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do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

#off the top of my head the first big one I remember being aware of was Michael Jackson's death #the first one that was like 'I remember where I was when I heard about it' was the Boston Marathon bombing #I was at Hannaford and I was watching things update in real time on Twitter on my phone #back when the trending topics showed actual news and not like 'four randos are arguing over whether the vagina is really self-cleaning'

dizzyghoast

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

3000s

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

anarqueeen

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

yanguang

the cutes..

fairycosmos

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

b1tchcup

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

isabellecantread

Music made me lose control... This is my story

bgm05

there’s a spamton in my garden eating all of my fucking sweet peas

wtf-drawing

he is not helping

#deltarune

making-friendos

Poodle doodles

#this made me smile really big

datsderbunnyblog

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.