergoddess]

Gonzo what the fuck?

[beinggayisreallyexpensive]

Gonzo interrogating RuPaul over his Wyoming fracking empire

[swordscomic]

Sometimes I draw comics where the characters are just nice to each other.

[padeko]

This is nice.

I very much like the concept of scary fantasy monsters doing wholesome things and just hanging out.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[movie-gifs]

ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY (2016) dir. Gareth Edwards

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[quiet-nymph]

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