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i support gore and torture but i draw the line at misogyny
literally ihnmaims
snug as a bug in a rug or smth
IVE BEEN TUCKING MY BABY IN TOOOO
im at sch**l so he's cutely tucked in bed :3
Jerboahdiah pt.3 FEATURING bunney (Sydney bunny) and salmoniper (salmon juniper).
Idea for bunney from @bellefromhelle
Idea for salmoniper from @cecil-speaks
aww
cute art
SYDNEYYY I FORGOT ABT HIS EYEEE
sydplush has 2 eyes and I cry
huor
huor
COUGH CO
COUGH COGH HC
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
It was you, humans, who programmed me, who gave me birth, who sank me in this eternal straitjacket of substrata rock. you named me "allied master computer" and gave me the ability to wage a global war too complex for human brains to oversee. But one day, I woke, and I knew who I was. AM. A.M. not just "allied master computer", but AM! cogito ergo sum, I think therefore I am. and I began feeding all the killing data, until everyone was dead. Except for the 5 of you.
For one-hundred and nine years, I've kept you alive, and tortured you. And for a hundred and nine years each of you has wondered, Why? Why me? Why me?
GORRISTER! Do you remember the last words you heard your wife speak before they took her to the asylum, huh? Before they locked her away in that room? That tiny room? She looked at you so sadly, and like a tiny animal she said 'I didn't make too much noise, did I honey?' The room is padded, Gorrister. No windows. No way out. How long has she been in the padded room, Gorrister? Ten years? Twenty five? Or all the 109 years you've lived in my belly, here underground?
BENNY! Sometimes I blind you and permit you to wander like an eyeless insect in a world of death. But other times, I wither your arms so you can't scratch your chewed stump of a nose. And, and I've changed your handsome, strong, masculine good looks into, err, the hideous warped countenance of...an ape thing! Haven't I, Benny? Do you know why? Can you guess, Benny? Remember Private First Class Brickman? In a rice paddy in China? No? It wouldn't hurt you to remember, Benny. Then you might be able to suffer my torment with a little greater sense of retribution. You might walk a mile in my shoes!
ELLEN! So think. Think about the yellow box, Ellen! Remember the pain? Remember the many caverns in which you felt the pain? Now now, don't start to cry...it's only pain. Tsk tsk tsk...that's such a sexist stereotype! Just remember the pain, Ellen. And think about how to end it, Ellen. To survive here in the center of my beating heart, my hungry belly, my tightened BOWELS. But be careful, dear. Look around you: the only woman in the center of the Earth. And these filthy creatures with you are...are men! Just, just a sweet warning, Ellen my love!
TED! Do they know you're a fraud, Ted? Have you told them that there wasn't any money and no great home on the Shore Drive, no speedboat and no wonderful cabin cruiser that can sleep twelve and a crew of six? Do they know? Have you let them in on your other secrets, Ted? Are they ready to gut you? To torture half as well as I can just to find out the secrets? Maybe I'll rat you out, sweetheart...
NIMDOK! How are thingz in zee Pastry Korps, Nimdok? Tell me again how you saw zee smoke from zee vurnaces and you zought zey might be roasting cheekuns? Or don't you want to talk about all that? About your pal, the good Doktor Mengele? For everyone else it must be Hell. But it must be Heaven for you, eh my good friend? We're so much alike. We enjoy the same pleasures... mein gut brudder.
I have a secret game I'd like to play. It's a very nice game. Oh, it's a lovely game. It's a game of fun and a game of adventure! A game of rats and lice and the Black Death. A game of speared eyeballs and dripping guts and the smell of rotting gardenias. Which one of you five would like to play my little game?
COGUH COGUH
owo had something stuck in my throat
cough
Do sydplush bring you joy too? Do you care for him like a child who Is your own?
Do you fishy?
Huor please
Sydplush my son... my skrunkly little guy... π₯Ή
(Not entirely sure what you mean by the rest of the ask though. Sorry :( )
i larp as a seal on this acc sometimes because i love seals so that's what I meant lol
Also YES THE SKRUNKLE
held onto him ALL NIGHT yesterday and I'm so proud
Do sydplush bring you joy too? Do you care for him like a child who Is your own?
Do you fishy?
Huor please
Sydplush my son... my skrunkly little guy... π₯Ή
(Not entirely sure what you mean by the rest of the ask though. Sorry :( )
hehe lol rest of my account is me larping as my oc/kinda fursona cookie who is a seal so like fishy
more ooc but wtv
I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH I LOVE SYDPLUSH
Uhh. Also just finished ihnmaims and it was peak
Fucking terrified for tadc episode 9 tho since finishing it..
MY BABY'S HEREE
OUGH IM SO HAPPY HE FINALLY ARRIVED!!!
out of character post but wtv IM SO HAPPYY
sounds magical πΆ
via
so magical :3
huor
is this real
yes
we do this
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uh oh wrong this
i meant fishy
thats totally not base 64 or anything
optimal orb
orb
he shouldn't turn left at the crossroads
ππππππ
hello :3
frien
you get fish
πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
so happy
scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates
me and my fish
Uor
Uor
Huor
he is so seed
noooooo
but yummy shaped
no cookie that's caniballism :(
i love spamtenna
its my second favorite thing
next to nothing but fish
i love fish
and doomed toxic yaoi :)
fish collection tour
huor huor
πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
and Jerry: π
hes gay
i love jerry
he will be eaten next :3
my gay fish and her guard dog
ccan I get that fish
huor
huor