Ask Not For Whom The Baja Blasts

Elias, 27 "I've got 15 years of NON-theoretical fuckin bitches and a Ph.D. in chilling out." Switch fc: SW-5141-7164-1638 PSN: eleeus feel free to send friend requests :) Twitter Instagram

[alphalesbian]

awow. awow. awow. Awow. awowAwowawowAwow awow awow awow. bup bup bupbup bup bup bup bup bup. if you even care

[alphalesbian]

btw. if you even care btw. btw

[pipebombgf]

[mysteriouslyhopefulstranger]

@aroyalbirb

[aroyalbirb]

Love them sm

[27thfirefly]

nurse: doctor... the patient is flatlining... we dont have nearly enough yuri to sustain them!

doctor: tch... i guess theres no choice...!!

*doctor pulls in nurse for a tender embrace and a beat passes before they kiss passionately*

*pulse starts again*

nurse: i cant believe it...! doctor youve saved yet another patient through your unorthodox methods!

doctor, looking out the window to avoid the nurse's adoring gaze: suppose i have...

doctor, thinking: sigh... will i ever get to approach her not out of obligation but out of ...love...;!

nurse, thinking: i hope she doesnt realize ive been manufacturing the yuri shortage to engineer these kinds of scenarios

moral of the story: the doctor was a woman

[wokeuplaughing]

big fan of these photos I took with a fisher price camera when I was like 8

[devilishdescent]

go to your ass > options > security settings > toggle "kicked" to on

[werewolfetone]

Guy who's only ever seen a dog seeing his second thing:

[hitboxesonstockimages]

Allow me to give you a gift this holiday season. If you’re like, under 30, next time you hear Charlie Brown come up in conversation around someone 40 or older, pipe up and say with a totally straight face, “Who’s Charlie Brown?” Then watch your older coworker or whoever get yugioh mind crushed before your very eyes instantly. Happy Holidays.

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

What’s yugioh?

[hitboxesonstockimages]

Listen, you

[mens-rights-activia]

Fuck it *shitposts on LinkedIn*

[mens-rights-activia]

[expressions-of-nature]

Italian photographer, Valerio Minato, spends 6 years capturing the perfect moon, mountain, and basilica alignment.

[water-weaving]

unspeakably tired. "oh i should make coffee". get up. fill the coffeemaker with water. put in a fresh filter. pour lentils,

[louferrignojrofficial]

what’s happening with santa

[ilfascinodelvago]

[voluptama]

butt types

© Viktor Hertz

[lynati]

[memento-mariii]

[tess-mercer]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Art should fuck the unfucked and unfuck the fucked

[whirlearler]

bro you are acting straight up delightful right now. yay ! you are my delight Bro

[thesexiestselkie]

When I post about the same thing multiple times in a row I feel like Megan Thee Stallion trying to go to Miami

[thesexiestselkie]

This always makes me so sad why did nobody want to go to Miami w her

[cheddar-baby]

In this big world is there a place for someone as little as me?

[8blogsthena-deactivated20250309]

How it feels to be in public

[wizardshark]

flirting: omggg haha that amulet is so neat! Do you mind if I hold it?

[wizardshark]

Give me the fucking amulet