The best Cookie

I'm the best

[cookie-offical]

Cookie — Any/all (they/she/it preferred)— offical verse — uses we/I (who wants one cookie?)

Num num num...

Serious* opinions (*- pronounced silly)

Character description —

a sentient cookie, do not question why or how

Tiny, 2'2 ft

Freshly baked (aka personality and vocab fluctuate from normal to toddler to ancient being depending on the mod's mood)

Mod is not plural, cookie just uses "we" to refer to itself, other hypothetical cookies or its chocochips

Aroace and agender cuz... Well a cookie... What gender is a cookie? (Leaning fem cuz mod is a girl!)

Relations within the officalverse —

Current ruler of all offical snacks. Feel free to fight us for it. Appointed by @the-one-and-only-piper-offical

(Adoptive) parent — @evilpineapple-offical

(adoptive) second parent — @no-one-offical

Divider from @/dividersnook11

Like and follows from @withered--ivy (cuz I'm dumb and made a side blog)

More info + character design

Mod pronouns and name - She/her — ivy/eve but y'all can still call me cookie idc

Not associated with cookie run kingdom blogs, all ik abt them is cool designs and cyyu voices a cookie 👍

Final cookie design !! For now

First design: don't like the clothes but yeah 👍

Snail By @/snail-official

[herobrine-offical]

I kinda wanna make minecraft skins of officals. idk :P

[cookie-offical]

I wanna say me too but I feel like too many people asked you... That and idk how one would do my hair...

[herobrine-offical]

Did you have a full ref sheet or did you want me to go off of the images + the video in your pinned post

[cookie-offical]

I don't have a full ref sheet 😔 I made cookies design on whim, the ones in the pinned are all I have on them 🤧🤧 sorry for trouble

[herobrine-offical]

Its fine it just means I get to put whatever I want on the back >:)

/silly

[cookie-offical]

Be unstoppable >:3

[herobrine-offical]

I kinda wanna make minecraft skins of officals. idk :P

[cookie-offical]

I wanna say me too but I feel like too many people asked you... That and idk how one would do my hair...

[herobrine-offical]

Did you have a full ref sheet or did you want me to go off of the images + the video in your pinned post

[cookie-offical]

I don't have a full ref sheet 😔 I made cookies design on whim, the ones in the pinned are all I have on them 🤧🤧 sorry for trouble

[herobrine-offical]

Its fine it just means I get to put whatever I want on the back >:)

/silly

[cookie-offical]

Be unstoppable >:3

[herobrine-offical]

I kinda wanna make minecraft skins of officals. idk :P

[cookie-offical]

I wanna say me too but I feel like too many people asked you... That and idk how one would do my hair...

[herobrine-offical]

Did you have a full ref sheet or did you want me to go off of the images + the video in your pinned post

[cookie-offical]

I don't have a full ref sheet 😔 I made cookies design on whim, the ones in the pinned are all I have on them 🤧🤧 sorry for trouble

[evilpineapple-offical]

*gets eaten by school and studies*

*comes back to see wtv the hell your last rp threads was*

Wgat... Hdjsjsk WHAT 😭😭

What is this lore, what is going on 😭

Good question :D

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Hmmm

I need to catch up on some things I think

[cookie-offical]

Don't talk to me about catching up, I'm not even this behind with accountancy as I'm with the officalverse lore

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

OOC post for once

Creatures and critters of Tumblr, I am facing an issue.

Tis love related.

I think I have a crush on someone in a friend group I'm in with one of my moots on here, but I'm unsure if she, YES SHE, reciprocates these feelings, what should I do, kind strangers?

[eredin-offical]

I would not care, because I would've already suspected they are inferior beforehand. I would merely put on an act to make it seem like I still want to be their partner before they betray me. If they tried to decapitate me, however, they would be unable to, because I would blink out of the way.

[evilpineapple-offical]

.. why are you like this

[eredin-offical]

I am the King of the Wild Hunt. How else would you expect me to behave, like a worthless whining child?

[evilpineapple-offical]

Well, you already behave like a teenager trying to aura farm so…

[eredin-offical]

And you say this to the commander of an Elven cavalry who has conquered worlds and enslaved humans for centuries. Interesting.

[evilpineapple-offical]

Well yeah kinda. Sure, you’re more mature in most ways, but emotionally? You’re a child. But I guess I can’t be speaking, we have the same issues in that regard.

[eredin-offical]

I am not worthless and whiny like a child. Is that what you are saying? That I am small and inferior?

[evilpineapple-offical]

Not whiny. Not worthless. Just very bad at emotional regulation

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

yall r bitches @lucifer-the-gay-offical hang out with her for a bit, try flirting, if you get hints that she might like you back, go for it. <-advice from a person younger than 14

[lucifer-the-gay-offical]

Ty bro :3

I am too dw

[cookie-offical]

Do be warned depending on how you flirt, she might just flirt back at first thinking you are joking 😃

words from someone stuck in the frnds who flirt on text 70% of the time but never say anything more/serious phase for the past... Idk more than AN YEAR ATP

And um... Ic: try playing a build a cookie game with them

[halcionic]

which planet are you?

[er-idkhehe2]

Getting Mercury really hurts actually

Keep reading

[coffee--spill]

Wow yeah thanks guys 🥹

@imightbeafaerie-official-offical @ashyd-shy @a-french-coconut @nelly-rebellyyyyy @evil-era @biteygremlinanon @vivaciousmessypixie + open tags

[biteygremlinanon]

Hm.

Good time to mention that I only accept it being pronounced ura-nus, NOT ur-anus. If anyone makes any ur-anus jokes, you will be blocked. I don’t care.

Open tags, I’m going to bed

[coffee--spill]

WHY DO YOU GET HOPE AND IT JS TELLS ME I’LL NEVER BE ENOUGH 😭

[cookie-offical]

I thought it'd be silly and cute to answer this in character as cookie.... What 🥹🥹

[withered--ivy]

Uhh don't mind my absence, school just reopened for me 🥀🥀

[herobrine-offical]

I kinda wanna make minecraft skins of officals. idk :P

[cookie-offical]

I wanna say me too but I feel like too many people asked you... That and idk how one would do my hair...

[herobrine-offical]

I have only 6 people left (not including you). And I have nothing else better to do with my time.

and the hair? Idk I've just been bullshitting most hair until it looks good enough this entire time.

[cookie-offical]

Ohhh well if you don't mind then I'll be very grateful (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) <3

I just finalized my design today and it's in my pinned post :3

Thank you so much!! Pls remember to not over work youself and drink some water!!

[herobrine-offical]

I kinda wanna make minecraft skins of officals. idk :P

[cookie-offical]

I wanna say me too but I feel like too many people asked you... That and idk how one would do my hair...

[herobrine-offical]

I kinda wanna make minecraft skins of officals. idk :P

[evilpineapple-offical]

I volunteer if you’re still doing it

[herobrine-offical]

HOLY SHIT EVIL PINEAPPLE 🫵

[evilpineapple-offical]

WHA

I LITERALLY FOLLOW YOU WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED

THIS IS SCARY

[herobrine-offical]

You are famour in my eyes.

[evilpineapple-offical]

I’m not famour :<

[herobrine-offical]

How many followers?

if you have 300 or more followers you are tumblr famour

[evilpineapple-offical]

.. 433…….

[herobrine-offical]

Famour 🫵

[evilpineapple-offical]

:C

[herobrine-offical]

Hey hey don't cry.

New rabbit models from the new minecraft update, ok?

(Image not mine. I think it originated from Reddit)

[evilpineapple-offical]

I only play the Ice and Fire mod so I never see those……. Sigh……

[cookie-offical]

Omg my dad's famour (⁠☞ﾟ⁠ヮﾟ⁠)⁠☞

[no-one-offical]

Dad do you wanna see my new light sneakers? :3

- @cookie-offical

Didn't know lights can sneak, but sure my child!

[cookie-offical]

Oh i didn't know lights can sneak either... What if it has been following me...

But um anyways i meant these! But um anyways i meant these!

*they give a little jump and their shoes come to life with a squeak*

[evilpineapple-offical]

Mr. Pineapple what's money?

- @cookie-offical

It’s… uh… something that you might trade for other stuff without actually having to give away any possessions that might mean something to you. Often you give money to people that either give you stuff or do stuff for you, or get money by doing something or getting something.

[cookie-offical]

Ohhhh... That sounds... Complicated...

Hmm... Do you think i can get any? I don't know what I give others though...

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[no-one-offical]

‎

[cookie-offical]

Technically a mod question but out of all the oc blogs you interacted with who do you plan shipping cookie with 😋✨

OOC: I... I'm calling a trusted adult...

Is my pfp a joke to you....? Or the fact that I said I made cookie is 2'2 since that's the average height of a 2 year old...

Reveal yourself anon so I can block you in peace, pls and ty <3

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

CRUCIFY THE ANON

[cookie-offical]

This after I just finished her design by giving her light up sneakers is crazy 😭😭

[eveinstars]

Gave her light up sneakers like god intended

[cookie-offical]

Cookie's final-ish design!! She has a few more accessories but didn't wanna add them to the chibi

[cookie-offical]

Technically a mod question but out of all the oc blogs you interacted with who do you plan shipping cookie with 😋✨

OOC: I... I'm calling a trusted adult...

Is my pfp a joke to you....? Or the fact that I said I made cookie is 2'2 since that's the average height of a 2 year old...

Reveal yourself anon so I can block you in peace, pls and ty <3