Yo. Hey. I'm Shea.

-Yo Hey Shea -Beau K -Retired Drag King -Tradeswoman -Journeyman Sheet Metal Worker -Waluigi -Butch -30Something - personal tag = #yo hey Shea

[evilnicegirl]

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[bedupolker]

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.

[libraford]

Our soccer team is hosted at the Scott's Miracle Grow Field, which used to be the Lower.com Field.

[afurioushawk]

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

[archaeocoyote]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[dogpuppy]

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[captainjonnitkessler]

Daily affirmation: I can look up tool organization systems without buying expensive toolboxes that I don't need. I will not be drawn in by the smooth, consistent colors of a full Milwaukee workshop. I already have everything I need and spending hundreds of dollars on organizational systems will not make me more organized. I can be trusted to search "organized toolshops" on pinterest without making any rash decisions.

[captainjonnitkessler]

Daily affirmation: you need to lock the fuck in. Tool organization is the goal. Do not start looking up paint sprayers for the ceiling. Do not start planning new routes for the electric. Do not start contemplating what kind of drywall you should use for the walls. The tools are the priority. The ADHD will not win today. Focus on the fucking tools.

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[when-you-fail-again]

[feldfrog]

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[giraffeonstilts]

Careful swimming AND Careful On The Water

Some young guy decided to learn how to stand up paddle board, dropped his paddle and got pulled way out on lake Michigan last year

And he was incredibly lucky that two lesbian in a kayake (me and my partner) saw him waving in the distance, paddled out and dragged him to shore

Kid was wearing dark blue shirt and shorts and no life vest. We could Barely see him when we decided to investigate

His backup plan was his friend on shore who had called the coast gaurd

He seemed completely at ease with the situation and I wish I had been meaner to him. He could stand to have a little more fear of the Great Lakes

[mangled-by-disuse]

in happier pride news i actually found this deeply heartwarming

that's solidarity baybeeee

[lgbtlaughs]

Further context: Durham city council (Reform UK) cut funding and support for Pride. The Durham Miner's Association and other trade unions raised enough money for Durham Pride 2026 to go ahead - a direct call back to when Lesbian and Gays Support the Miners (LGSM) raised money for mining communities when Margaret Thatcher seized union funding during the miner strikes of 1984-85.

At the 1985 Labour party meet, the motion to support LGBT rights as a party was passed due to a block vote from mining unions.

Stephen Guy, the chair of the Durham Miners’ Association, said that when it became apparent Durham Pride was under threat, he took it upon himself to “encourage the trade union movement to step up and do the right thing, and stand shoulder to shoulder with the LGBT+ community […] They not only raised funds for us, but came to our communities, uplifted our spirits when they were down, and showed their solidarity.”

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[the-semicolonoscopy]

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

[matchagirl]

[homura]