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The Hunger Games (Original Series, Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Sunrise on the Reaping)
The Legend of Zelda (Ocarina of Time, Majora’s Mask, Twilight Princess, Spirit Tracks, Breath of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom)
Until Dawn
Life Is Strange: True Colors
Pokemon (Games)
The Chronicles of Narnia
Once Upon a Time (Though honestly I pretend like the last season didn’t happen)
Supernatural (pre-Season 10! Also be warned that I am very disillusioned with the hunting lifestyle and the brothers’ relationship so that might bleed into my fics)
Star Wars (Movies. Do NOT send me Kylo Ren requests, I will delete them.)
Requested by anonymous for Hank tries to help Connor ask you out
"You dirty bag of bolts!" Hank says with no real venom in his voice. In fact he sounds almost fond of his android partner.
"I assure you, Lieutenant, I keep myself in adequate condition. And Cyberlife does not use bolts in its construct-"
"Ah, forget it." Hank groans. "So... you like Y/N, then? Makes sense. When you're in charge of the archives, you're already part robot, eh?" Hank waves away Connor's all-too-literal refutation.
Connor shifts uncomfortably, and Hank would almost be certain that if the android were human, he'd be blushing. "I find Y/N's demeanor... soothing."
Hank groans before it appears curiosity wins out. "Do androids even get... turned on?"
Connor frowns. "Cyberlife did not equip me with genitalia, so it is difficult to gauge sexual arousal, Lieutenant. However, now that I am Deviant... I do not think the idea altogether implausible."
Hank grins suddenly, the expression unfamiliar for his facial muscles. "Your LED." the older man lets out a giggle. "Oh, god, it's like your boner. Your light turns green whenever Y/N passes by!"
Connor just stares at Hank, obviously not amused.
Hank finally settles down and kicks his feet up onto his desk. Connor sweeps them off and Hank scowls.
"Look, so you know what the next step is, right?"
"Do you mean... engaging in a proposition of courtship?"
"God, Con- just ask him on a date!"
Connor frowns. "I... am programmed with the knowledge of what a date is. However, I am... nervous?"
Hank sighs. "I'm gonna have to teach you how to ask someone out, aren't I?"
After about three hours of slacking off - Hank has been delighted to find that since becoming Deviant, Connor has not been so rigid about following protocol - they still haven't gotten any further than Connor attempting to talk about butterflies.
Something twinges in Hank as he remembers waiting in the car while his teenage son asked a boy out. Cole ran right back, dove into the car, and let out a whoop and had thanked Hank for his advice. Hank shunts this memory to the back of his mind.
"Alright, look. Since you're obviously hopeless, I'll give you a little cheat code, okay? It's not about chatting someone up - that can help, but it's not essential. We gotta break it down to bare bones. 'I like seeing you around, and I'd like to spend more time with you if that's okay. Would you like to go out sometime?' That's what you want to say."
Connor nods. "Condense the message to the essentials. Thank you, Hank."
Hank follows anyway. Not because he wants to support the android. Nope.
Connor finds you among the files like usual. Even with Cyberlife providing so much in the way of labor, you've kept your job at the station simply because most people don't feel comfortable leaving everything in the justice system up to robots.
"Ahem." Connor makes the sound out of courtesy, having no actual throat to clear.
"Ah! Detective Connor!" you smile, turning to him.
Hank claps a hand over his face as Connor opens his mouth and freezes. It's like he's glitching.
"Uh... Connor? Are you okay?" you ask in slight concern for the statue-still android.
Hank steps into the room. "Connor likes seeing you around and wants to spend more time with you, if possible. Like, on a date. He's asking you out. Connor wants to go on a date."
Hank curses under his breath. When did he get so bad at this?
You chuckle a little and look at Connor. "I'd love to. Uh... will Hank be coming too or will you be able to move by then?"
Hank snickers a little and Connor snaps back into movement. "I will, er... perform a software diagnostic and ensure I am at full capacity for our... date."
It's only when Hank and Connor are walking back to their desk that they realize that no details have been discussed, and now they have to go back.
Link meets a sorcerer human. And every time link leaves his house sorcerer puts protective and healing spells on Link via kisses all over Links body.
Link just loves the little circles of light that erupt over his skin whenever his sorcerer enchants his body, and he loves the feeling of magic and protection. But he loves the last part of this ritual, where they hold each other and kiss - and though no spells are cast, it's the most magical one of all.
MacCready isn’t much of a morning person, so Sole decides to help him wake up by giving him a blowjob?
"Wow. I, uh... never had a wake-up call like that before." MacCready grins, blushing from head to toe. He was very surprised and woke quickly, and is a little embarrassed about how quickly he finished. "Almost thought I had a Ghoul gnawing on my di- er, my privates."
