One of Many

A place to write

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Introduction

This only took me about a month to do ...  

Hello! Greetings, salutations, and whatever else!  

I’m Mar (or Mars if you prefer) - I’m 30+ years of age and still remember when Tumblr was brand new, uncharted territory. This is a side blog and if you know my main blog, awesome! It’s not hard to figure out which one it may be.   

Here I like to write (mainly short drabbles less than a 1000 words), display my doodles, and otherwise engage with whatever fandom I’m hyper fixating on. 

I’m a free-form roleplayer who remembers the good ol’ AOL chat room days, so this blog also serves as any rps I wish to engage in.

This blog is MINORS DNI because again, I am an adult. I also will not tolerate any kind of hate/bigotry/etc.; which goes without saying. If I think you may be harmful to either my peace of mind or someone else, I have already employed the block on a hundred bot accounts – the last one requesting feet pictures. Why????  

With that out of the way, feel free to drop an ask or otherwise engage with me. I doubt I’ll get a lot of asks but I have started to notice a few ‘watchers’ and figured, why the hell not?  

What’s the worst that can happen, right? RIGHT!?  

Disclaimer: NSFW Asks will be treated with great humor or potentially deleted.  

Just saying.  

Disclaimer to the above disclaimer: I do have ADHD and a strange sense of humor – if I ever bother/hurt/annoy you? TELL ME!  

I’m completely chill with having adult conversations and firmly believe, no one should sit in their discomfort.  

Note: I'll be using the tag rp tesblr for those who want to filter out that content.

<3  

[mothermorrows]

Engraved depictions of the Nordic gods, found on the stone walls of their ancient ruins all across Skyrim:

1. Shor, the fox totem- The missing god.

2. Mara, the wolf totem- Handmaiden of Kyne and concubine of Shor.

3. Kyne, the hawk totem- Widow of Shor, Goddess of the Storm, and Mother of Men

4. Alduin, the dragon totem- The World-Eater

5. Orkey, the snake totem- The Death-God

6. Tsun, the bear totem- Shield-thane of Shor.

7. Dibella, the moth totem- Goddess of Beauty

8. Jhunal, the owl totem- God of Runes

9. Stuhn, the whale totem- God of Ransom

[mechs-n-mazte]

So apparently my husband has been using this cube thing to be a dick to people.

I am taking it for a little while until he learns a lesson. I- I can talk into this, and it makes words, so I don't have to write.

Apologies to those he's been harassing, our daughter is angry at him and he's not taking it well.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oh no!" Exclaimed Freya, "what happened now!?"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Omg Freya you would not BELIEVE IT!” Kayla chimes in cackling

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Kayla!" <3

"No, what happened!?"

She may have an armful of bunnies.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BABIES AHHHHH!!!” 😭🥺❤️💖

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I found them!" :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh my gods where?!!! I want one!” 🥺🥺💖

“They’re so cute!! I could always use more critter friends heheh.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya gently hands one over, "I don't know, I think his wife brought them. We may not be able to keep them but they are nice for cuddles!"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see! Well I’ll always accept bunny pets and cuddles!” Kayla smiles holdings the small rabbit in her arms.

“Ah, it’s days and moments like this that make dealing with other bullshit so worth it.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I agree! I should get my son a pet," Freya mused, nuzzling her nose down into the downy fur of the rabbits she held.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Excuse me WHAT?! YOU HAVE A SON?!!” Kayla gasps totally shocked.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! He is a bright, kind lad." Beams the Nord woman of twenty-five summers.

The lad in question has seen fifteen years.

"He is so smart Kayla! And you should see him battle!" Proud mum.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh wow! You’re so young! I would’ve have imagined you’re already a mom! Wait in battle…? How old is your kid??” 🤨

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He has told me he is fifteen this year." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see. So he’s adopted then…?”

Kayla is praying he is adopted-

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! I found him." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Found him? Huh well uh, I’m sure he lives a happy life with you!” :3

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I hope so," small sigh. "He ran away once, and we had to hunt him down."

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh! Well that sounds scary! Why did he run away?”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

" ...he was scared and confused by us, I think."

:(

"Don't worry, we killed those he ran back to."

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ahhhh w-where did you find him…?” Kayla asks somehow even more confused

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He broke into our house and we decided to keep him." :D

[mechs-n-mazte]

I know I would have appreciated that when I was on my own. You did a good thing <3

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Thank you for saying that!" Freya's eyes become suspiciously shiny.

<333!

"I just hope he doesn't run again ..."

[mechs-n-mazte]

If you're safe in his mind, he'll come back.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Aww -- Freya has to rub at her eyes now!

"I hope so, he has not tried too since that one time."

[mechs-n-mazte]

I think things should be fine. :)

[constantlydistractedwriter]

She is so sweet and pretty!!! <3

"You should come out more!'' Freya blurted out, grinning.

[mechs-n-mazte]

Oh, I think I'll steal Tel's little cube thing more often. I'm still trying to figure out how it works though...

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I could not tell you," Freya said with a shrug, tilting her head and squinting her eyes.

"Where did he find it?"

[mechs-n-mazte]

So apparently my husband has been using this cube thing to be a dick to people.

I am taking it for a little while until he learns a lesson. I- I can talk into this, and it makes words, so I don't have to write.

Apologies to those he's been harassing, our daughter is angry at him and he's not taking it well.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oh no!" Exclaimed Freya, "what happened now!?"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Omg Freya you would not BELIEVE IT!” Kayla chimes in cackling

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Kayla!" <3

"No, what happened!?"

She may have an armful of bunnies.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BABIES AHHHHH!!!” 😭🥺❤️💖

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I found them!" :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh my gods where?!!! I want one!” 🥺🥺💖

“They’re so cute!! I could always use more critter friends heheh.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya gently hands one over, "I don't know, I think his wife brought them. We may not be able to keep them but they are nice for cuddles!"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see! Well I’ll always accept bunny pets and cuddles!” Kayla smiles holdings the small rabbit in her arms.

“Ah, it’s days and moments like this that make dealing with other bullshit so worth it.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I agree! I should get my son a pet," Freya mused, nuzzling her nose down into the downy fur of the rabbits she held.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Excuse me WHAT?! YOU HAVE A SON?!!” Kayla gasps totally shocked.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! He is a bright, kind lad." Beams the Nord woman of twenty-five summers.

The lad in question has seen fifteen years.

"He is so smart Kayla! And you should see him battle!" Proud mum.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh wow! You’re so young! I would’ve have imagined you’re already a mom! Wait in battle…? How old is your kid??” 🤨

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He has told me he is fifteen this year." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see. So he’s adopted then…?”

Kayla is praying he is adopted-

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! I found him." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Found him? Huh well uh, I’m sure he lives a happy life with you!” :3

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I hope so," small sigh. "He ran away once, and we had to hunt him down."

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh! Well that sounds scary! Why did he run away?”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

" ...he was scared and confused by us, I think."

:(

"Don't worry, we killed those he ran back to."

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ahhhh w-where did you find him…?” Kayla asks somehow even more confused

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He broke into our house and we decided to keep him." :D

[mechs-n-mazte]

I know I would have appreciated that when I was on my own. You did a good thing <3

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Thank you for saying that!" Freya's eyes become suspiciously shiny.

<333!

"I just hope he doesn't run again ..."

[mechs-n-mazte]

If you're safe in his mind, he'll come back.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Aww -- Freya has to rub at her eyes now!

"I hope so, he has not tried too since that one time."

[mechs-n-mazte]

I think things should be fine. :)

[constantlydistractedwriter]

She is so sweet and pretty!!! <3

"You should come out more!'' Freya blurted out, grinning.

[mechs-n-mazte]

So apparently my husband has been using this cube thing to be a dick to people.

I am taking it for a little while until he learns a lesson. I- I can talk into this, and it makes words, so I don't have to write.

Apologies to those he's been harassing, our daughter is angry at him and he's not taking it well.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oh no!" Exclaimed Freya, "what happened now!?"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Omg Freya you would not BELIEVE IT!” Kayla chimes in cackling

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Kayla!" <3

"No, what happened!?"

She may have an armful of bunnies.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BABIES AHHHHH!!!” 😭🥺❤️💖

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I found them!" :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh my gods where?!!! I want one!” 🥺🥺💖

“They’re so cute!! I could always use more critter friends heheh.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya gently hands one over, "I don't know, I think his wife brought them. We may not be able to keep them but they are nice for cuddles!"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see! Well I’ll always accept bunny pets and cuddles!” Kayla smiles holdings the small rabbit in her arms.

“Ah, it’s days and moments like this that make dealing with other bullshit so worth it.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I agree! I should get my son a pet," Freya mused, nuzzling her nose down into the downy fur of the rabbits she held.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Excuse me WHAT?! YOU HAVE A SON?!!” Kayla gasps totally shocked.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! He is a bright, kind lad." Beams the Nord woman of twenty-five summers.

The lad in question has seen fifteen years.

"He is so smart Kayla! And you should see him battle!" Proud mum.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh wow! You’re so young! I would’ve have imagined you’re already a mom! Wait in battle…? How old is your kid??” 🤨

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He has told me he is fifteen this year." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see. So he’s adopted then…?”

Kayla is praying he is adopted-

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! I found him." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Found him? Huh well uh, I’m sure he lives a happy life with you!” :3

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I hope so," small sigh. "He ran away once, and we had to hunt him down."

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh! Well that sounds scary! Why did he run away?”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

" ...he was scared and confused by us, I think."

:(

"Don't worry, we killed those he ran back to."

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ahhhh w-where did you find him…?” Kayla asks somehow even more confused

[mechs-n-mazte]

I remember when I found out my now husband had a kid... that was a lot older than I imagined, who I'd already met... among other things. Adren's a good man despite all the chaos. Sometimes I look at Teldryn and wonder why I chose this when I had something easier in Windhelm, then he smiles and I remember...

Tel's a pain sometimes, but he's mine... and now we're chasing after our own kid that acts so much like him, it's almost crazy. Kids are complicated, people are complicated. I'm hoping I can move a whole bunch of this Nord junk I found in this tomb... I don't know where I'm really going with this.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Aww that’s really sweet! Thank you for sharing your wisdom with us” 💖

[mechs-n-mazte]

Thanks <3 I'm still trying to figure out how he uses this thing. You two seem nice. I hope he hasn't been too much of a bother.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh not at all! We were talking about sword collections before!” :3

[mechs-n-mazte]

Oh! He likes talking about that. I usually give him first choice of a haul because he usually finds something to add to it. He's got Symmachus' dagger in there, says he used to use it as a letter opener.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“OOH that’s so cool! I love collecting swords and a few other weapons too! Gotta build up my collection!”

[mechs-n-mazte]

To be fair, he has had two centuries to build it. There are a lot of old things from Old Morrowind in there that I don't even think he quite recalls owning.

He tells me it's all sorted in his head but if you saw the actual room he keeps it all in... I just don't open the door half the time.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya -- listening -- thinks of her own special items that she likes to hoard.

They must not be moved or she'll never find them again. Doesn't matter if she hasn't touched them in months or years.

Must. Not. Be. Moved.

[mechs-n-mazte]

So apparently my husband has been using this cube thing to be a dick to people.

I am taking it for a little while until he learns a lesson. I- I can talk into this, and it makes words, so I don't have to write.

Apologies to those he's been harassing, our daughter is angry at him and he's not taking it well.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oh no!" Exclaimed Freya, "what happened now!?"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Omg Freya you would not BELIEVE IT!” Kayla chimes in cackling

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Kayla!" <3

"No, what happened!?"

She may have an armful of bunnies.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BABIES AHHHHH!!!” 😭🥺❤️💖

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I found them!" :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh my gods where?!!! I want one!” 🥺🥺💖

“They’re so cute!! I could always use more critter friends heheh.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya gently hands one over, "I don't know, I think his wife brought them. We may not be able to keep them but they are nice for cuddles!"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see! Well I’ll always accept bunny pets and cuddles!” Kayla smiles holdings the small rabbit in her arms.

“Ah, it’s days and moments like this that make dealing with other bullshit so worth it.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I agree! I should get my son a pet," Freya mused, nuzzling her nose down into the downy fur of the rabbits she held.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Excuse me WHAT?! YOU HAVE A SON?!!” Kayla gasps totally shocked.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! He is a bright, kind lad." Beams the Nord woman of twenty-five summers.

The lad in question has seen fifteen years.

"He is so smart Kayla! And you should see him battle!" Proud mum.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh wow! You’re so young! I would’ve have imagined you’re already a mom! Wait in battle…? How old is your kid??” 🤨

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He has told me he is fifteen this year." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see. So he’s adopted then…?”

Kayla is praying he is adopted-

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! I found him." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Found him? Huh well uh, I’m sure he lives a happy life with you!” :3

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I hope so," small sigh. "He ran away once, and we had to hunt him down."

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh! Well that sounds scary! Why did he run away?”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

" ...he was scared and confused by us, I think."

:(

"Don't worry, we killed those he ran back to."

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ahhhh w-where did you find him…?” Kayla asks somehow even more confused

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He broke into our house and we decided to keep him." :D

[mechs-n-mazte]

I know I would have appreciated that when I was on my own. You did a good thing <3

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Thank you for saying that!" Freya's eyes become suspiciously shiny.

<333!

"I just hope he doesn't run again ..."

[mechs-n-mazte]

If you're safe in his mind, he'll come back.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Aww -- Freya has to rub at her eyes now!

"I hope so, he has not tried too since that one time."

[mechs-n-mazte]

So apparently my husband has been using this cube thing to be a dick to people.

I am taking it for a little while until he learns a lesson. I- I can talk into this, and it makes words, so I don't have to write.

Apologies to those he's been harassing, our daughter is angry at him and he's not taking it well.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oh no!" Exclaimed Freya, "what happened now!?"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Omg Freya you would not BELIEVE IT!” Kayla chimes in cackling

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Kayla!" <3

"No, what happened!?"

She may have an armful of bunnies.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BABIES AHHHHH!!!” 😭🥺❤️💖

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I found them!" :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh my gods where?!!! I want one!” 🥺🥺💖

“They’re so cute!! I could always use more critter friends heheh.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya gently hands one over, "I don't know, I think his wife brought them. We may not be able to keep them but they are nice for cuddles!"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see! Well I’ll always accept bunny pets and cuddles!” Kayla smiles holdings the small rabbit in her arms.

“Ah, it’s days and moments like this that make dealing with other bullshit so worth it.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I agree! I should get my son a pet," Freya mused, nuzzling her nose down into the downy fur of the rabbits she held.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Excuse me WHAT?! YOU HAVE A SON?!!” Kayla gasps totally shocked.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! He is a bright, kind lad." Beams the Nord woman of twenty-five summers.

The lad in question has seen fifteen years.

"He is so smart Kayla! And you should see him battle!" Proud mum.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh wow! You’re so young! I would’ve have imagined you’re already a mom! Wait in battle…? How old is your kid??” 🤨

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He has told me he is fifteen this year." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see. So he’s adopted then…?”

Kayla is praying he is adopted-

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! I found him." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Found him? Huh well uh, I’m sure he lives a happy life with you!” :3

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I hope so," small sigh. "He ran away once, and we had to hunt him down."

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh! Well that sounds scary! Why did he run away?”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

" ...he was scared and confused by us, I think."

:(

"Don't worry, we killed those he ran back to."

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ahhhh w-where did you find him…?” Kayla asks somehow even more confused

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He broke into our house and we decided to keep him." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh interesting- who was he with before that warranted killing??”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oh, bandits!" :D

Dragonborns love killing bandits.

Because bandits be like:

[credit to the person on reddit from 2013]

[mechs-n-mazte]

So apparently my husband has been using this cube thing to be a dick to people.

I am taking it for a little while until he learns a lesson. I- I can talk into this, and it makes words, so I don't have to write.

Apologies to those he's been harassing, our daughter is angry at him and he's not taking it well.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oh no!" Exclaimed Freya, "what happened now!?"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Omg Freya you would not BELIEVE IT!” Kayla chimes in cackling

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Kayla!" <3

"No, what happened!?"

She may have an armful of bunnies.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BABIES AHHHHH!!!” 😭🥺❤️💖

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I found them!" :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh my gods where?!!! I want one!” 🥺🥺💖

“They’re so cute!! I could always use more critter friends heheh.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya gently hands one over, "I don't know, I think his wife brought them. We may not be able to keep them but they are nice for cuddles!"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see! Well I’ll always accept bunny pets and cuddles!” Kayla smiles holdings the small rabbit in her arms.

“Ah, it’s days and moments like this that make dealing with other bullshit so worth it.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I agree! I should get my son a pet," Freya mused, nuzzling her nose down into the downy fur of the rabbits she held.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Excuse me WHAT?! YOU HAVE A SON?!!” Kayla gasps totally shocked.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! He is a bright, kind lad." Beams the Nord woman of twenty-five summers.

The lad in question has seen fifteen years.

"He is so smart Kayla! And you should see him battle!" Proud mum.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh wow! You’re so young! I would’ve have imagined you’re already a mom! Wait in battle…? How old is your kid??” 🤨

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He has told me he is fifteen this year." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see. So he’s adopted then…?”

Kayla is praying he is adopted-

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! I found him." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Found him? Huh well uh, I’m sure he lives a happy life with you!” :3

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I hope so," small sigh. "He ran away once, and we had to hunt him down."

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh! Well that sounds scary! Why did he run away?”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

" ...he was scared and confused by us, I think."

:(

"Don't worry, we killed those he ran back to."

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ahhhh w-where did you find him…?” Kayla asks somehow even more confused

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He broke into our house and we decided to keep him." :D

[mechs-n-mazte]

I know I would have appreciated that when I was on my own. You did a good thing <3

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Thank you for saying that!" Freya's eyes become suspiciously shiny.

<333!

"I just hope he doesn't run again ..."

[mechs-n-mazte]

So apparently my husband has been using this cube thing to be a dick to people.

I am taking it for a little while until he learns a lesson. I- I can talk into this, and it makes words, so I don't have to write.

Apologies to those he's been harassing, our daughter is angry at him and he's not taking it well.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oh no!" Exclaimed Freya, "what happened now!?"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Omg Freya you would not BELIEVE IT!” Kayla chimes in cackling

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Kayla!" <3

"No, what happened!?"

She may have an armful of bunnies.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BABIES AHHHHH!!!” 😭🥺❤️💖

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I found them!" :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh my gods where?!!! I want one!” 🥺🥺💖

“They’re so cute!! I could always use more critter friends heheh.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya gently hands one over, "I don't know, I think his wife brought them. We may not be able to keep them but they are nice for cuddles!"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see! Well I’ll always accept bunny pets and cuddles!” Kayla smiles holdings the small rabbit in her arms.

“Ah, it’s days and moments like this that make dealing with other bullshit so worth it.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I agree! I should get my son a pet," Freya mused, nuzzling her nose down into the downy fur of the rabbits she held.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Excuse me WHAT?! YOU HAVE A SON?!!” Kayla gasps totally shocked.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! He is a bright, kind lad." Beams the Nord woman of twenty-five summers.

The lad in question has seen fifteen years.

"He is so smart Kayla! And you should see him battle!" Proud mum.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh wow! You’re so young! I would’ve have imagined you’re already a mom! Wait in battle…? How old is your kid??” 🤨

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He has told me he is fifteen this year." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see. So he’s adopted then…?”

Kayla is praying he is adopted-

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! I found him." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Found him? Huh well uh, I’m sure he lives a happy life with you!” :3

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I hope so," small sigh. "He ran away once, and we had to hunt him down."

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh! Well that sounds scary! Why did he run away?”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

" ...he was scared and confused by us, I think."

:(

"Don't worry, we killed those he ran back to."

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ahhhh w-where did you find him…?” Kayla asks somehow even more confused

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He broke into our house and we decided to keep him." :D

[mechs-n-mazte]

So apparently my husband has been using this cube thing to be a dick to people.

I am taking it for a little while until he learns a lesson. I- I can talk into this, and it makes words, so I don't have to write.

Apologies to those he's been harassing, our daughter is angry at him and he's not taking it well.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oh no!" Exclaimed Freya, "what happened now!?"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Omg Freya you would not BELIEVE IT!” Kayla chimes in cackling

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Kayla!" <3

"No, what happened!?"

She may have an armful of bunnies.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BABIES AHHHHH!!!” 😭🥺❤️💖

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I found them!" :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh my gods where?!!! I want one!” 🥺🥺💖

“They’re so cute!! I could always use more critter friends heheh.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya gently hands one over, "I don't know, I think his wife brought them. We may not be able to keep them but they are nice for cuddles!"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see! Well I’ll always accept bunny pets and cuddles!” Kayla smiles holdings the small rabbit in her arms.

“Ah, it’s days and moments like this that make dealing with other bullshit so worth it.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I agree! I should get my son a pet," Freya mused, nuzzling her nose down into the downy fur of the rabbits she held.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Excuse me WHAT?! YOU HAVE A SON?!!” Kayla gasps totally shocked.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! He is a bright, kind lad." Beams the Nord woman of twenty-five summers.

The lad in question has seen fifteen years.

"He is so smart Kayla! And you should see him battle!" Proud mum.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh wow! You’re so young! I would’ve have imagined you’re already a mom! Wait in battle…? How old is your kid??” 🤨

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He has told me he is fifteen this year." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see. So he’s adopted then…?”

Kayla is praying he is adopted-

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! I found him." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Found him? Huh well uh, I’m sure he lives a happy life with you!” :3

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I hope so," small sigh. "He ran away once, and we had to hunt him down."

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh! Well that sounds scary! Why did he run away?”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

" ...he was scared and confused by us, I think."

:(

"Don't worry, we killed those he ran back to."

[mechs-n-mazte]

So apparently my husband has been using this cube thing to be a dick to people.

I am taking it for a little while until he learns a lesson. I- I can talk into this, and it makes words, so I don't have to write.

Apologies to those he's been harassing, our daughter is angry at him and he's not taking it well.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oh no!" Exclaimed Freya, "what happened now!?"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Omg Freya you would not BELIEVE IT!” Kayla chimes in cackling

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Kayla!" <3

"No, what happened!?"

She may have an armful of bunnies.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BABIES AHHHHH!!!” 😭🥺❤️💖

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I found them!" :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh my gods where?!!! I want one!” 🥺🥺💖

“They’re so cute!! I could always use more critter friends heheh.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya gently hands one over, "I don't know, I think his wife brought them. We may not be able to keep them but they are nice for cuddles!"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see! Well I’ll always accept bunny pets and cuddles!” Kayla smiles holdings the small rabbit in her arms.

“Ah, it’s days and moments like this that make dealing with other bullshit so worth it.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I agree! I should get my son a pet," Freya mused, nuzzling her nose down into the downy fur of the rabbits she held.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Excuse me WHAT?! YOU HAVE A SON?!!” Kayla gasps totally shocked.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! He is a bright, kind lad." Beams the Nord woman of twenty-five summers.

The lad in question has seen fifteen years.

"He is so smart Kayla! And you should see him battle!" Proud mum.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh wow! You’re so young! I would’ve have imagined you’re already a mom! Wait in battle…? How old is your kid??” 🤨

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He has told me he is fifteen this year." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see. So he’s adopted then…?”

Kayla is praying he is adopted-

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! I found him." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Found him? Huh well uh, I’m sure he lives a happy life with you!” :3

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I hope so," small sigh. "He ran away once, and we had to hunt him down."

[mechs-n-mazte]

So apparently my husband has been using this cube thing to be a dick to people.

I am taking it for a little while until he learns a lesson. I- I can talk into this, and it makes words, so I don't have to write.

Apologies to those he's been harassing, our daughter is angry at him and he's not taking it well.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oh no!" Exclaimed Freya, "what happened now!?"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Omg Freya you would not BELIEVE IT!” Kayla chimes in cackling

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Kayla!" <3

"No, what happened!?"

She may have an armful of bunnies.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BABIES AHHHHH!!!” 😭🥺❤️💖

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I found them!" :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh my gods where?!!! I want one!” 🥺🥺💖

“They’re so cute!! I could always use more critter friends heheh.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya gently hands one over, "I don't know, I think his wife brought them. We may not be able to keep them but they are nice for cuddles!"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see! Well I’ll always accept bunny pets and cuddles!” Kayla smiles holdings the small rabbit in her arms.

“Ah, it’s days and moments like this that make dealing with other bullshit so worth it.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I agree! I should get my son a pet," Freya mused, nuzzling her nose down into the downy fur of the rabbits she held.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Excuse me WHAT?! YOU HAVE A SON?!!” Kayla gasps totally shocked.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! He is a bright, kind lad." Beams the Nord woman of twenty-five summers.

The lad in question has seen fifteen years.

"He is so smart Kayla! And you should see him battle!" Proud mum.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh wow! You’re so young! I would’ve have imagined you’re already a mom! Wait in battle…? How old is your kid??” 🤨

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He has told me he is fifteen this year." :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see. So he’s adopted then…?”

Kayla is praying he is adopted-

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! I found him." :D

[mechs-n-mazte]

So apparently my husband has been using this cube thing to be a dick to people.

I am taking it for a little while until he learns a lesson. I- I can talk into this, and it makes words, so I don't have to write.

Apologies to those he's been harassing, our daughter is angry at him and he's not taking it well.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oh no!" Exclaimed Freya, "what happened now!?"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Omg Freya you would not BELIEVE IT!” Kayla chimes in cackling

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Kayla!" <3

"No, what happened!?"

She may have an armful of bunnies.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BABIES AHHHHH!!!” 😭🥺❤️💖

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I found them!" :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh my gods where?!!! I want one!” 🥺🥺💖

“They’re so cute!! I could always use more critter friends heheh.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya gently hands one over, "I don't know, I think his wife brought them. We may not be able to keep them but they are nice for cuddles!"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see! Well I’ll always accept bunny pets and cuddles!” Kayla smiles holdings the small rabbit in her arms.

“Ah, it’s days and moments like this that make dealing with other bullshit so worth it.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I agree! I should get my son a pet," Freya mused, nuzzling her nose down into the downy fur of the rabbits she held.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Excuse me WHAT?! YOU HAVE A SON?!!” Kayla gasps totally shocked.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! He is a bright, kind lad." Beams the Nord woman of twenty-five summers.

The lad in question has seen fifteen years.

"He is so smart Kayla! And you should see him battle!" Proud mum.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh wow! You’re so young! I would’ve have imagined you’re already a mom! Wait in battle…? How old is your kid??” 🤨

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"He has told me he is fifteen this year." :D

[mechs-n-mazte]

So apparently my husband has been using this cube thing to be a dick to people.

I am taking it for a little while until he learns a lesson. I- I can talk into this, and it makes words, so I don't have to write.

Apologies to those he's been harassing, our daughter is angry at him and he's not taking it well.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oh no!" Exclaimed Freya, "what happened now!?"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Omg Freya you would not BELIEVE IT!” Kayla chimes in cackling

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Kayla!" <3

"No, what happened!?"

She may have an armful of bunnies.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BABIES AHHHHH!!!” 😭🥺❤️💖

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I found them!" :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh my gods where?!!! I want one!” 🥺🥺💖

“They’re so cute!! I could always use more critter friends heheh.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya gently hands one over, "I don't know, I think his wife brought them. We may not be able to keep them but they are nice for cuddles!"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see! Well I’ll always accept bunny pets and cuddles!” Kayla smiles holdings the small rabbit in her arms.

“Ah, it’s days and moments like this that make dealing with other bullshit so worth it.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I agree! I should get my son a pet," Freya mused, nuzzling her nose down into the downy fur of the rabbits she held.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Excuse me WHAT?! YOU HAVE A SON?!!” Kayla gasps totally shocked.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Yes! He is a bright, kind lad." Beams the Nord woman of twenty-five summers.

The lad in question has seen fifteen years.

"He is so smart Kayla! And you should see him battle!" Proud mum.

[mechs-n-mazte]

So apparently my husband has been using this cube thing to be a dick to people.

I am taking it for a little while until he learns a lesson. I- I can talk into this, and it makes words, so I don't have to write.

Apologies to those he's been harassing, our daughter is angry at him and he's not taking it well.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oh no!" Exclaimed Freya, "what happened now!?"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Omg Freya you would not BELIEVE IT!” Kayla chimes in cackling

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Kayla!" <3

"No, what happened!?"

She may have an armful of bunnies.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BABIES AHHHHH!!!” 😭🥺❤️💖

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I found them!" :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh my gods where?!!! I want one!” 🥺🥺💖

“They’re so cute!! I could always use more critter friends heheh.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya gently hands one over, "I don't know, I think his wife brought them. We may not be able to keep them but they are nice for cuddles!"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Ohh I see! Well I’ll always accept bunny pets and cuddles!” Kayla smiles holdings the small rabbit in her arms.

“Ah, it’s days and moments like this that make dealing with other bullshit so worth it.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I agree! I should get my son a pet," Freya mused, nuzzling her nose down into the downy fur of the rabbits she held.

[mechs-n-mazte]

So apparently my husband has been using this cube thing to be a dick to people.

I am taking it for a little while until he learns a lesson. I- I can talk into this, and it makes words, so I don't have to write.

Apologies to those he's been harassing, our daughter is angry at him and he's not taking it well.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oh no!" Exclaimed Freya, "what happened now!?"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Omg Freya you would not BELIEVE IT!” Kayla chimes in cackling

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Kayla!" <3

"No, what happened!?"

She may have an armful of bunnies.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BABIES AHHHHH!!!” 😭🥺❤️💖

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I found them!" :D

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Oh my gods where?!!! I want one!” 🥺🥺💖

“They’re so cute!! I could always use more critter friends heheh.”

[constantlydistractedwriter]

Freya gently hands one over, "I don't know, I think his wife brought them. We may not be able to keep them but they are nice for cuddles!"

[mechs-n-mazte]

So apparently my husband has been using this cube thing to be a dick to people.

I am taking it for a little while until he learns a lesson. I- I can talk into this, and it makes words, so I don't have to write.

Apologies to those he's been harassing, our daughter is angry at him and he's not taking it well.

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Oh no!" Exclaimed Freya, "what happened now!?"

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“Omg Freya you would not BELIEVE IT!” Kayla chimes in cackling

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"Kayla!" <3

"No, what happened!?"

She may have an armful of bunnies.

[kayla-dovahkiin]

“OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE BABIES AHHHHH!!!” 😭🥺❤️💖

[constantlydistractedwriter]

"I found them!" :D