Conspiracy is real
First of all this is a satire blog!
Nothing about this is real, I’m just a blog where I accuse my friends of the most insane and random things.
So long my children, and remember, conspiracy is real.
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@conspiracy-is-real
Conspiracy is real
First of all this is a satire blog!
Nothing about this is real, I’m just a blog where I accuse my friends of the most insane and random things.
So long my children, and remember, conspiracy is real.
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my child, do not rush me
My children, we are gathered here today to find out my true identity, this will be optional for if you would like the mystery to continue.
I am..
Yep! It was me!
So uhm, yeah.
go follow my main if you aren’t already following.
@mercury-is-a-fr3ak
DAMNIT
My children, we are gathered here today to find out my true identity, this will be optional for if you would like the mystery to continue.
I am..
Yep! It was me!
So uhm, yeah.
go follow my main if you aren’t already following.
@mercury-is-a-fr3ak
DAMNIT
My children, we are gathered here today to find out my true identity, this will be optional for if you would like the mystery to continue.
I am..
Yep! It was me!
So uhm, yeah.
go follow my main if you aren’t already following.
@mercury-is-a-fr3ak
@nothingbutgog seems a bit too interested in this blog🤨🤨🤨🤨
Yes, indeed.
where are the conspiracies
My child, I am working on the conspiracies.
You see, after a while it gets quite difficult to find new conspiracies
@conspiracy-is-real is lying, pretty easy to come up with new conspiracies
I have never once made my own conspiracies and quite frankly, you seem to be conspiring yourself.
Word on the street is that @fridgeboy09.. Isn't a fridge
from what I've seen @fridgeboy09 is a fridge
Good for you.
I Heard… @threecheersslxt, is lying about being a slur for three cheers
I heard you're lying,
@threecheersslxt opinion?
I am never lying, I simply spread the word of what others have told me.
i love you
I love you too, my child.
I heard @conspiracy-is-real does not actually love anon
I love all of my children.
faggot
my child, I do not conform to such human terms.
@conspiracy-is-real is a faggot
If you were really one of The Chosen, you would know very well that we do not conform to such human terms.
Children, it has come upon my attention that there are certain rumors about me, saying that I am “a hoax”, “fake news”, that I am “defacing” liars identities.
I have a few statements I would like to share with you if you do not wish to be exposed, you should not be spreading these lies in the first place.
My sources are extremely reliable, some of them are even amongst you, my children.
Why would I ever lie to you? I love all of my children and I want the very best for all of you, and for that to happen you will have to be wide awake, know what is going on in the world.
After all, my children. I just want you to become safe and aware, I love you, my children.
I heard @conspiracy-is-real is actually lying and has no children
Everybody following this blog, are my children.
I heard that @uraveragebowieenjoyer… doesn’t like Bowie
@uraveragebowieenjoyer does enjoy bowie, averagely
Where did you hear that?
where did you hear your information?
I have made it very clear that my sources are my children.
Made by my children, for my children.
I am simply a messenger
Word on the street is that @the-one-from-dres.. isn’t the only one from dres
why would you accuse @the-one-from-dres of lying about this!?
I am simply a messenger, not an accuser, or at least the very least not by choice.
I heard that @uraveragebowieenjoyer… doesn’t like Bowie
@uraveragebowieenjoyer does enjoy bowie, averagely
Where did you hear that?
what if… @mychemicalwhatever isn’t actually a planet??
this is where you may be right, @mercury-is-a-fr3ak is a fr3ak
Once again, I never claimed that they were not a freak, I questioned wether or not he is a planet.
I am not quite sure what you are trying to prove her but you are doing a terrible job.
I heard from a little birdie that @ihave-6-dollars only has… 5 dollars
I heard from a pickpocket that @ihave-6-dollars in fact does have exactly 6 dollars
If you heard this from a pickpocket, then @ihave-6-dollars (quite obviously) doesn’t have six dollars, anymore.
they made sure of returning the dollar you so clearly stole. reverse pickpocket.
So then, you are a liar? You said that you had heard from a pickpocket, not a reverse pickpocket.