I'll Be Whatever You Like

girls, gays, jellies

[doppelgender]

I have the ability to speak to shrimps (Shrimpathy). unfortunately this does not allow them to respond or understand what im saying

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job

[bruwho]

[umrzec]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B2QGigMgA9j/?igshid=mq9ym29p2mhg

[transylvania6-5001]

[sappharah]

look i like peraltiago as much as the next person but every time amy and rosa interact i want them to make out

[almadeazucar-deactivated2019031]

“you have nice hands” means finger me like that’s it

[futurist]

[twdhalsey]

🎲🎲 - Halsey

[nakedwlw]

hold my hand while i eat u out its romantic

[explicit-goddesss-deactivated20]

[8-bitstories-deactivated2020062]

i want u to know 🌼 

[repairedbylove]

[deceptive-owls]

Tumblr post Dec. 17th

[girl-in-the-hitops]

first it was no horny on main by etiquette and now it’s no horny anywhere by law

[slowspinningredemption]

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed

[demilypyro]

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[tailbud]

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

[demilypyro]

Live horny die horny motherfuckers

[yesletsbegay]

wow, love that I made a wholeass sideblog for porn so that the whole thing can be gone in 2 weeks