time will see us realign

sophie | she/her | mid 20s | i do plasma physics :)

[srsfunny]

[femmenietzsche]

The censorship on this Wikipedia diagram gets more psychosexual the more I look at it. Worm + praying mantis is nasty work

[datasoong47]

[turnipoddity]

i know the economy is dire when i pirate movies and there’s no sex ads. Now it’s gambling and loan ads

[chkq]

the weather authority have upgraded today's thursday watch to a severe thursday warning. all residents are recommended to shelter in place and keep informed by am radio

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[oneheadtoanother]

[triangleguy]

the pinterest number glitch continues to be hilarious

[femmenietzsche]

[commanderchr1st]

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

[commanderchr1st]

this is not a bit but a grim reality

[doctorworm7kbs]

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

[commanderchr1st]

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

[jakegyllenhaalelujah]

mountain girls make dew

[flanbolt]

[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[regal-bones]

guys I went back to recreate this and. It’s gone.

Pour one out for butt dyke house

[regal-bones]

butt dyke house 2. It not a perfect recreation but to be loved is to be changed

[markovchaingang]

undergrads don't actually "think". they're just machines designed to identify patterns in data and apply those patterns to new data

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[necromancelena]

I like that she looks anxious and on edge

[necromancelena]

she looks like she'd say "jeepers!"

[necromancelena]

hey spit that out! drop it! hey!