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She/Her Pronouns

[faggottt]

Social experiment: if you know what this is don’t say anything just reblog

[suppermariobroth]

Decoration of a Star from Yoshi’s Island, seen at the Super Nintendo World theme park at Universal Studios Hollywood.

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[coocoo-for-kokoro]

HE BOOT TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DANG FEET

[bobo-tucci]

STOP SCROLLING

you almost forgot to claim your winky bonus 

[illusionwaltz]

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[ra-mt-deactivated20240213]

these are all the same exact color . what

[wormme]

this test ruined my life

[coocoo-for-kokoro]

I... what?

[camomile-t]

EXPERIMENT: do not vote on this poll. just reblog. torture your followers.

please dont ruin my experiment

PLEASE

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[lohboh]

[lohboh]

Posts that Tumblr will blaze:

• Blatant NSFW that breaks community guidelines

• Christian proselytizing

• Vent posts

Posts that Tumblr won't blaze:

• Spoilers for a shitty game that lines a transphobe's pockets

[transarsonist]

🔥All Organic Blaze It Is Then🔥

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

[naivan]

[shadgandel]

everybody in the notes

[normal-horoscopes]

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

[megalodonpussy]

[coocoo-for-kokoro]

Stuck with the icky jobs…. (These are fun, send me requests!)

[thecryptkeeper]

okay but have y’all seen rebecca black lately. serving patrick bateman but a girl realness

[thecryptkeeper]

<3

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Rebecca Black could do American Psycho but Christian Bale couldn’t do Friday

[ursoscarycool]

[ID: Two pictures of Rebecca Black. She is a pale skinned woman with red hair wearing dark dress pants and suspenders with a pale blue and white pinstriped button up. Both pictures are taken in the dark with dramatic lighting and she is holding a completely bedazzled silver chainsaw. End ID]

[coocoo-for-kokoro]

Friday (the thirteenth)

[depsidase]

[xenthou]

[coocoo-for-kokoro]

No... No I don’t think I will.

[icrangirl]

Help me keep my ESA dog, organized by Crystal Baugh

Hi! My name is Lex, and I've run into a major roadblock and setback in my life and why I've tur… Crystal Baugh needs your support for Help me keep my ESA dog

Hey all, I just wanted to post a little something.

A close friend of mine both in and out of FFXIV, Lex, is moving to England in a couple of months and needs help to ensure he can take his beloved ESA dog, Oliver, with him. The transport costs are waaay more than he or his fiance anticipated, and so with heavy encourage from myself he started a GoFundMe to try to cover the costs. I’m asking you all to spread this around like wildfire, boost this as much as you can on discord or social media, because this dog means so much Lex and his mental health.

Thank you guys so much.

[evilwizard]

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: buy a weather balloon, fill it with helium, duct tape knives to it, and release it

[emotion-xp]

Is this magic?

[evilwizard]

WIZARD TIP OF THE DAY: no more quastions

[normal-horoscopes]

WIZARD COUNCIL ANNOUNCEMENT: Please stop attaching knives to weather balloons and just letting them go

[evilwizard]

what kind of maniac would do such a thing

[huffylemon]

I love this so much

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[we-love-gaming]

[babblingfishes]

POST CHANGELOG 2021-04-04:

no longer violates the geneva convention

[pikky126]