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CRYING Armand de 'Are you in the right head space to receive the information that might potentially upset you?'

#you're doing such a good job in therapy babygirl 💖#the vampire lestat

as thrilled as i am to have episodes set in montreal. what do you mean 50,000 vampires coming here that is far too many vampires

#akasha help 😭#the vampire lestat

!!!! oh! i found out there's a non-profit dedicated to helping neurodiverse montrealers get jobs! okay i definitely need to contact them because i have been trying to make myself apply to real (i.e. non gig economy) jobs since april and um. am not succeeding. due specifically my various and sundry Disorders which it is their raison d'être to help me with!!

#good good good #i need to not subsist on gig work for the rest of my life #but i cannot for the life of me make myself write a cover letter without some sort of accountability. and boy have i been trying 😭#i am getting help from carrefour jeunesse emploi but i feel like my counselor doesn't know what to do with me #because she is used to people who do not have the requisite writing skills and she's consistently kind of baffled by my difficulty #with cover letters because i am good at writing. and like yeah no i don't need you to teach me how to write #i need help with anxious avoidance and task paralysis #so i feel like this other org will be more equipped to deal with me rolling up like hey i'm a great writer and articulate and trilingual #and have never had a full time job due to a gnarly case of adhd and anxiety and depression Please Help #like that's gotta be a significant chunk of their clientele

yaoiblackmold

If this was a normal romance Daniel saying "prove it" would prompt Armand to kiss him like he means it but because this is a weird freak4freak dynamic Armand just started listing out all the different times he stalked Daniel over 52 years. And Daniel being the freak he is actually looked moved by that confession.

#💖💖💖💖💖#devil's minion #the vampire lestat

sinsegyes

#😊😊😊😊#jacob anderson #truly an enlightened individual #the vampire lestat

kinkydorah

ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 1.04

#my beautiful princess with a disorder 💖#the vampire lestat #amc tvl

sreegs

#like to charge reblog to cast 💖

gnawing-suspicion

I feel for everyone who isn’t having the time of their fucking lives with The Vampire Lestat. Every week I clap and cheer for the antics of the world’s saddest buzzword-laden bisexual crash-out diva and his crew of the least healed men to ever grace the small screen. The songs are cringe delightfully camp, the wigs are a nightmare, I’m living my best life, I’m loving every second. Why the fuck would you have a blood shower in your tour bus. The onscreen mother-son incest is only like the third wildest thing happening in any given episode. It’s insane. I never want it to end

#i too am having a blast #what gets me about the shower isn't even the blood part it's the placement #like it's just. in the middle of the room??? no curtain no walls no nothing????? what is the drainage situation????#like i just know that entire room is growing as yet undiscovered species of mold 😭#the vampire lestat