Welcome to the control team

Hi! I'm captain Mei, and I am here to keep you safe!

[controlcapmei]

Hi dumplings!

I’m Mei, captain of the Control team. I’m here to keep you safe till the very end!

I’m here just about every day, so let me know if you need any help. Ok? Ok! I’ll be seeing you around! Say Hi at any time!

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

her ball

[training-team-sephirah]

Why are the smile agents allowed to eat dead people but I’m not :( no fair…

Well, with agents wielding that E.G.O it allows for efficiency in producing the enkephalin for the daily quota. But you shouldn't be discouraged, you wouldn't have fun eating dead people anyway...

[controlcapmei]

But.... but! Mosb can beach if there's too many corpses :( im helping...

[controlcapmei]

50 posts!

Waow!!!

[controlcapmei]

Opinion on each of the Fingers?

Um! I've never met any of them before... but i like their uniforns! They're all really nice looking..

The thumb has guns! I've never seen a big long gun like theirs before, and they wear pretty red and gold.. i wonder what its like to use a gun...

The index delivers prescrips and wear mostly black and white ... i think ive seen a messanger before? I could be misremembering.

The middle is cool. No other way to slice it! I wish i could be cool like that... they're so stylish...

The ring... is scary. There talented but scary. I apprecate the artistry though...

The pinky... i don't know hardly anything about them

I don't think id ever Join one myself, i dont think im cut out for that kinda life, but i would totally have finger friends!

[controlcapmei]

Today is my day ofd.. im gonna bake! I found a recipie online ands i made it into a strawberry cake.. its in the oven now!

[controlcapmei]

Why do i smell burning

[controlcapmei]

Ok.. seems good so far

[controlcapmei]

Shes beautiful

[controlcapmei]

Today is my day ofd.. im gonna bake! I found a recipie online ands i made it into a strawberry cake.. its in the oven now!

[controlcapmei]

Why do i smell burning

[controlcapmei]

Ok.. seems good so far

[controlcapmei]

Shes beautiful

[controlcapmei]

Today is my day ofd.. im gonna bake! I found a recipie online ands i made it into a strawberry cake.. its in the oven now!

[controlcapmei]

Why do i smell burning

[controlcapmei]

Ok.. seems good so far

[controlcapmei]

Today is my day ofd.. im gonna bake! I found a recipie online ands i made it into a strawberry cake.. its in the oven now!

[controlcapmei]

Why do i smell burning

[controlcapmei]

Today is my day ofd.. im gonna bake! I found a recipie online ands i made it into a strawberry cake.. its in the oven now!

[training-team-sephirah]

Hello miss hod! One of my fellow agents was sent to your department to help,,. please take good care of Hunter while she’s working with you! She’s a very good agent!

-Mei from the control team

Ah, I won't let you down! We'll be taking good care of Hunter from now on! Hopefully it won't be too long before I can return her to you. And maybe, she'll be better than ever after developing her skills in the training team!

[controlcapmei]

I hope she’ll adjust to the new team quickly,.. keep me posted with her. And please, for the love of all that is good… Don’t let her “Yassify” the abnormalities X-X that’s what got her into this predicament in the first place….

[controlcapmei]

Merry Indigo Noon!

it’s not noon, It’s 14:14

[controlcapmei]

Oh. Oh they’re the new janitor. FALSE ALARM

[controlcapmei]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S SWEEPERS

I mEAN THERES SWEEPERS, I RECOGNIZE THEM FROM WHEN I WAS A KID, AND THEYRE HERE

[controlcapmei]

WHY ARE THE SWEEPERS HERE

[controlcapmei]

Not for bunnies

[lobcorp-management-shenanigans]

Hey boss. The new girl from the control team. Yeah, the tiny one with the long blue hair? Yeah. Turns out she's a cannibal and has been breaking into the corpse storage area on her lunch break and eating dead ppl. What the fuck do i do now 😭

ma'am this is not the streets of flavor please put that leg down

[robotbeholder]

That bitch is wasting abnormality material!

-🧬

[controlcapmei]

hey, I’m not a bitch :< I’m nice, I’m just hungry

[lobcorp-management-shenanigans]

you aren't, but i repeat : this is not the streets of flavor. put. the leg. a-down.

[controlcapmei]

*Mei grumbles ... and then swallows the leg whole, like a snake. And that's fucking horrifying seeing as its like. Half her size. She then looks at you with the most big, sad, wet eyes ever*