❝ american horror story ❞ starter meme
from season one
“ So we’re the Addams Family now. ”
“ I love her and I’m a good Christian, but Jesus H. Christ. ”
“ Do you ever get tired of cleaning up other peoples’ messes? ”
“ Don’t make me kill you again. ”
“ What dream are you chasing? Or should I say, what dream is chasing you? ”
“ I’m trying very hard not to judge you. ”
“ You might as well just Krazy Glue a stick of butter to your ass. ”
“ I don’t want to be here anymore! I’m frightened! ”
“ You think I want to stay in this world of death and rot and regret? ”
“ Try to find some dignity in the situation. ”
“ Move on, missy. ”
“ Every time I find my heart breaking just a sliver for you, I suddenly remember. You made this mess for yourself. ”
“ I’m not naive to the ways of men. ”
“ You know, I’m way too expensive. ”
“ Everybody thinks they have style, and everybody thinks they’re funny. Most people aren’t. ”
“ Frankly, you don’t deserve it. ”
“ The one thing about the dead is they’ve got nothing left to lose. ”
“ I’m not playing your games. ”
“ I was chosen. And when you’re chosen, you either get with the program or you go crazy. ”
“ I’m finding it really hard to look at your face. ‘Cause I really, really, really want to bash it in. ”
“ I will merely tolerate you. ”
“ The Devil is real. And he’s not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. ”
“ Why are you bullshitting me?!? ”
“ I’d paint it a deep, dark red, clear out all the furniture and hang a sex swing. ”
“ That’s what men do–they make you think you’re crazy so that they can have their fun. ”
“ Why are you being such an asshole? ”
“ This turns you on. I know it does. ”
“ I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things. ”
“ I’m quaking in my loafers! What are you gonna do? Murder me? ”
“ From blood and pain come perfection. ”
“ I shut you out. I was afraid it would break you. ”
“ You’re kind of twisted, aren’t you? ”
“ You’re charismatic and compelling and a pathological liar. ”
“ Grow a pair. She’s not into you. You’re not getting back in her, she’ll never talk to you again. ”
“ I’ll wait. Forever, if I have to. ”
