Schrödinger's squirrel

there is no method to the madness… enjoy my neurosis. I do not claim ownership of any of the videos, music, or pictures posted unless specifically stated that they are, in fact, mine. {60k+}

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[emeraldmercury]

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[joshscorcher]

This is oddly satisfying.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

That’s a lot of headline space to say ‘Terrorist.’

[lasturlontheleft]

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

[profeminist]

Source

[meelothemanly]

the creator of deadpool being explained who deadpool is will still be my favorite of all the memes

[respectfulmemes]

[lesstalkmoreillustration]

Notebooks & Sketchbooks designed by PelhamGoods On Etsy

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[happifying-things]

[freakonaleashbykorn]

I agree

[theweirdwideweb]

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[natureac]

Take The 52 Week Photo Challenge or Check Out DSLR cameras here

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[harpie-lady]

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me:

[kiskolee]

worst at what i do best

My brain: Hey.

Me: Yes?

My brain: So I've been thinking. You have a lot of really successful friends.

Me: Don't.

My brain: And you are, like, nowhere near as successful as any of them.

Me: Please let's not do this.

My brain: So I thought we could just go over literally every single decision you've ever made in your life and catalog all the times you fucked up.

Me: Could you not?

My brain: Strap in. This is gonna take a while.

[lesstalkmoreillustration]

We Used To Live There Art Print by Frank Moth

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[wilwheaton]

Unsurprisingly, this guy deleted his account.

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[kiskolee]

How bra stores seem to think things work:

Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.

C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.

Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige. 500 dollars per bra