Want Me To Whack 'Em? :]

Eyyyy!!! Made a blog because sometimes I wanna talk without the ask limit.. :/

[contracted-contracteeee]

Eyyyy uhhhh...

I'm Contractee!! Just a guy who sometimes has to whack people for da boss!

I'm also on here too I guess

Uh some people I interact with!!

@theinkbunny (Friend of ours!! Tell da boss to ease up a lil?)

@keepitupcube (CUBEEEE!!!!! Jason unnerves me a lil but ya cool!!)

Pretty sure they know Chancey... I haven't talked to him yet so he's not here!!

Will probably add more as I go on!!

[Anything out of character will be in square brackets like this]

MORE STUFF UNDER DA CUT!!

Tags:

#Contract - A Murder Assignment (In Character Posts!!)

#Want Me To Whack 'Em? (Asks!!)

#Da Crew!! (Anything related to the other Goons/Mafialings)

#Eyy Boss! (Anything related to Mafioso)

#Pay Ya Debts Man!!!! (Anything related to Chance)

#A Modling..? (Out Of Character Posts)

#Friend Of Mine!! (Cube Posts) [He thinks he's so funny for this tag 💔]

#Internet.. Mafia... Thing. (KAngel Posts)

#Those Slashes Are A Problem. (Shedletsky Posts)

#Crystal Lake CLIPPER. (Jason Posts)

[ Rules ]

#Does This Go On The Record? (Pr3ttypriincess Posts)

#They Hit The What Now? (Helico/Carrie Posts)

[ don't be a dick LMAO ]

[ NO NSFW. At all. Mod is a minor and I don't like NSFW.. 💔 ]

[ More Stuff ]

[ THIS IS BASED OFF OF MY ANON SHENANIGANS ON MY FRIEND'S BLOG. NOT CANON COMPLIANT AT ALL!! Please keep this in mind!! ]

[ Also!! Contractee here uses he/him pronouns!! He's also a polyamorous homosexual :3 He's also around 25! ]

Dats about it!! Uh.. Enjoy ya time here, I guess!!

[contracted-contracteeee]

I think the boss likes what you did with your sink

Oh hell yeah!! Da sink is comin' around quite nicely!!

[contracted-contracteeee]

[ I made a Contractee cosplay and honestly I loooove cosplaying it's so fun ]

[contracted-contracteeee]

[ Why did somebody like this twenty days later ]

[contracted-contracteeee]

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Well I think this is this hardest picture ever taken! Eyy Boss, how'd ya do it?

[contracted-contracteeee]

Eyy uh... Blade. Ya do know I'm 25 right? Not a little man.

[theinkbunny]

yes you are a little man

[contracted-contracteeee]

..Nuh uh!!!

[theinkbunny]

LOOK AT YOUR BOSS. YOU ARE A LITTLE GUY.

[contracted-contracteeee]

What does da boss have to do with dis??

[theinkbunny]

its proof that you’re a lil man :3

[contracted-contracteeee]

HOW???

[contracted-contracteeee]

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💬 2  🔁 14  ❤️ 109 · This was stupid

Well I think this is this hardest picture ever taken! Eyy Boss, how'd ya do it?

[contracted-contracteeee]

Eyy uh... Blade. Ya do know I'm 25 right? Not a little man.

[theinkbunny]

yes you are a little man

[contracted-contracteeee]

..Nuh uh!!!

[theinkbunny]

LOOK AT YOUR BOSS. YOU ARE A LITTLE GUY.

[contracted-contracteeee]

What does da boss have to do with dis??

[contracted-contracteeee]

Reblog by @theinkbunny · 1 image

💬 2  🔁 14  ❤️ 109 · This was stupid

Well I think this is this hardest picture ever taken! Eyy Boss, how'd ya do it?

[contracted-contracteeee]

Eyy uh... Blade. Ya do know I'm 25 right? Not a little man.

[theinkbunny]

yes you are a little man

[contracted-contracteeee]

..Nuh uh!!!

[contracted-contracteeee]

Reblog by @theinkbunny · 1 image

💬 2  🔁 14  ❤️ 109 · This was stupid

Well I think this is this hardest picture ever taken! Eyy Boss, how'd ya do it?

[contracted-contracteeee]

Eyy uh... Blade. Ya do know I'm 25 right? Not a little man.

[contracted-contracteeee]

Reblog by @theinkbunny · 1 image

💬 2  🔁 14  ❤️ 109 · This was stupid

Well I think this is this hardest picture ever taken! Eyy Boss, how'd ya do it?

[contracted-contracteeee]

{ whersthe rest of ya. }

[$]Mafioso[$]

...Eyy boss? What uh.. what does this mean?

[contracted-contracteeee]

eyyyyy boss who’s this guy?

[ - Contractee - ]

...Eyy boss who's THIS guy?!

[archiveofouranons]

*sigh*

--- AOOA Owner

[contracted-contracteeee]

I am so.. so sorry ...

[contracted-contracteeee]

eyyyyy boss who’s this guy?

[ - Contractee - ]

...Eyy boss who's THIS guy?!

[contracted-contracteeee]

Ya know, there's so many clones right now!

There won't be any clones of.. ME, right?

[exhausted-frozen-water]

COME ON MAN I HIT ASK LIMIT YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

[contracted-contracteeee]

What

[contracted-contracteeee]

Ya know, there's so many clones right now!

There won't be any clones of.. ME, right?

[contracted-contracteeee]

Wait I just saw the video. You're legally dead???

yeah we don't talk about dat

[contracted-contracteeee]

How do you feel about there being four Mafiosos?

Ya know it's kinda weird! Four bosses... Four times the targets I'll get assigned!

..So many whacks..

Well I'm not complainin' about that though! Da boss is incredible! ^^

[theinkbunny]

I don't think I wanna do dat boss. Youse would get hoit, and we can't be havin' dat now can we. It'd be against da bench code, y'know?

WHICH ONE OF THE GOONS IS THISEJJEDKSKESK????:!:3?2!!2?22)

[contracted-contracteeee]

DA CREW???? :0

[contracted-contracteeee]

you heard me.

..........oh