[daily-showerthoughts]

Today, millions of children will ring the door bells of countless real life murderers, rapists and drug dealers.

[okayysophia]

[gaycop]

top reasons to get married

Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch

love i guess

[meanplastic]

[weloveshortvideos]

“Dawg this random bird trying to get me to adopt him”

[thegardenofeedan]

I want this to be my life

[droppex-deactivated20200628]

[6flex]

6FLEX 

[fate]

via weheartit

[heavensickness]

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

[mskneesocks]

reading ur old writing

[orlarry]

i dont know which facial expression in most accurate 

[jasonpriestley]

The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)

[acreaturecalledgreed]

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

[hz-archive]

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

[preciousbeaan]

I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up

[drawing-bored-deactivated202312]

that one time a parody of a fake found footage film is believed to be fake until footage is found.

[qothqueen]

*organizes life at 3am*

[dreamshope-blog1]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Being somewhere you can’t laugh makes things like 47 times funnier.

[nerdjpg-deactivated20150212]

did dr. dre even attend medical school?

[bigfatphallusy]

[kiskolee]

THIS.

[professorbutterscotch]

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

[purplespacecats]

I… fuck.

[casuallystudious-blog]

Yeah, basically.

[avoiding-catatonic-surrender-de]

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

[rosefire]

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

[baronessvondengler]

THE BOLDED

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

*loves being independent and spending time with myself *wants to get married Tomorrow

[nebulagalore]