Actually five cats in a trenchcoat

ace | trans masc | any pronouns | lesbian | autistic | chronically ill | cat parent | gaming | fandoms | social justice | mod: chlodineweek | ao3: contrivedchaos | side blog: seramilla fandoms: hazbin/hellaverse, the locked tomb, arcane, horizon zero dawn/forbidden west, uncharted: the lost legacy this blog is a safe space for a-spec people. please ask me to tag something if necessary occasionally nsfw, minors dni

[contrivedchaos]

For New Followers

I have a Hazbin side blog here: @seramilla , where I answer funny asks that people send me and post all my head canons and shippy writings.

Very sapphic. 18+ only!

[healiing]

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

[contrivedchaos]

Never forget the day we learned Charlie’s gorgeous ungulates came from these little peets.

[astrariums]

Ghost of Yōtei 2025, dev. Sucker Punch Productions

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[bodyintheriver]

“She died. She can’t come back, even if you keep her stuffed away in a drawer you can’t look at. You’re not waiting for her resurrection; you’ve made yourself her mausoleum.”

[the-meme-monarch]

⁉️ happy pride month turns out I Saw The TV Glow is free to watch on youtube and has been for at least three months now and i did not know until just now

[the-meme-monarch]

i need to get gender affirming surgery

[lierdumoa]

[modernbaseball]

Also free on tubi currently (6/16/26) in the USA

[kaijutegu]

Did you know there's a gap in my baseboards? I sure didn't!

Fortunately she's easy to lure out, because hers is the greed described in the bible. She knows her name but the problem is that verbal recall is never, ever going to be as valuable as a warm, humid hole (because ofc the dishwasher was going when this happened), so I had to lure her gluttonous ass out with a reptilink.

Anyways, I'm stopping at the dollar store for a pool noodle after work because this hole needs filling and I would prefer to be the one to fill it- not the damn lizard.

[kaijutegu]

THWARTED! I have THWARTED her nefarious plan of going back in the hole!!

[threeofswords]

ohh yeah im a real piece of shit 👍 job please

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[autism-things-for-my-parents]

The neurodivergent experience 🫠

[astrariums]

ATSU Ghost of Yōtei 2025, dev. Sucker Punch Productions

[creativepromptsforwriting]

I don't need AI to write. I can create fake scenarios in my head perfectly fine myself.

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[pusheen]

[milkooze-deactivated20260329]

[markiplieroncesaid]

Markiplier 67 incident

[arianwen44]

Day Ten - Kelpie - beware the creature lurking in the depths, it is always hungry…