MAN'S BEST FRIEND ,
a collection of sentence starters taken from sabrina carpenter's album man's best friend . edited to fit rp needs , adjust pronouns as necessary . warnings for : swears , sexual tones ,
❛ you said your phone was broken , you just forgot to charge it , ❜
❛ that whole outfit you're wearing ? god , i hope it's ironic , ❜
❛ did you just say you're finished ? ❜
❛ didn't know we started , ❜
❛ baby , what do you call it ? ❜
❛ stupid , ❜
❛ maybe it's useless , ❜
❛ fuck my life , ❜
❛ won't you let an innocent woman be ? ❜
❛ half your brain just ain't there , ❜
❛ if i'm not there , it won't get done , ❜
❛ i like my boys playing hard to get , ❜
❛ i like my men all incompetent , ❜
❛ i swear they choose me , i'm not choosing them , ❜
❛ i get wet at the thought of you , ❜
❛ a little initiative can go a very long way , ❜
❛ a little communication , yes , that's y ideal foreplay , ❜
❛ considering i have feelings , i'm like , why are my clothes still on ? ❜
❛ he's clingy , he's loving , he always initiates calling & touching , ❜
❛ can i get back the version i like ? ❜
❛ this one's bullshit , ❜
❛ my man on his willpower is something i don't understand , ❜
❛ he fell in love with his self restraint , & now it's getting out of hand , ❜
❛ he used to be literally obsessed with me , i'm suddenly the least sought after girl in the land , ❜
❛ my slutty pajamas aren't even tempting him in the least , ❜
❛ what in the fucked up romantic dark comedy is this nightmare lately ? ❜
❛ your sugar talking isn't working tonight , ❜
❛ your paragraphs mean shit to me , ❜
❛ do you want a prize ? ❜
❛ you're having these epiphanies , big word for a real small mind , ❜
❛ bullshit repeats itself , is that how the saying goes ? ❜
❛ we almost broke up again last night , ❜
❛ i know how it looks , i know how it sounds , ❜
❛ yeah , i fucking know , ❜
❛ he gave me his whole heart , then i gave him head , ❜
❛ i think it's time we took a break so that i can grow emotionally , ❜
❛ no yeah , i'm good . just thought that he eventually would cave in & reach out , ❜
❛ he sure fucked me up , ❜
❛ we were so happy , why not mix it up ? ❜
❛ i just wish you didn't have a mind that could flip like a switch , ❜
❛ just the other night you said you need me , what gives ? ❜
❛ i wish you a lifetime full of happiness & a forever of never getting laid , ❜
❛ you got a right hand anyway , ❜
❛ bout time i get back on the horse to the rodeo , ❜
❛ when did you get hot ? ❜
❛ can you lift your car with my hand ? ❜
❛ sorry i did not see the vision , ❜
❛ thank the lord the fine you has risen , ❜
❛ love when happy hour comes at ten am on a tuesday , ❜
❛ i got a soft spot for a bev & a boy that's fruity , ❜
❛ some good old fashioned fun sure numbs the pain , ❜
❛ how many shots in an ounce ? ❜
❛ i might have double vision , but that's irrelevant right now , ❜
❛ just trying different numbers , didn't think that you'd pick up ! ❜
❛ do you still love me ? ❜
❛ should we hook up ? ❜
❛ you think that i'm gonna fuck with your head , well you're absolutely right , ❜
❛ i'll bitch you out when i please , ❜
❛ i'll make you worry like no other girl can , ❜
❛ the emotional lottery is all you'll ever get with me , ❜
❛ i'll leave you feeling like a shell of a man , ❜
❛ thank you for dinner , i had a really great time , ❜
❛ i promise none of this is a metaphor , ❜
❛ i just want you to come inside , ❜
❛ never enter through the back door , ❜
❛ we can be a little reckless cause it's insured , ❜
❛ i'm pleasured to be your hot tour guide , ❜
❛ my house is on pretty girl avenue , ❜
❛ i have cried so much i almost fainted , ❜
❛ can't call it love then call it quits , ❜
❛ can't shoot me down , then shoot the shit , ❜
❛ you used to love my ass , now baby you won't see it anymore , ❜
❛ forgive my french , but fuck you , ❜
❛ shit , when did you get here ?! ❜
❛ go put on some clothes , ❜












