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ATTENTION!!
Over the next day or so, this blog is being converted to a multimuse blog. I’ll be keeping any previous interactions with Alex, but there will be other muses added in addition to him. Mostly just side characters I play whenever I get the muse for them. uwu
CHEERS!
I’m currently in the prcoess of retagging Jack’s blog and doing stuff on him, so you can find me over at @pxntomime tonight. I’ll be over here doing stuff probably tomorrow ish
she’s smoking a funny cigarette and listening to nick cave at the back of the flea market, her booth not much more than a folding table with a cheap halloween tablecloth over it. an assortment of handmade things are arranged on top, most of them truly weird. eyes are a big motif.
“Necklace is thirty.”
What is with all these eyes?
Sure the table had looked right up his alley at a distance, but up close there’s a paranoid part of him that feels like having something around like that might open up his home to sneaky little eavesdroppers. Not that he really has much to eavesdrop on, unless someone wants to watch him swear and try not to set the place on fire while cooking.
“You uh--make ‘em yourself?”
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“Here ya go.”
He gently slides the jar across the counter, carefully sealed so as not to be too tight to open, but also so that the lid won’t pop off too easily and spill the contents everywhere. “You can leave it out if ya want, but I’d put it in the fridge. The chill kinda helps. Leave it on for a good few minutes and wash it off--should help.”
@lucisinfer
Live in the spooky scary woods long enough, and noises don’t tend to bother you much. That scratching sound from the roof? Usually a low-hanging tree branch. Footfalls tend to belong to animals living on the mountainside. So usually he wouldn’t be too worried, except that Amber hasn’t stopped hissing at the front door for the last few minutes, and that sets him on edge.
It is perhaps against his better judgment that he’s moving toward the door, pausing just long enough to make sure the seals are still in place before pulling it open.
“Anyone ever warn ya ‘bout us crazy mountain men packin’ shotguns? Get the hell off my property!” He doesn’t see anything, so he waits and listens.
I think I fall in love a little bit with anyone who shows me their soul. This world is so guarded and fearful. I appreciate rawness so much.
(via hplyrikz)
Non-romantic fluff starters
“Here, I saved some for you. Try it?”
“I just really need a hug right now…”
“You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”
“Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”
“It’s cake, how difficult can it be?”
“Sure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.”
“I had a nightmare… can you stay up with me?”
“We’re going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.”
“This would look so cute on you!”
“Okay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, I’m not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.”
“I said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*…”
“You’ve been working too hard and I’m calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.”
“I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.”
“Fight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.”
“My hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, it’s going up your back.”
“Oh my god, just pet my hair already.”
“After that movie you’re staying for a sleepover. I know you don’t want to go home and sleep alone anyway.”
“Is there a reason you’re gnawing on me?”
“C'mon, I need a Player 2.”
“I bet you can’t make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.”
“If you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.”
“What was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.”
“When we get that house you’re handling the spiders.”
“Going to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.”
“It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.”
“It’s an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?”
“Please tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while they’re still in the dryer*.”
“Can we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.”
“I’m singing along to this song and you can’t stop me, so either deal with it or join me.”
“C'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.”
“I hate this game so much. Here’s a link, you should totally play it.”
“I take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.”
“HELP I HAVE A SPLINTER”
“Okay, but consider that if you don’t watch this show with me, I’ll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.”
“If anyone turns that fan off again I swear someone’s going to bleed.”
“Help me, the computer’s making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.”
“THIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!”
“I have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.”
“If I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.”
“I need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and you’re it.”
“Yeah, but you’re *my* nerd.”
“The remote is two feet thataway and I don’t feel like moving. We’re stuck with this.”
“You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”
“I’d say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.”
“There is a perfectly good reason I’m eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, I’m certain of it. Probably.”
“Okay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.”
“Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”
“That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.”
“If you don’t come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.”
“We made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you can’t back out now.”
Starter call
BRB D E A D
I am morally obligated to reblog all kitten vines
The Elwyn side (Alex’s mom’s side) passes down their magical prowess through their women (i.e. mothers pass on their powers to their children). Men are capable of inheriting it, but do not pass it on themselves.
