hello

[bertie-renard]

Ghosts, when they see a doll:

[memewhore]

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Me every morning

[owlcitytweets]

[beyond-authority]

Update!

[the-great-void]

Mr. City

[timetrees]

#mr city was my father please call me owl

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow

[ladylunapea]

I’m not even an adult and I want to be a crow.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The desperation only grows with years

[everythingunderthesky]

Be the crow you wish to see in the world

-Collect Shiny Things

-Hop happily down the street for no apparent reason

-Scream loudly when you see your friends 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What an incredibly inspiring addition thank you

[professionalbadexample]

[goaliesarethebest]

It’s stuff like this that really makes me appreciate humanity as a whole

[drive2011-deactivated20220420]

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

[sunny-dayze]

The Duolingo owl wrote this post

[arianagrandre]

a man: hi i-

me:

[peelingmandarins]

me, coming back to my senses: I……really ate all that bread…….

[arianogrande-blog]

[witharmswideopen95-deactivated2]

this is so me nd I hate it

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

finally, conversation that has substance

[lilpicassa-deactivated20180724]

[theepitomeofanaries]

Bad bitches link up

[markv5]

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

[incorrigible-ixoreus]

[toomuchperfume]

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

[animalsnaps]

[meangirlnurse]

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

[wishmaker-2]

[canaydian]

*jumps over hole in sidewalk* yea you could say im pretty fucking athletic