what’s the sexiest playing card suit
clubs ♣️
diamonds ♦️
hearts ♥️
spades ♠️
tie/combo
indifferent/results/bald
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what’s the sexiest playing card suit
clubs ♣️
diamonds ♦️
hearts ♥️
spades ♠️
tie/combo
indifferent/results/bald
your coworker complimenting your outfit: cute sweater!
your gayest friend complimenting your outfit: you look like woke chucky in a sexy way
Someone is getting executed during the next Dash Con? Heh. I almost feel bad for the next sorry soul on the receiving end of Public Dashcon Murder. What they don't tell you is that you die for real, and that you only come back if you Come Back Wrong. Also that your soul is tethered to the Ballpit, and it hates the husk you have become and will kill you on sight, so you can never go back to Dash Con again. Le Sigh! Guess I will be buying a Virtual Ticket!
cmon bro just one pdf cant hurt. no one gets addicted after one pdf lmao it's totally fine bro
I really don’t know what crowd I expected to be in the theatre for carol at 1:20 in the afternoon on a friday but it was probably 85% old people, old het couples and halfway through the movie this old lady in front of me turned to the old dude next to her and just said “harold they’re lesbians”
hey. dont cry. 566 california condors, okay? 369 free flying.[1] it's gonna be okay.
for the record, in 1987 there were 27. [2] things can get better.
HEY. DONT CRY. 607 CALIFORNIA CONDORS, OKAY? 392 FREE FLYING. [3]
everyone knows about Human Pet Guy but i feel like only the real tumblr OGs remember Train Fucker Guy. the dude who would show up on literally every post even tangentially related to social justice issues being all internet tough guy like “unlike you sjws I’m not so easily triggered, there’s only two genders and white privilege isn’t real, lol u mad” and then you went on his blog and all his other posts were about him being very openly, proudly sexually attracted to trains. I dont remember his url because he would change it every two days but you always knew it was him, his icon was usually some ms paint anthropomorphic train girl with huge tits. everyone would immediately just be like “heyyy it’s Train Fucker” every time he popped up just like they do with Human Pet Guy
they actually had a crossover
Last night was a tubi original
can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko
baby need smoko
BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO
i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven
Yonic dish found in NY
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. -The opening paragraph to My Immortal, posted 20 years ago today
Happy My Immortal Day! It’s the 20th Anniversary and I just wanted to contribute as a thanks to all the good times I got from it back in HS.
All the background art is from DuckDuckGo image search. Credit to the original creators.
Ebony really is that girl <3