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i fucking knit this

#egg's originals #etc with eggsy #I FUCKING KNIT THIS!#knitting #if you're checking the original post for pattern info #it's simurg on ravelry!#by olga sukhovalova #the yarn is from hobby lobby #rainbow wrapsody in colorway crimson poppies #it took me a week and a half but this was my second attempt and fueled primarily by spite

ceruleanheaven

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

#i love this construction of post!!!!!!#a feeling we have all had that we nonetheless don't identify as absurd until it's written out #shame is rewarded by silence!!!!!!#bark bark bark bark bark

leclerclegacy

mutual 1: ITS COMING HOME 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

mutual 2: england is on a blight on humanity

acornsandcarnelian

Google show me weird perverted knitting patterns. Knitting patterns for masochists. Weird unsettling unnecessarily complex knitting charts. Hey google give me freak knitting ideas. Creepy sweater pattern colorwork free pdf download.

fibercraftscentral

have you tried any niebling

journeyman-tier-fibercraft

Seconding Niebling with a handy link to my favourite blog. Pick literally any random name off this list and look at the charts in horror and awe.

Herzblatt is a great smallish doily to dip your toes into the pain and misery and is absolutely gorgeous besides, though Sechsblatt is a lot simpler and less likely to cause an individual to spontaneously combust.

egocentrifuge

From Sechsblatt:

This is a pretty and simple little doily from a mysterious (to me, anyway) booklet called Ее величество САЛФЕтКА, which Google charmingly translates as "Her Majesty the NAPKIN!"

#deadass about to knit the quadratische decke for a friend favor exchange thanks to this post #excited to grapple with size 000 needles and thread #the perfect battle to stake my life on after i donate a kidney #and if that's not enough it'll be in fucking black thread hashjdahas #WOO

woodsdyke

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

#i know I'm reblogging this from myself but it made me laugh out loud a second time reading it #i waded through a stream full of green fish last week and they were so curious about me as i stood on the shore and then when i stepped in #eeven just imagining kicking a fish while swimming is making me laugh again #sorry man

honeyfaer

fave dynamic is platonic but somethings weird with it (the weird part is an insanely deep level of devotion, trust and understanding, as well as narrative importance that is not typically allowed for platonic relationships in media, making the portrayal feel unique and queer in nature. typically best served as m+f)

#i need this

babyanimalgifs

Little fish eats his foods

(Source)

bunigojade

aflo

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

identifying-fish-in-posts

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

duke-of-fire

splickedylit

His Foods :) 👍

#some experiences are universal

yorgen-sh

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

healingmachinewithskeletoninside

@movementnudge

#oh the absolute balls to the wall confidence of that woman #what sort of athlete is she #i want to know everything #what's your instagram where can i follow you #make phil doyle test the shoes next

deadpowol

bettedavisgf

no offense to the english but i just found out england has only ever won the world cup once.. wtf do you mean “it’s coming home” she doesn’t even know you omg

#football's coming home

bimmyjimmy

i didnt know the flash was on

crabussy

captivated by his colours. how is he doing this

runraerun

This but make it domestic Spirk:

eldar-of-zemlya

Maaan, this Ernest Chiriacka illustration has been in my K/S inspiration folder for over a year now!! Thank you for making this post—this was the push I needed to finally make it happen xD