I've been here longer than it looks, I swear.

18+ Blog. I don't post anything NSFW, I just hate having to censor myself for children. I'm 20 in 2026, so if you read this and I haven't changed it, just add however many years have passed.

[cookie-botanist]

✧⟡ Intro post ⟡✧

Hello, my name is Aelin, or whatever internet nickname you've come to know me as prior to this. I am an adult, but I do have autism so I may not act like it and I am sorry for that. I have had this tumblr account since late 2019.

This is my main blog! I may not post here all that often, as I have quarantined a couple of my interests to my side blogs, but if you want to talk to me for reasons unrelated to fandom, feel free to do so here!

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[the-catacombs]

Robbert Rodenberg for Numéro Netherlands photographed by Dion Bal

[pompomposting]

he is a pizza

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[beemovieerotica]

which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

[quasi-normalcy]

Can we all agree in advance that, when Woke 2 hits, we need to make government penis-milking factories a reality, rather than just Jordan Peterson's paranoid fantasy?

[redhairandpronouns]

just go find a drug dealer bro. just go take some unregulated street drugs. its just a felony no big deal why are you being such a pussy about it. it's not like testosterone has any medical effects on your body that might interact with other medical conditions or medications or anything that might need to be monitered. you're just making up problems at this point

[dogpuppy]

[k1ru-https]

You and I both know this ends in blood;;

Re7 x Sh4

[rifa]

Hate how much A Little Treat has infested me. Any small discomfort and I'm immediately like oooo maybe exchanging money for goods and services will fix this situation.

[nflstreet]

[mutio-von-mutio]

i had to see if this was a real quote and it is

[fuckedelf]

Click the link

[cookie-botanist]

I like you btw. You're chill

Thank you very much vro ♡ likewise

[mourningkite]

Underground is a weird place

[zombblehh]

Shout out to the autistic who’s abilities have regressed as they’ve gotten older.

“You didn’t used to be like this when you were a kid.” I know please don’t remind me

[sunshinesalmon]

everyone please behold Handsome Dan

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

A Greenish Cookie Monster with teeth in 1968, when he used to eat everything not just Cookie’s.

[phillybabay]

Cookie’s