Feel the Feelzz

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[cdrcdiggory]

looking through the different names tom riddle had to be given to complete the whole ‘i am lord voldemort’ thing is too much. he’s called tod in catalan. he’s mark in slovenian. romeo in danish. can u imagine ur friend romeo being like ‘i wanna go by voldemort now.’

[odjnsons]

favorite television show meme: [4/7] scenes

What a rude little man. Someone needs to put him in his place.

[jeongyeons]

[space-cadet-123-deactivated2020]

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

[lobster-senpai-deactivated20150]

“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

[space-cadet-123-deactivated2020]

I’m so happy tbh

[vicevirtue]

You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[consultingfngrl221-blog]

Harry: Hey guys do you dare me to make out with Draco?

Hermione, Ron, Every Gryffindor Really: No

Harry: [shaking his head and chuckling] I can’t believe you guys are making me do this

Hermione, Ron, etc.: We’re not

Draco: Shut up, let the man talk

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Regulus: Please... Women can't fight...

Narcissa: [scoffs; death glaring at her cousin] Women, are not weak. Besides... Ladies do not start fights...

Bellatrix: [smirking] but we can finish them...

Regulus: [gulps]

[consultingfngrl221-blog]

Harry: We have to search the forest.

Hermione: No, Harry! You'll get lost in there!

Harry: Come On Mione! Be Positive!

Hermione: Fine. I am POSITIVE you will get lost in there!

[incorrectmarauderquotes]

I failed the exercise test. They asked me to run and I said no.

Peter Pettigrew (via incorrectmarauderquotes)

[incorrectmarauderquotes]

Remus can’t be a werewolf. I had to open a jam jar for him last week. I’m pretty sure a werewolf could open a jar of jam for himself.

James Potter (via incorrectmarauderquotes)

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Draco: Granger!

Hermione: What?

Draco: Your lips look so lonely... would they like to meet mine?

Hermione: I can't deal with these pick up lines anymore!

[consultingfngrl221-blog]

Draco: shoutout to the most gorgeous person in my life for always being there for me and making me feel good about myself no matter what.

Pansy: :)

Draco: shoutout to me.

[consultingfngrl221-blog]

Bellatrix: Haven't you ever killed someone before?

Regulus: No! Have you?

Bellatrix: [shrugs] That's personal. But if I had, I'd know better than to waste my time digging one six-foot hole when I could dig six one-foot holes. That's just murder math.

Regulus: ..... You really are an evil genius aren't you?

Bellatrix: [grins]

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Harry: *Single handily fucks up everything*

[consultingfngrl221-blog]

Ginny: Boys are so lucky...

Hermione: Huh?

Ginny: You know, because they have boners. Boners tell boys when they are horny. Us Girls don't have that... sometimes I have NO IDEA how I feel!! Am I hungry? Am I Horny? Am I bored? I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A DICK!

Hermione: Someone has Penis Envy....

Luna: [staring shocked]

Harry: I mean that's definitely an INTERESTING take on things...

Draco: Except sometimes we get boners for no reason...

Ron: Yeah! Sometimes its' like "Whats is it boy?! Did ya see something?!" and then it turns out to just be food...

Luna: Okay this was too weird a conversation even for me...