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thisisntmycat

blueeyeswhitedragon

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bepeu-deactivated20171202

boys are out , drinking almond milk is in

me: *makes a tiny unimportant mistake*

me: time to return to the sea

cashcutie

this fuckboy knows what he’s doing

intangible-rice

When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal

lingering-spirit

this actually happened to me during my math final and i didn’t think anything of it and when i was later admitted to the hospital my math prof was asking me ‘you didn’t have to take the final! why didn’t you tell me it hurt?!?!’ and i told him i’ve had cramps worse.

he gave me 100

kadenonio

This is actually an extremely common occurrence simply because in sex ed they don’t teach you how to tell the difference between menstrual cramps and other more serious pains. The way to tell the difference between cramps and appendicitis is that while menstrual cramps are generalized toward the middle of the stomach below the belly button, pain from a swollen or burst appendix will start in the middle of the stomach and relocate to only the lower right side, even lower than menstrual cramps, and is a very localized pain. It also comes on extremely suddenly and will worsen over time or when you make a sudden movement, like a cough or a sneeze.

Basically, if you’re feeling any sort of pain, even if it’s menstrual cramps, don’t hesitate to tell the school nurse or a parent, or if you’re out of school and home even make a doctor’s appointment. Chances are if your cramps are that bad there’s something they can do to improve that as well.

vandigo-deactivated20180131

I am boosting the shit out of that reply, because I am twenty-fucking-five years old and did not know how to tell the two pains apart

paxamgays-deactivated20161003

post apocalyptic movies/tv shows are like ‘ok so the government has fallen. there are hardly any people left. we have no food or shelter. but DONT WORRY. the women are all still hairless. of course. women found many razors to shave every inch of their body with. the men however, can’t seem to find or borrow a razor to shave their beards. their beards are touching the ground. but the women are hairless. at least the women don’t have any underarm stubble.’

jncoes

dudes in their 20s who try to talk to high school girls are losers

chelabelle-blog1

girls please think about why these guys cant get girls their own age please. its not because they’re sweet or misunderstood, its because they’re damn loser scumbag babies who cant attract anyone who knows better.

pro-possum

Dudes in their 20s go for high school girls because it sets up a power imbalance, AND THEY KNOW IT. They 100% know it. There is a fucking reason adult women won’t go near them. Protect highschool girls.

angstychaosboy

SHIT SO MANY GIRLS I KNOW NEED THIS

brassparker

The Disney Channel has like four versions of the same show. How many quirky blonde/brunette bff combos who wear five layers over and under a sundress and leggings and crush on the blandest white boy tween can there be? Oh yeah, this one can time travel.