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eight-bones:

You started it, calling me mutt.

Beforan ? Never heard of it…

What are the differences between you and a human with horns then ?

My, y9u really are pushing this, aren’t y9u? F9r 9ne, I am n9t nearly as dum6 as they are. 9r vi9lent. Plus, my anat9my is entirely different!

Alth9ugh, c9nsidering y9u seem t9 6e an im6ecile, I d9u6t I need t9 waste my 6reath explaining this t9 y9u. I highly d9u6t y9u w9uld understand.

#eight bones #Shad9w P9sts

machinistsendeavor

@softcoreseapunk @pittroll @d20s @consumed-by-void @holdusfast @creativecaiman @bardofslime @growing-up-signless @insufferable-scarlet

D –> It has been a long while since I have had an opportunity to greet new followers

D –> Hello

consumed-by-void-blog

Hell9. My, that is a l9t 9f pe9ple. I ap9l9gize for getting t9 this s9 late.

I am Kankri. And it is quite rude t9 n9t infr9duce y9urself, c9nsidering y9u made the greeter.

#machinistendeavor #Shad9w P9sts

Terri6ly s9rry f9r 6eing g9ne s9 l9ng. I had.... Things. I needed t9 deal with. 6ut I have returned.

#Shad9w P9sts

creativecaiman:

yoU’re welcome and thank yoU for the follow back. i’m calliope, bUt yoU can call me callie for short. pleased to meet yoU.

It’s 9nly p9lite, I supp9se.... It’s interesting t9 meet y9u, Callie. H9w are y9u?

#creativecaiman #Admittedly this is the farthest I've c9nversed thus far with9ut getting pissed 9ff #9r pissing the 9ther 9ff #G99d j96 #Shad9w P9sts

@creativecaiman

Thank y9u f9r f9ll9wing. I am Kankri. Wh9 are y9u?

#creativecaiman #Shad9w P9sts

vwhitemagic:

if youre not interested in making pals or evwen talking to them, havwe you considered NOT making greeters. othervwise i think youre just leading people on unless you state first “hey my name is kankri and i dont vwant to be your friend i just vwant to let you knowv that i knowv youre here” huh? howv about you think before you speak.

Well, giving pe9ple h9pe may 6e nice. Wh9 kn9ws? I might find s9me9ne wh9 t9lerates me and I may wind up 6eing friends with them.

May6e.

And I d9 think 6ef9re I speak. It w9uld 6e rude 9f me n9t t9.

#vwhitemagic #Shad9w P9sts

@cobvwebbed

Hell9. Thank y9u f9r f9ll9wing. I am Kankri. Wh9 are y9u?

#cobvwebbed

vwhitemagic:

its just a saying, dont make it literal. thats vwhat springs an avwkvward first convwersation. and avwkvward first convwersations are not good starts to budding palships, theyre usually the exact opposite. vwhich i guess vwould be your fault entirely since you turned figurativwe into literal.

Mmhm. C9nsidering I am n9t interesting in “6udding palships” I d9 n9t see the issue. This is a simple greeter, a thank y9u f9r taking y9ur time t9 f9lll9w me.

I am n9t truly l99king f9r friendships.

#vwhitemagic #Shad9w P9sts

vwhitemagic:

im cronus ampora. call me crona. nice to meet you kankri. hopefully.

Cr9nus... Cr9na... It’s interesting t9 meet y9u, Cr9na. I can n9t yet say if it is “nice” c9nsidering h9w little I kn9w 9f y9u.

#vwhitemagic #Shad9w P9sts

@vwhitemagic

Thank y9u f9r the f9ll9w. I am Kankri. Wh9 might y9u 6e?

#vwhitemagic #Shad9w P9sts

ghostytrollcrow:

i know, but i’ll forgive you for it. ≈:) we can’t all be jokesters. hi kankri! so what kind of magical powers do you have? focus on the ones that would be the most useful in fighting centipede robots.

....

Well, this has 6een an enlightening c9nversati9n. T99 6ad I’ll have t9 cut it sh9rt, hmm?

#ghostytrollcrow #Shad9w P9sts