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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@contrarymissmary
Things have been so quiet lately...
Well, I wouldn’t use the word chummy…
He helped me out with a little problem I had, that’s all.
Maybe you wouldn’t, but most people would call huddling like that with your heads together amicable at the very least.
Was this problem a…stress relief kind of situation?
You know fully well that it wasn’t.
I don’t like Potter that way. I don’t like him, fullstop. I just needed his expertise.
I hear he has expertise in quite a few areas.
Things have been so quiet lately...
Gosh, that would be a scary world indeed.
Cool! We can use my pack, I keep it in my bag in case of emergencies like this.
So…did mine eyes deceive, or did I see you looking awfully chummy with a certain Mr Potter? Could it be you’re coming around to his charms?
Well, I wouldn’t use the word chummy…
He helped me out with a little problem I had, that’s all.
Maybe you wouldn't, but most people would call huddling like that with your heads together amicable at the very least.
Was this problem a...stress relief kind of situation?
Things have been so quiet lately...
If this goes on much longer, I’ll be forced to actually do some work.
Oh, heavens forbid that you actually do any work!
Fancy a game of exploding snap?
Lily, do you really want to live in a world where I write essays three days before they’re due?
Of course. My ducking instincts could use sharpening.
Gosh, that would be a scary world indeed.
Cool! We can use my pack, I keep it in my bag in case of emergencies like this.
So...did mine eyes deceive, or did I see you looking awfully chummy with a certain Mr Potter? Could it be you're coming around to his charms?
Things have been so quiet lately...
If this goes on much longer, I’ll be forced to actually do some work.
Oh, heavens forbid that you actually do any work!
Fancy a game of exploding snap?
Lily, do you really want to live in a world where I write essays three days before they're due?
Of course. My ducking instincts could use sharpening.
Things have been so quiet lately...
If this goes on much longer, I'll be forced to actually do some work.
It's such a gorgeous day.
Surely there's some sort of law against forcing us to spend hours in a dungeon full of fumes when it's this hot.
For Merlin's sake
Sounds like someone torturing a whole tribe of small animals. I really hope it’s not Sirius.
Can you imagine. Sirius? I doubt torturing animals is his thing, but I’m sure he’s somewhat responsible for the noise.
I was thinking more along the lines of 'trying to get the first years to do his bidding again'. Though I suppose it could be one of the Slytherins, I'm sure they think torturing animals is the ideal way to liven up a dull afternoon.
For Merlin's sake
I don’t know, but I’m not sure I want to be part of it. What even is that?
I have not the foggiest idea. It’s so loud and I feel slightly left out.
Sounds like someone torturing a whole tribe of small animals. I really hope it's not Sirius.
Hows everyone doing
What were you doing all shut up in the dorm? Everything alright?
Yeah no, I’m fine. I’ve just been studying and writing letters I’ve been putting off and that kind of stuff
Oh? Who are you writing to?
Well that’s harsh.
The truth hurts sometimes, doesn’t it. Is that an inkling of a guilty conscience I detect?
No, I’m just not as bad as you think.
Forgive me if I don’t tend to distinguish between blood purists.
Ah. Of course you don’t.
You know how it is, when there are just so many people who consider you sub-human it's hard to keep track.
Hows everyone doing
I feel like I haven’t seen anyone recently. Probably because I haven’t left my room
What were you doing all shut up in the dorm? Everything alright?
For Merlin's sake
Who is making so much noise and why am I not part of it?
I don't know, but I'm not sure I want to be part of it. What even is that?
Well that’s harsh.
The truth hurts sometimes, doesn’t it. Is that an inkling of a guilty conscience I detect?
No, I’m just not as bad as you think.
Forgive me if I don't tend to distinguish between blood purists.
Well that’s harsh.
The truth hurts sometimes, doesn't it. Is that an inkling of a guilty conscience I detect?
I have non planed out. I was being sarcastic. What do you take me for? The devil?
I take you for a bigoted, inbred blood supremacist.
This is weird but...
Why aren’t Sirius Black and Remus Lupin dating? They seem like they’d work…and I have a feeling no matter what Sirius says he’s actually really gay…
Weird how you think that’s your business. Don’t you have something better to do? Genocide to plan?
Sorry. But I have all of them planned out until the next year.
All of your genocides? Who else is it, the house elves? Don't tell me you're branching out into Muggle racism as well.
This is weird but...
Why aren’t Sirius Black and Remus Lupin dating? They seem like they’d work…and I have a feeling no matter what Sirius says he’s actually really gay…
Weird how you think that's your business. Don't you have something better to do? Genocide to plan?
