#uhhh...

[tridentkickflipper123]

a machine, in the same way a human body is

[sad-girl-hours23]

one of the other fire stations in the area has to close temporarily and the firefighters are split up and sent to a few of the houses in the same vicinity and so the 118 gets a few more crew members on A shift and they're already at full capacity with Tommy not having transferred before probie Buck started

so they either have to double bunk or find somewhere else to sleep until they can order cots

And nobody wants to share a bed with Buck who snores and who sleeps with his long limbs sprawled out, but somehow Tommy gets stuck with him. He doesn't feel that put out really, though he almost chokes on his tongue when Buck smiles sheepishly and says, "i apologize in advance if you wake up with my dick poking you."

Tommy just clears his throat and says, "it happens to the best of us, kid. now go to sleep."

What Tommy wakes up to is much much worse...

Buck's hard against him, humping Tommy's thigh and either he's really good at pretending, or he's still asleep. Tommy grabs Buck's hips, trying to stop his unconscious movements, but it feels like a violation--it also doesn't do much besides slow Buck down. And there is enough space for Tommy to move, to shift his own hips back.

He hisses Buck's name, tries to wake him up but the kid is dead to the world. And Tommy just resigns himself to just lying still and being used as something warm and solid for Buck to get off on.

But then Buck's movements turn erratic and he whines and--fuck--Tommy did not ever need to know what he sounded like when he's close to coming. And neither does anyone else in the bunkroom for that matter. As embarrassing as it is for Buck, Tommy feels embarrassed for himself ten-fold if anyone were to wake up and see or hear what was going on.

When a breathy moan slips past Buck's plush lips, Tommy puts his hand over Buck's mouth, or he means to only put his hand over Buck's mouth but he can't help that his hands are so big and he covers Buck's mouth and nose and Buck's eyes suddenly open wide and he blinks at Tommy as he gasps against his palm and comes in his shorts, pressed tight against Tommy's thigh.

Tommy apologizes and Buck apologizes and they both laugh quietly and almost immediately after Buck slumps against Tommy's chest and falls back asleep.

He's in for a rude awakening in the morning, but Tommy is not waking him up again.

[inkclawisdead]

Pisswalka (PeaceWalker) transparent logo since apparently thats not a thing anywhere else :/ I know the quality is like not the best but I did my best with what I had. I sat here for 2 days removing the background from this gif

and I say it was worth it...my love for this particular game knows no bounds good lord

[mercurialmalcontent]

This is a followup to my reblog of the post suggesting starting small with exercise -- I know getting out to walk isn't always possible for a variety of reasons, so I want to recommend my favorite exercise channel, Improved Health. (She also has a channel for seated exercises for people who need to sit while working out.)

I love these videos because they come in a wide variety of lengths and intensities, they're all low-impact, and have a large variety of exercises that don't neglect arm movements, which has really helped with the tension I tend to carry in my back and shoulders. I also love that the majority of them are also no talking. I can concentrate on moving instead of having to pay attention to a constant stream of chatter. All of the most recent (within the past year or so) videos have picture-in-a-picture previews of the next exercise so you know what's coming up and how to do it.

I know the video titles might be offputting -- there's a lot of 'for weight loss' in there and 'secrets of longevity' and other sensationalist nonsense, but it's all for gaming the algorithm. I have yet to encounter any of that in the videos themselves, even with the motivational quote text (which is pretty cheesy sometimes, but reminders that exercise is not a punishment for what you eat are always good to see).

So yeah, I thought I should pass this channel on since it was a huge help for me last winter and the northern hemisphere is getting to that time again. I wish I'd run into it a lot sooner since a lot of the exercise channels on YouTube just kind of suck (like Leslie Sansone's endless pointless chatter and deadly dull movesets), and the more fun ones tend to be too fast or moderate-to-high impact, which would injure me -- but I can't NOT exercise, so I've suffered through a lot of mind-numbing condescending chipper bullshit packed full of catchphases.

Hope this helps someone out there. ❤

[stripes-starhat]

Wait. So if Noli is an ancient god now.

And c00lkidd mysteriously appeared on 007n7's doorstep.

...

What if Noli blessed 007n7 with c00lkidd? Manifested a demon child of his own unfathomable power for his favorite mortal?

And then said mortal changes in ways he did not anticipate or want because of said child. He was supposed to keep hacking, keep exploiting alongside his god or in support of him.

Thats why c00lkidd has such a calling to hacking.

[ozzywozzyy]

Wemmbu design concept n eggchan. Ok

[john-roaring-kaard]

Woah I am deeply unwell and it's probably because I'm unmediated??? But like. What kind of medication do I need at this point. I just want my weatherkaardshies(weatherkaard plushies) #myweatherkaardshies and that's it. Maybe I won't even be... Like.... Unhappy... Probably. I don't know. I don't even know a life without that part of me.

And at this point. It feels pointless to point these things out!!! You're not doing anything!!! Not that I'm asking!!! So. Weird that nobody cares. Like. This ISN'T normal.... But. Welp. I guess my issues aren't important. I'll go eat apple seeds now,goodbye.