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[wafflesandkruge]

Made my own prompts for this month! Will be trying to write ☺️☺️

Choose one, combine the two each day, alternate, or use angst prompts for soft works and soft prompts for angst works 😈😈

Feel free to tag me if you use!

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20 Mythical Dialogue Prompts

“I didn’t know it was important so I sold it to a dragon. I got a ton of coins for it though!”

“You don’t go pickin fights with the fae unless you lost your damn mind!”

“I make a point of not meeting vampires so, no, I haven’t had my blood sucked before.”

“I always thought I’d be abducted by aliens not a bunch of fairies…”

“I didn’t wake up and decide to be an elf you know.”

“Don’t be mad but… I stole the dragon’s egg.”

“You won’t believe what happened last night! I rode a griffin! A real, living, breathing, griffin!”

“These wings… they don’t belong to any animal.”

“How many times do I have to explain that mirrors aren’t made with silver anymore. Vampires reflections show up now. Sheesh.”

“So I joined a herd of centaurs and became an honorary member. They even gave me my own hoof pick!”

“I’m so sick of every Lord of the Rings fanatic thinking they know shit about elves. You know nothing!”

“Look. I’ll just nicely explain to the dragon that we were really hungry and not thinking straight when we stole the eggs. Everything will be fine.”

“I thought pixies were… bigger.”

“Mermaids don’t like eating fish. It feels wrong. You wouldn’t eat a monkey would you?”

“I didn’t know he was the human king when I dragged him under the water. He just looked cute!”

“Werewolves aren’t the only were creatures in this forest you need to look out for.”

“The thief had the ears and the tail of a fox! I’m not delusional. I swear it! They were real too!”

“Everyone thinks being immortal is so fun. Honestly, being able to die sounds a lot better.”

“I may have accidentally invited a werewolf to live with us….”

“Apparently they don’t hire fae.. the stupid jerks.”

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Writing Prompts in 5 Styles

1. Write a scene at a funeral.

2. A dog, a missing person’s flyer, and three shots of tequila

3. “But you were always mine.” “Was I?”

4. What happens when two exes find themselves at the same divorce lawyer office?

5. Write about everything that reminds you of balloons in one story. 

6. Write a scene inside a failing ice cream shop.

7. a bouquet of roses, several restraining orders, and a Lego set

8. “This wasn’t how it was supposed to go.” “I can tell.”

9. What happens when a bookstore owner befriends his mysterious customer?

10. Write about everything that reminds you of snow in one story.

11. Write a scene at a private beach.

12. a messy room, explosives, and one smart cat

13. “You are like gold to me. Expensive yet boring.”

14.  What happens when several con artists fight over the same mark?

15. Write about everything that reminds you of cardboard boxes in one story.

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instead of...

said;

spoke

breathed

gestured

motioned

exhaled

whispered

muttered

uttered

revealed

blurted

mumbled

whimpered

muttered

proclaimed

shouted

chimed

swallowed

hummed 

promised 

voiced

paused 

groaned

moaned

thinking;

mulled over 

weighed the options

mediated

reasoned

deliberated

mused 

contemplated

absorbed 

kiss; 

slotted their lips together

moulded lips against one another’s

grazed mouths/lips 

pecked one another

puckered

pressed

sealed

used in an act of shutting someone up 

sex; 

passionate 

loving

caring 

intimacy

lovemaking

orgasm;

rupture

coil broke/shattered/twisted/tightened

thrust off the edge

plummet into bliss

fireworks

electricity shot/coursed through veins/body

peak

finish

spasm/convulse

arch/vault back off bed/wall/etc

breath knocked out of lungs 

gasping for air

screamed in pleasure

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[leneemusing]

more prompts for your feels

“  what am i supposed to do when i can’t even trust my own mind?  ”  “  i have to believe death is the end. because all that waits for me in the afterlife is a debt of sin i don’t think could ever be paid off.  ” “  what do you see when you look into my eyes?  ”   “  it doesn’t always have to be you, you know?  your shoulders aren’t the only ones that can bear the weight of the world.  ”   “  i don’t think hearts break. shattered things can only be broken once. but torn things can be mended again and again until it’s all scars and stitching.  ” “  i can’t remember what it’s like to be truly wanted.  ” “  every time you look at me i feel invisible.  ” “  loneliness is a slow and cruel poison.  ” “  i’m afraid that if i let you see every side of me, you should shrink back in fear or disgust.  ” “  for once in your life, what is it that you want.  ” “  i’ve been wrapped in my sorrow for so long, i’m afraid i’ll feel too cold without it.  ” “  i just want to see you smile again.  ” “  can’t you stop running for one second?  ” “  i’ll be here. when you’re ready to talk.  ” “  being strong doesn’t mean never asking for help or admitting you’re in pain.  ” “  don’t shut me out. please.  ” “  don’t look at me like that.  ” “  the world isn’t made up of heroes and monsters. just broken people balancing between the two.  ” “  i just wanted to do something good for once.  ” “  why can’t you tell me what’s wrong?  ” “  just trust me. please.  ” “  why can’t you let me in? what are you so afraid of?  ” “   you’re so worried about losing me/them you’re missing everything in front of you.  ”   “  i’m not leaving you.  ” “  you’re not alone. i’m here.  ” “  you see everyone so clearly except yourself.  ” “  don’t you understand? i love you. and nothing you’ve done, no matter how much of a monster you think you are, is gonna change that.  ” “  i find broken things interesting. maybe that’s why i like you so much.  ” “  i want to be whatever it is you think i am.  ” “  you see the good in everything. that’s why i like it when you look at me.  ” “  i’ll still be here when you wake.  ” “  i promise i’ll never hurt you again.  ” “  as long as i have you, the rest doesn’t matter.  ” “  what did they do to you?  ” “  i’m not sure i should leave you alone.  ” “  i won’t hate you. i know you think that’s what you deserve but it’s not.  ” “  i want to love the parts of you that you hate.  ” “  i’m scared of what you’re becoming.  ” “  i’m sorry, i’m not what you think i am.  ” “  you’ll always have a home with me.  ” “  what happened to you?  ” “  i thought i’d never see you again.  ” “  you’re such a fucking coward.  ” “  i envy anyone who has the privilege of being loved by you.  ” “  you scared me.  ” “  please, don’t ever give up on me.  ” “  i’m not giving up on you. not ever.  ” “  i know you love me. but it’s not the way i want to be loved.  ”

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TRAVELING IDEAS

Some travel-related scenarios to write your characters into:

Person A and Person B going on a cross-country roadtrip together.

Person A and Person B realizing that they both have the same travel destination on their bucket list and planing a trip to go there together.

Person A is leaving for their vacation and meets Person B (a stranger) on the airplane. At the end of the trip, Person A boards their flight home only to realize that the person in the seat next to them is Person B again.

Person A taking care of Person B who is sea sick / air sick / car sick.

Person A and Person B going on a cruise together and spending their whole trip reinacting scenes from Titanic.

Person A wants to stay in the hotel and have a relaxing staycation but Person B wants to go exploring and sight-seeing.

Person A and Person B accidentally take each other’s luggage from baggage claim because they have similar looking bags. They each must use the items in the bags to help them find who they belong to and get their own luggage back.

Person A and Person B taking a 12 hour train / bus ride together.

Person A plans a secret trip to surprise their internet friend, Person B. When Person A finally gets to Person B’s city, they text them only to find out that Person B has just arrived in Person A’s city to secretly surprise them.

Person A and Person B have a tradition where any time one of them travels somewhere, they try to find the cheesiest souvenir to bring back for the other. They get really competitive over it.

[scvrllet]

Prompt List

A/N: phew finally finished my first prompt list. a vast majority of these are my own but there are a few that I found online/was inspired by.

Fluff

“Is that my shirt?” “You mean our shirt?”

“It’s you, it always has been.”

“You’re everything I could’ve wanted and more.”

“Kiss me.”

“Home stopped being a place when you entered my life.” 

“You should probably go home.” “But I’m already home.”

“You’re an idiot.” “But you love me.”

“I’d do anything for you.” 

“You took all the pillows so I’m using you as one.”

“Stop moving and let me braid your hair.”

“I’m so proud of you.” 

“Could you say that again?” “Were you not listening?” “No I was, I just like hearing your voice.”

“I didn’t think it was possible to love someone this much.”

“You are my family.”

“I’m right here.”

“Can you just please hold me?” 

“I’m pretty sure (you’re/she’s/he’s/they’re) my soulmate”

“You come here often?” “Well considering I work here, yes.”

“You know, I think my (mother/father/parents) would be proud if I brought (you/her/him/them) home.” 

“I just want to see you happy.”

“I haven’t seen (her/him/them) smile like that in ages.” 

“You made me a better person. Thank you.” 

“I’d rather live in the woods with you than in a mansion with some (girl/boy/person) I barely know.”

“This reminded me of you.” 

“Your hair is really soft.”

“You’re really warm.”

“Are you blushing?”

“Can I stay here tonight?”

“Because I love you.”

“I’ve been in-love with you since we were kids.”

“I’m never going to leave you. I promise.”

“Make a wish!”

“I love seeing you smile.”

“Why are you wearing my sweater?” “Because it smells like you.”

“I just want to be there for you.”

“I couldn’t get you out of my mind.”

“You’re just a softie.”

“You owe me.” “Fine, whatever you like.”

“You’re safe now, I’m here.”

“Why are you scared of loving?”

“You are crushing me right now.”

“Darling I love you and all, but please step out fo the kitchen.”

“I love you.”

“You’re an idiot.” “But I am your idiot.”

“Take my hand. Just trust me.”

“You’re hurt. Please just let heal it.”

“At least let me clean it.”

“I told you to take care of yourself.”

“You’re the only thing that matters.”

“Stay.”

Angst

“I’m leaving.” “Of course you are, that’s all you know how to do.”

“You started drinking again, didn’t you?” 

“You promised you’d stop drinking.” “And you promised you wouldn’t hurt me!″

“But it’s my fault right?”

“I don’t want to feel this. I want to be numb again.”

“You’re lying to me again. Why can’t you just tell me the truth for once?” 

“I love you.” “No you don’t” 

“I can’t lose you.” “You already did.”

“Did it mean anything to you? Did I mean anything to you?”

“How was I such an idiot, to believe that you, out of all people, could ever love me?”  

“I loved you.” “Then why did you let (her/him/them) get in between us?”

“Maybe they were right, you never did change.” 

“This is all in my head. It’s all happening in my head.”

“Don’t you dare walk away from this!” 

“What gives you the right to just waltz back into my life after all the pain you’ve caused.”

“You’ve changed.”

“You win, happy?”

“Any other lies left to tell me?”

“Why did you wait until I moved on?”

“Don’t look at me like that.” “Like what?” “Like you still love me.”

“Its (her/him/them), isn’t it?”

“It’s always been (her/him/them).”

“When did you stop loving me?”

“Let me go.”

“You’re not you.”

“I miss the old you.”

“What happened to their happily ever after?” “Not all love stories get a happily ever after, sometimes it’s just once upon a time.” 

“Move out of my way before I make you.”

“You deserve better.”

“I risked my life for you.”

“I never would’ve thought (she/he/they)’d end up with someone else.”

“They were perfect for each other.”

“I was happier with you.”

“I would’ve done anything for you.”

“I loved you. I loved you so so much but you hurt me.” 

“They warned me about this.” “About what?” “You.” 

“Lie to me. I don’t care what you say, just lie to me. Make me feel okay again.” 

“You broke me.”

“You just threw four years of friendship out the window.”

“Hasn’t this addiction done enough damage already?”

“Sorry doesn’t fix everything.”

“You promised.”

“I don’t need help! I need an end to this pain.”

“What am I in your life? Because as of lately I feel as though I’ve been nothing to you.”

“Leave.”

“I can’t keep playing pretend.”

“You deserve so much better.”

“Give me one reason why I shouldn’t leave.”

“I wish we never met.”

“I’m sorry I’m not enough for you.”

General

“I love you.” “Tell me that when you’re sober.” 

“It’s pouring rain why are you here?”

“I love you.” “You shouldn’t.”

“Where are you?”

“What happened?”

“Have you been taking care of yourself?”

“Is that blood?” “Yes but that doesn’t matter right now, what does matter is-” “You are literally bleeding.”

“Is that my book?”

“Are they dead?”

“You want to play pretend? Well two can play at that game.”

“Did you know that you talk in your sleep?”

“Come back to bed. Please.” 

“You’re who they warned me about.” 

“Come back.”

“You should’ve listened to me.”

“I haven’t seen you in days.” 

“Are you jealous?”

“Cheers, I’ll drink to that.” “You drink to everything.” “Cheers!”

“Why is there a deer in the room?” 

“Is that vodka? At 7 in the morning?”

“It’s not my choice.”

“Can we take this home?”

“Hey, look at me. Focus on me alright?” 

“I haven’t seen (her/him/them) smile in months.”

“(She/he/they) don’t belong with (her/him/them)!” “Than who do(es) (she/he/they) belong with?” “…..with me.”

“Come home.”

“I hope you’re happy.”

“They don’t need to know.”

“I made this for you.”

“Why is arson always your first answer?”

“Is this really the time for jokes?” 

“You always do this.” 

“Wake me up when it’s over.” 

“You look happy.” 

“I’m sorry, do I know you?” 

“Why can’t I get you out of my head?”

“Do you want that?”

“Don’t let go.” 

“Just let me stay.”

“Can I at least tell my side of the story?” 

“Do you trust me?” 

“Are you flirting with me?”

“Is the weight of your sins too heavy?”

“Just let me see (her/him/them) one last time. Please.”

“Are you afraid to die?”

“Are they really ‘just a friend’?”

“I wasn’t lying when i told you that I loved you.”

“I won’t hurt you.”

“Have you been sleeping?”

“I didn’t know where else to go.”

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QUESTION IDEAS #11

Some more question-based dialogue to include in your writing. (Be creative and use these in any context you desire)

“Is everything okay?”

“What are you smiling about?”

“Did you hear that?”

“What’s in it for me?”

“Isn’t that weird?”

“What do you mean?”

“Is something bothering you?”

“Do you even care anymore?”

“Where have you been?”

“Can I ask you something?”

“Why are you following me?”

“How long was I asleep?”

“Does this help?”

“Isn’t this what you wanted?”

“Can this wait until tomorrow?

"Do you ever stop talking?”

“What do we do now?”

“Can you please just leave me alone?”

“Does this seem normal to you?”

“What did you want to talk to me about?”

[aesterea-archived]

ideas for interesting platonic dynamics:

older siblings trying to maintain a cool persona to impress younger siblings who idolize them 

character avoiding their landlord cause they’re late to pay rent 

neighbors who have grown weirdly accustomed to each other and don’t feel right if the other person isn’t home 

following the same idea… one of them finally moves out and the other neighbor deliberately scares away potential new inhabitants cause they can’t stand the idea of anyone else living next door 

alternatively, shenanigans between neighbors who cannot stand each other and are each trying very hard to get the other to move out 

adult characters bonding with their friends’ children 

characters who are just sick of each other for no particular reason, they’re just weirded out by how often they coincidentally end up in the same places 

character stalking another character, but solely to use their extensive knowledge about them to avoid them 

long-lost friends/relatives reunited after many years who now have to get to know each other all over again 

doctor/therapist/other health care specialist frustrated with a chaotic patient who keeps getting themselves into awful situations 

tension between characters of different religions, but not hateful!! there’s just a lot of confusion about each other’s beliefs as they get to know each other 

parents trying very hard not to play favorites with their children 

children trying very hard not to play favorites with their parents 

teachers trying very hard not to play favorites with their students 

business partners become business rivals 

business rivals become business partners 

friend groups where pets are also considered part of the group (thinking of scooby doo) 

bitter enemies teaming up against a bigger enemy 

mentor/apprentice, but the mentor doesn’t know what they’re doing at all, they’re just winging it 

mentor/apprentice where it turns out that the apprentice is actually more skilled/knowledgable than the mentor 

ex-villains slowly learning to trust their old enemies 

ex-villains trying so very hard to persuade their old enemies that they are not villainous anymore 

friends who’ve grown unhealthily attached to each other keep putting off an inevitable goodbye 

overachieving classmates who barely know each other and have no intention of furthering their relationship, but they enjoy working together because they make a great team 

adoration between villains and their henchpeople 

feel free to add on as many as you please

[creativepromptsforwriting]

October Prompts 🎃

Word prompts to use for doodling or writing

ruffled hair

apple scent

full of colors

walks in the forest

autumnal

falling leaves

chestnuts

umbrellas

ravens

Oktoberfest

pumpkin spice

cornfields

black cat

spooky

first wine

flying kites

whispers

picking apples

ghosts

sweater weather

acorns

pile of leaves

harvest

fog

Jack-o-lanterns

campfire

witches

samhain

stormy days

seance

trick-or-treat

[love-me-a-good-prompt]

MENTAL HEALTH DIALOGUE IDEAS

Today (October 10th) is World Mental Health Day so here are some things that a character can say to another character who is struggling with mental illness:

“you can talk to me about anything”

“I don’t understand but I believe you”

“I’ll stay with you as long as you need me to”

“take a deep breath”

“do you want me to give you advice or do you just want me to listen?”

“you don’t have to go through this alone”

“I’ll check on you again tomorrow”

“you’re not broken”

“let’s take a five minute break”

“I love you no matter what your brain tells you”

“I’m always here if you need anything”

“please don’t talk that way about yourself”

“let me know if you ever need a ride to therapy”

“don’t forget to take your medication”

“it’s okay to ask for help”

“I’ll go with you for moral support”

“I don’t know how to help you but I can help you find someone who does”

“do you want to talk about it or would you like a distraction?”

“you’re safe”

“there is always hope”

(NOTE: Please be respectful and considerate when including mental illnesses in your writing. If you or anyone you know is struggling with mental illness, don’t be afraid to ask for help.)

[louiselux]

“When he smells Freddie Lounds on Will Graham, Mads’ performance is so struck in that moment because Hannibal was convinced. Will’s plan succeeded; he absolutely seduced Hannibal Lecter.”

— Bryan Fuller; Postmortem: Hannibal Boss on the “Devastating” Finale, Pressing the Reset Button for Season 3 (via spacemun)

[hcnnibal]

anyways, her name is meri (short for meringue) and shes the new alpha of the lecter-graham household 

[olivierwoods]

[iamsleeping]

#you know what #i think Arthur was only so incredulous about this accusation #and so generally clueless about Merlin’s magic #because he was raised to believe that sorcerers were supposed to be these big bad strong evil people #like monsters #but then there’s this witch hunter pointing at Merlin #and Arthur can’t believe what he’s hearing because Merlin is the opposite of evil #Merlin is good and a crybaby and only tiny #and people always say OMG ARTHUR U SO DUMB #but i think there’s a lot of willful ignorance here #because he thinks magic is the greatest evil and Merlin is the greatest good #and those two things can’t coincide for him #they can’t because Arthur put Merlin on a pedestal #(like people in love always do) #and he was completely unwilling to take Merlin off it EVEN AFTER MERLIN CONFESSED HIS MAGIC (via dragqueenmerlin)

[hattedhedgehog]

I remembered the animal transformation difficulties in What We Do in the Shadows, and how Vlad could transform his body but not his face. So I thought “I should draw Crowley like that!” but I think I may have done a horrible art crime and my drawing hand is now cursed.

[captn-andy-skull-deactivated202]

Remember when Lucifer cut Time and Space to give his mother a new Universe to create life?

Yeah… I think that’s how Good Omens started

[asravine]

Lance: Shiro!! Keith broke the mirror!!