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// DUNNO IF IM ANY GOOD AT COOK ANYMORE TBH. LETS GIVE IT A TRY THO :P
"im not scared! i want to be hurt! im not scared! im not scared!"
"Are 'U stupid Effy! Get out the fuckin' road!"
Kelly and Cook <3
:3 <33
who's missed me then? {open}
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"Alrighty then.." Alisha said, sitting down in front of the rack. She skimmed through each row. "Harry Potter… Family Guy… Scream… Oh, how about Chucky? It’s supposed to be a scary movie.” She said, plopping herself onto the couch after handing him the DVD.
".Ah, it ain't that bad. Its based on ah true story tho.." he said placing the dvd into the player. Quickly grabbing some crisps he threw some at Alisha before flopping down next to her. "Don't get to scared now..I don't want you shitting ya' self!" he teased.
~Sing song~
“‘U? make meh nervous? I dun’t fink so mate…” she said strongly before soon smiling again. She couldn’t help it, it was his cheeky little smile. How could she resist.
Kelly's resistance, only made it worse. He knew god damn well that he did. "Yer i do babe! 'N you know it!"
Reunion of sorts
" I think I’m a bit too disastrous." she confessed with a shrug of her shoulders. She leaned into his chest, her freckle covered shoulder brushing his. "D’ya ever think that some people are just meant to be alone?" she wondered out loud. Her whole life had been a messy succession of rejections. She was growing tired of it.
As he lifted her curls from her face she offered him a sheepish smile. “I’m sure she’d like it better if you didn’t take the long route.” she teased, forcing back her envy of whichever damsel he was inclined to chose next.
She chuckled and nodded. “Yeah, Pete took a shit load of shrooms before telling me he was still interested in shagging his ex girlfriend, started dancing like bloody monkey, spat on his hand and tried to shake hands with me, then ran off into the woods.”
"Some people, yer. Especially the ugly ones!" he said seriously before cracking up. "Oh come one Chazza. 'U kno' you 'ave every guy fallin' at their knees for you babe! You just gotta flaunt it!" nudging her lightly. "Why you worried about all that shit anyway, babe? You don't really believe you will be on your own do ya? .. I'll always be here! You can never get rid of the cookie monster!" he grinned. A big stupid smile spread across his face like wild fire. "Haha. Classic!" Cook chuckled. "He must of been out of his fookin' 'ead! I tell ya i 'ad one belter of a night like that a few weeks back!" snaping his fingers together in excitement.
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"I guess he does do it pretty often.. I never really noticed it until now though because I’ve always just listened to my music.." Alisha replied, recalling the times that the probation worker would only show his face for a few moments before locking himself back in his office.
"The room’s ova’ here.. The only movies are the ones on this rack." She said, pointing to a dvd rack in the corner of the room. "And I swear if you touch me I’ll rip your balls off.. It’s not like I can control what movies these people buy.."
"Dirty bastard!" he chuckled before taking a seat. "I wont touch ya don't worry. I don't touch whats not mine, unless asked or wanted." he assured her nicely.
"Well in that case mate, just pick the best one you think would be at least half entertaining."
How I feel when asking someone to RP
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"Alright, so I’ll just keep in mind that you were probably some sort of sexual predator then, ya." Alisha joked. She could tell that he didn’t want to tell her exactly what he did, but she didn’t care really. It’s not something too bad, or else he’d be in prison instead of community service.
Alisha bought a drink from the vending machine and offered some to Cook. "I know there’s a television in that room ova’ there.. you want to go watch a film or something?" she asked, trying to be nice.
"Fuck you" he replied cheekily, knowing she was just joking. "Yer, sounds like a good idea to me! Anything beats the sound of him jerkin' off in there!" nodding towards the office. "Does he do that often? As if he keeps going like that he'll be red raw!" he chuckled.
"Come on then babes, wheres this tv at! No shit movies though, or i'll have to punish you!"
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"You just never quit, do you?" Alisha asked him as they walked inside. She could hear what the probation worker was doing as they passed by the office. The though of what he was doing in there disgusted her, so she kept talking to keep her mind off of it.
"So, what are you in’ere for anyway?" she asked Cook. "I’m in on a DUI charge."
"Nope!" he smiled as he followed her up the stairs and went inside.
"Me? Ah, just the usual, babe. Nothin' interesting." he said causally, leaning up against the vending machine, with one hand. Cook never spoke about his past. Not to anyone. His past was dead and buried. Theres no point looking back, not for no one.
Mate where you been?
"No, I love you. Only you. No one else..” Stella shook her head. “I know…i’m sorry..” She said gulping.
Cook took a deep breath in. "So you've been with no one else. No one at all?" he asked. "Coz i find it kind'a hard to think that, when ya seemed pretty happy to fuck off before we where supposed to go!" he shouted, his voice not a loud as before but still strong. "I really thought we 'ad something me and you? But right now, its all just turning out the same as Ef- As someone else!"
Cook took a deep breath in, calming himself. "I searched for hours around town, thinking something 'ad 'appened to you!? I got caught by the cops coz of you babe? Why didn't ya just say you didn't want to be with me!? I would 'ave just left, so it was easier for you. I'd done it before, so i could have done it again!...."
~Sing song~
"Me?….Yeah! Have been for years! What can i say, the place loves me!"
"Sounds more like you don't want to leave, to me mate. That or ya just keep gettin' into trouble by accident!"
Mate where you been?
She shook her head and sighed. “No..I guess she’ll only grow up knowing her mother.” The girl said shrugging and biting her lip. “I thought if you didn’t want to be with me then maybe..i’d um..” She stopped mid sentence and shook her head. “Never mind.”
"I never said i wouldn't be there, did I!" he replied quickly, his arm outreached towards her. "I was just askin' if there was anyone else in the picture, tha'z all!"
He furrowed his brows at what she said. "Thought you'd wot? Ya not thinkin' ov gettin' rid of 'um 'r ya! Ya can't take away our baby, mate. That ain't right!"
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"Naw, 'babe' I’m just ‘ere to take a piss.” Alisha replied sarcastically, rolling her eyes. She looked confused when he started to take about the probation worker, but then her eyes went wide when he told her that he was taking a wank, then thrust towards her.
"Aye, watch it! I’ve only just met you.." she snapped. "Might as well go inside for a snack. It’s hot out ‘ere.."
"I do warm the place up don't I!" he replied cheekily before watching as she made her way up the steps. "I might even by ya a drink if ya lucky, babe! ...Seemin' you're so hot 'n all!" he teased