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"Who'd you piss off to get invited to this party?"
Sebastian’s eyes narrow ever so slightly at the other butler’s use of foul language. Unfortunately it would be equally as rude to ignore him. “My young master asked that I keep an eye on the festivities.”
Likely for the humorous aspect of it all.
☃ Christmas Inspired Starters ☃
“I wasn’t sure what to get you.”
“When did this turn into an ugly sweater party?”
“I wish it would snow.”
“Wake up! It’s Christmas!”
“It’s Christmas Eve. That means I can open a present right?”
“Is this eggnog spiked?”
“Can you help me untangle these lights?”
“You can’t put alcohol in the hot chocolate.”
“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.”
“I’d rather spend Christmas with you.”
“Who’d you piss off to get invited to this party?”
“You cannot do what you did last year.”
“Is that supposed to be a snowman?”
“Can I put the tree topper on this year?”
“I dunno, this tree looks a little bare.”
“Of course I would love spending Christmas with your parents!”
“Is it considered Christmas wine if I drink it on Christmas?”
“That tree isn’t even going to fit in the house! Why did you buy it without measuring it first?”
“I’d rather be someplace warm.”
“I burnt the ham, let’s just order a pizza.”
“Why is there a reindeer on my front lawn?”
“None of these Christmas lights work.”
“I slipped and fell on the ice.”
“I’m not any good at ice skating.”
“Here, you can wear my gloves.”
Secondary blogs can send as anons and @ tag their rp blog they want the roleplay on.
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//IM for plots
*shudders* What are you? satan?
“Whatever would make you think such a thing?”
send me ☯ if your muse has ever thought about mine naked
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first date starters
“you look nice tonight.”
“i have to say, i was kind of nervous about tonight.”
“do you want to… come inside?”
“don’t even think about paying for dinner.”
“what do you have planned for us tonight?”
“what took you so long to ask me out?”
“it’s been a long time since i’ve been on one of these…”
“i’ve never really been on a real date before.”
“you’re being extra shy tonight - it’s cute.”
“i’m underdressed, aren’t i?”
“i’m overdressed, aren’t i?”
“i’ve never been good at first dates.”
“this is usually the part where you’re supposed to kiss me.”
“this was a disaster, wasn’t it?”
“i’m sorry, normally i’m better at this kinda thing.”
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Maybe now that I’ve obtained some kind of income I can stop desperately searching for a job and return to the things I enjoy in life.
Hello everyone!
go naked. do all the buttler things on halloween naked. the workd will thank you
“What a flattering thing to say.”
You should dress up as a Sexy Maid
“I believe that would be inappropriate.”
Halloweenie! Best costume!
“Thank you for the suggestion; however, I will politely decline.”
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I had to take an unplanned hiatus ‘cause…life.
I think it’s fixed now.
"The human world... it's a mess."
“It’s why we’re drawn to those who dwell in it.”
starters just in time for halloween!
"Did you hear that noise upstairs? I thought we were alone..."
"Stop calling! This isn't funny anymore!"
"You said a person bit you? Out of the blue??"
"The killer's behind you!"
"Shit. Are those fangs?"
"Hold on a minute... you can see me? But... nobody can see me."
"You're telling me that you bit me, and now I'm going to be a vampire?"
"Hey... I don't feel so good. One of them scratched me... You don't think..."
"I should've told you sooner... I'm infected."
"Please don't kill me! I'll do anything!"
"Why are your clothes torn up? And why are you covered in blood?"
"Is that blood on your hands?"
"If you're standing over there... then whose hand is on my shoulder?"
"We're surrounded by zombies... any way out?"
"If you're gonna get us out of it, you better do it fast!"
"You mean I'll never get to see the sun rise again?"
"Let me see the sun rise just one last time... It'll be my last."
"Run! Go without me! I'll be fine!"
"Hey. Stay with me. You'll be okay. Just keep your eyes open."
"He/She/They went that way! Don't follow! Stay with me!"
"But werewolves/zombies/vampires/ghosts don't exist!"
"You're telling me you're a witch/warlock?!"
"What's in this stuff?"
"I heard a noise. Should we check it out?"
Halloween is coming up soon. Send me an ask with what you think my muse should dress up as.
List of DISNEY starters - Put one in my ask!
"Because it's true love!"
"I want so much more than they've got planned."
"I just can't wait to be king!"
"The human world... it's a mess."
"This can't get any worse, can it?"
"I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face."
"Sometimes it's better to be alone. No one can hurt you."
"Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them."
"You don't even know him!"
"Memo to me. Maim you after my meeting."
"Hmm. Don't know, don't care. How's that?"
"Even miracles take a little time."
"I ain't biting no more butts."
"Something brought you were here."
"Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble."
"I'm surrounded by idiots."
"Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?"
"Be our guest!"
"And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise. Ever."
"Who says we have to grow up?"
"You're the one. The one I've been looking for!"
"If you don't think, then you shouldn't talk."
"Would you like to stay for dinner?"
"How do you spell love?"
"When was the last time you let your heart decide?"
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