Sister Skaoi's Sanctuary

Aussie, Bi, Poly, 30s, Chronically ill and chronically horny. WARNING: LGBTQ+ 🔞 NSFW content present (Gay Shit Ahead ⚠️)

[raingerr]

doing a little jig

[siickangel]

i’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now

[thetinywordnerd]

do u ever see what ppl ur age are accomplishing and ur just like “wow” and u go back to bed

[creekfiend]

I will say the timing of the posts truly was spectacular on my dash

the duality of dog sex

[scotchbox]

Shoutout to our club instructor for snapping this absolutely blessed candid at the hardware store scavenger hunt

[64mpg]

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

[thebibliosphere]

POV: you are a tiny tan and white Shih Tzu with dark ears and big brown eyes, and your Mama has been crying in bed for days, but you’ve just had a haircut and the groomer gave you a pretty, new bandanna and you know Mama likes it when you have a new bandanna so you run through the house at Mach speed and launch yourself into the bed, eager to show it off with a big goofy grin and a helicopter tail.

Your Mama starts crying harder. Papa gives you string cheese as a reward. Mission failed successfully.

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[iamaine]

i hear these guys stomping on my roof all the time but i can almost never catch them in the act because they've been avoiding the skylight. until now

[allbarksomebite]

An unauthorised creature has been under the shed and Ember was so mad about it. She spent a good 10 minutes huffing and puffing while making herself as big and bushy as she could!

[shadowtherat]

Starting to work on agility with little Cheerio! The goal this session was just to get her used to the agility props, and to get her used to following a lure around an agility course. She did really well and our next steps are to work individual obstacles, fade the lure, and then back-chain a course together. Go Cheerio!

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[syrenki]

"retiring for the evening" is a very useful concept lol we should be free to say "i'm not gonna be chatting anymore tonight" without then having to pretend to be asleep. if we ever talk and you say goodnight don't stress it if i see you online later hahahahah

[yourladyindank]

So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?

Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly

This is their best defense. Rolling over,pretending to be dead with their mouth agape. Basically their the possums of the snake world. 

[yourladyindank]

And if you flip them they violently roll back over because NO IM DEAD

[ink-the-shitposter]

You can’t just say that without providing a clip of what it looks like, it’s hilarious

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

STOP IT I’M DEAD

NO FUCK YOU I’M DEAD

[cryptic-forge]

no leaves, but plenty of eyes.

inspired by me spacing out on a long drive & staring at trees. this happened earlier this year, and birches ended up growing leaves before i finished the doll.

all branches & roots are made of metal wire + hot glue, which makes them poseable and also keeps them from snapping.

[airinyourtires]

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

[airinyourtires]

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

[at-the-end-of-all]

school uniform codes extending to what colours you’re allowed to dye your hair, and what piercings you can have and stuff is so crazy. you HAVE to go to school and you’re not even allowed to have pink hair or pierce your nose about it????

[at-the-end-of-all]

“oh it’s to prepare you for the workplace” okay. i don’t think any workplace should be dictating what you can and can’t do with your body either and i think it’s strange to decide to teach children that their body is not their own

[kyleesarthell]

Minoan Sphinxes!