Fish

n’dip

[consumeegg]

You know that one dog your friend had for years that will always stick with you? Miss you shaggy

[mimillion]

shitty tumblr humanization of the backrooms where its just a white guy with glasses & the wallpaper pattern on his sweater. and then people start drawing him and clark kissing

[mimillion]

bill backrooms

[sarakipin]

So excited to announce and soft launch my graphic novel I’ve been working on! The character of Neuro was originally invented for a TTRPG back in 2020 and has since been reincarnated into a separate narrative that I wanted to tell for quite some time. Animation work has kept it on the back burner, but I’ve been slowly chipping away at it! I’ll soon be launching a new Patreon dedicated to the project and will keep you all updated once that’s ready! I’m so excited! 🌱🤖

First image is some of the new character designs and all other images are from 2020-2022 💚

[sarakipin]

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It's finally here! 💕

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

ah, the source of one of my favorite images ever

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

current state of the internet is a FUCKING EMBARASSMENT. was chatting with my grandma bout the history of crochet and knitting (and the comparative ages of those respective technologies) and i was like "oh YEAH and also that ancient greek fiber art we partly figured out from chemically testing the scoured bleached pigments of stolen statuary (tumblr knows what im talking about)—gimme 30 seconds to look up the name."

5 minutes and 3 search-engines later i am crying tears of blood screaming spitting blubbering in despair as my grandma attempts to digitally pat me consolingly on the back. the library of alexandria didn't burn it was "restructured" to "increase shareholder profits"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and i STILL CANNOT FIND THE TERM.

i am scouring the internet like the victorians scoured and destroyed all trace of joy and color from stolen relics for the LOST NAME OF THE ANCIENT PROCESS of textile-creation akin to knitting/crocheting/nålebinding that at least one academic/crafter used to recreate the leggings on this Glorious Motherfucker:

the google execs erased it. they bleached my bestie AGAIN from history...

[lachrymose-lyricist]

is this of any use

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

SO IT IS!!!

Archer statue from the Temple of Aphaia (ca. 480 BC) next to a reconstruction of its original paint job:

The leggings and sleeves would have created using a method called SPRANG which predates knitting and is over 3,000 years old. What's even sexier is modern artisans managed to recreate the entire outfit using the original method!

Mmm-HMM, love me a shapely thigh in harlequin hosiery. Put👏men👏in👏clingy-ass👏clothing👏again👏👏👏

Unfortunately english sources are hard to find, partly because Google's a shithole, but also because this textile project comes from a German museum, in Germany, where people tend to speak (and publish) in German. That said, the original link is to a short-but-sweet article I would have had no problem finding in 30 seconds a mere few years ago. fortunately i have clever beautiful insane people following me, but alas not everyone has such luxury. thanks to everyone in the notes who shoved themselves down this rabbithole with me!

in conclusion let us take a moment to sincerely wish Google a very burn in hell🙏

[the-video-games-enthusiast]

"A visceral co-op tank horror game from the creators of MOUTHWASHING. Featuring weighty physical controls, crew the Yksiö with a team of 3. Fuel is limited and ammo is scarce. The city's saint, long since laid to rest, walks again – gilded and defiled."

[lesbiananya]

babe wake up. Wrong Organ (creators of my favorite fictional woman) just dropped a New Woman and i need to know everything about her

[consumeegg]

So slay!!!!

[lesbiananya]

babe wake up. Wrong Organ (creators of my favorite fictional woman) just dropped a New Woman and i need to know everything about her

[tropacant]

have some shitty chaotic pride flags ^^

check out the rest of the flags on my profile since tumblr has a 10 image limit lol as well as the fixed versions of a few of these cuz I’m big dumb

[tahthetrickster]

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

[tahthetrickster]

i did find it btw but having a COMPUTER address me like it’s a person sent me into such an incandescent rage i nearly pitched my phone clear across the room

[tamber-tales]

Remember, as of Tuesday, all of Google search is run through their AI now.

Google Shifts to AI Search, Heralding Major Change in How People Use the Internet

The company's sweeping AI overhaul of Search could reshape how billions of people find information—and impact the publishers and businesses

[ellewantsrevenge]

aadam jacobs's archive

[tura23]

I love it when someone shares their obsession.

[picatchu]

outfit for when you have an unimaginable amount of misunderstandings every day

[consumeegg]

Hes doing the cancan

[asoiaf-things]

OKAY this took me forever but here is a graphic that might be helpful for those trying to make oc's or various variant readers. I also included if there is any physical description listed in the canon besides the lords paramount since those are more known. also their general location so you can write relationships

this is also all lordly houses canon to the time from the tourney of ashford through roughly the reign of Maekar I

love yall let me know if anyone finds these useful

[fosterova]

festivities are over, time for a nap (also food close up bc i love it)

i will also prolly be rotating between stormhedge and hammeranvil idk, maybe some dunkbaelor even i love em all

[wlwarhammer]

People shocked that the Targaryen’s were not liked by the small folk…brother they were colonial dictators with medieval nukes who Habsburged themselves into insanity

[ziyuanyuan1113]

Ser Duncan the Tall and Egg over the years. Aegon's telling Dunk about some cool dreams he's been having in the second pic

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