it will be this, always

Caitlin; she/her; UK ♕ expect a lot of photos of lovely things. reference posts. personal text posts. pretty fandom gifs. nice tags & blacklist :)

[elenefisher-a]

[workinggirl1988]

I’m not interested in making films that no one remembers.

[emmydeactivated-deactivated2017]

Anton Yelchin behind the scenes of Star Trek

[lyjerria]

I love lowkey vulgar girls that curse a little too much. I’m talking about myself

[praaatt]

[iamsleeping]

Hi! How are you doing?

i’m good.

lol it’s been forever, thank u for remembering me.

i’m in my final year at cambridge now, doing my dissertation etc etc. got a graduate job lined up all about improving educational inequality. got new boyf who isn’t just using me for sex. getting dressed everyday. generally stuff is much better. <3

[iamsleeping]

lol update:

this boy ignored me for the last 5 days an then yesterday told me “you cry too much, it’s unattractive. you’re always crying.” and broke up w me

[iamsleeping]

Hi! How are you doing?

i’m good.

lol it’s been forever, thank u for remembering me.

i’m in my final year at cambridge now, doing my dissertation etc etc. got a graduate job lined up all about improving educational inequality. got new boyf who isn’t just using me for sex. getting dressed everyday. generally stuff is much better. <3

[chaoticallyprecise]

SO in Britain all the swans may belong to the Queen, but lemme tell you about Hamburg:

Hamburg is built around a river, so there’s many many many canals (the 2400+ bridges put Venice and Amsterdam to shame), as well as a fairly sizeable lake (here the smaller section, innit precious):

This means a shittonne of swans

(stay away from the swans) (seriously don’t go sailing on the lake because they WILL chase you). Obvs swans aren’t made for cold weather (p sure they’re all Australian immigrants actually) so Hamburg has an official job position to take care of the issue.

This dude’s name is Olaf Nieß (trying to spell his name on non-German keyboards must be fun):

This guy’s job title is “Schwanenvater”, aka “swan father”, and his job literally consists of getting swans to safety before the winter chill sets in. How does he do this, you wonder? Easy: he goes up to EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SWAN in the city and sticks them in barges. I’m serious:

Look at this dude and his swans

Swans are like Satan’s personal pet and he paddles around with barges full of them like it’s nbd.

I fucking love this guy he’s braver than all of us and deserves some recognition for his absurd line of work.

[ooksaidthelibrarian]

The position of Schwanenvater used to be passed from father to son, but if I remember correctly, it’s quite possible that this will change once Olaf Nieß retires. It was established in 1647.

Also, Hamburg has a whole agency that deals with the swans, it’s called the Schwanenwesen (x). They do other stuff, too, like taking care of other water fowl and their habitats and any seals that may turn up in the Elbe (which they occasionally do). And they have a dog (x) that can search for any swans that are hurt and have gone into hiding.

[iamsleeping]

mental illness in a nutshell

literally anyone: are you ok?

me: you mean like your standards ok or my standards ok

[xod]

[i-sieglindeverniers]

©Sieglinde Verniers, all rights reserved

[glitterpiggies]

GLITTERPIGGIES GIVEAWAY

I’m organizing a new giveaway!

About the giveaway: - I will give away 5 notebooks (individually) - You must be following glitterpiggies - Likes and reblogs both count - I will choose the 5 winners with a random number generator - It will be international - The winners will be announced on Sunday the 4th of September 2016 - You need to be okay with giving me your address - The blog I will contact you with is judithbanana, my main blog

I also want to take this opportunity to let everybody know I made an official glitterpiggies Instagram page! I just created the account so it would be great if you could check it out:

https://www.instagram.com/glitterpiggiesofficial/

Good luck everyone :)

[glitterpiggies]

I just picked the notebooks up from the printer and they turned out really cute :) 

One week left until I contact the winners! You can reblog as many times as you like.

[ithelpstodream]

[fieldbears]

tattoo this on my flesh

[daily-bad-jokes]

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

[hannahismyharto]

Bro this isn’t a bad joke it’s really well thought out

[agrifuture]

scotty confirmed sjw

[frappuccinio]

call me out scotty

[securesuggestions]

Someone thinks about you before they go to bed

[ml-j]

the devil and how he’s gonna fuck up my day when he wakes up

[appendices4]

Response of a cell in the temporal lobe to images of Jennifer Aniston