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when i saw all time low in 2013 this kid threw his ipod on stage and rian picked it up and it was opened to notes and it said “can i sing dear maria with you?” and the band were pretty much like “yeah get up here” and then it turned into “WHO CAN PLAY DEAR MARIA ON DRUMS/BASS/GUITAR” and they found people who could and straight up handed them their instruments and let these four kids from the audience play dear maria on stage and it’s one of the coolest things i have ever seen

mossandfrogs

I FOUND A LINK

-masterfangirl-

“Don’t fuck it up or I’ll have to kill you”

cooltrees

me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back stronger

alien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay.

aelfswithe

We have extra organs we don’t need anymore, and sometimes they explode, and we have to cut them out.

agentsex

Our babies have heads that are bigger than the birth canal. Sometimes the baby gets stuck inside, so we cut the mother open so that they don’t both die.

samcoxramblings

Some of us can bleed for five days and not die

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll

Some of us are born with both sets of genitals.

fleshwater

Sometimes two to four of us are born at the same time and we look exactly alike

azzandra

At some point, the aliens aren’t going to know anymore when we’re actually trolling them.

Us: Under certain circumstances, humans have been known to spontaneously develop the ability to breathe fire.

Alien: yeah, okay, that fits in with the other wacky bullshit you guys can do.

swshie

hOLY

thenewnationalanthemptv

Reblogging again because it’s beautiful

mom: hey can you do the dishes and the laundry, and-

me: before you say another word javert before you chain me up like a slave again there is something I must do. this woman leaves behind a suffering child there is none but me who can intercede, in mercy's name three days is all I need. Then I'll return, I pledge my word, then I'll return

prozdvoices

A sneak peek into my future wedding.

Original post by acesexualnishinoya

samijen

Ray tearing up in his stream

samijen

Some people are still wondering why Ray nearly cried during his stream. It’s because he was receiving so much support he was overwhelmed. I’m guessing him quitting RT caused a lot of stress and seeing everyone support and care for him really lifted a weight off him.

mynameisspookyblue-deactivated2

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

jurasssick

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

“REGULAR” ART

FANART

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

JESUS CHRIST

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS

NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

sjmhmmm

I love this so much.

ironicallyhipster

I had a sculpture/ceramics teacher in high school who once told me “It doesn’t matter how good or bad, how realistic or abstract, or how detailed or blocky your artwork is, if it pisses someone off, you’re doing it well.”