Tbh, I would’ve lost my job when he called me a negro.
this is literally a South Park episode.
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Tbh, I would’ve lost my job when he called me a negro.
this is literally a South Park episode.
i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls
Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives
To all my followers who are not robots, and live in NY, and want Bernie Sanders to win.
DO NOT WEAR ANYTHING THAT HAS ANY CANDIDATE ON IT!
Please share this info with everyone in your real life.
It took a bit of digging, but I did find mention of it via a Wiki page on passive electioneering, and they HAVE pulled this sort of stunt before.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nycity-news-service/no-obama-tees-obscure-law_b_129177.html
Be careful friends!
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
I don’t believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!
oh what the hell…lol.
this is important
Man it really tickles me how many years women were banned from fighting in the military and now men are turning around and blaming the fact that only men have to register for the draft on feminists
Like??? Buddy…
You’re never gonna believe who set that system up
Let’s all take a moment and thank modern family for this
Alec being Alec in 1x04 “Raising Hell”
But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, and he is definitely not Spiderman because that would be a serious breach of licensing rights.” and then he just grabs Pete and tows him away by the suspicious red spandex collar poking out over the top of his T-shirt
Someone get this to Ryan Reynolds stat
me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: i don’t know. can you?
she’s got me. i haven’t evolved a standard animal digestive system. i continue to photosynthesize my energy
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”
tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?
its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.
this sjust in obmama creates new law demanding that all men shave off their nipples “just cut them right off jusut fucking do it they dont do anyhting” he was quoted as screaming off the white house roof this morning
“You’re tickling me.”
It deeply upsets me when people do not find Hamlet hilarious.
http://www.boredpanda.com/hottest-vet-pet-doctor-evan-antin-california/
ummmmmmmm this post is missing his best picture
This man should be an Avenger.