CARPE NATEM

[loloftheday]

rolled up to the girl

[brothamalcolmfarrakhan]

Toooooooo fuckin smooth

[mr-phishbowl]

10/10

The execution.

The precision.

Then he made her laugh…

[minha-estrela-decola]

a lesson in romantic comedy

[blossomboyj]

[marlinspirkhall]

“Can I hold your hand?”

“That’s a bad idea”

“But I  love you tho”

[weaver-z]

ATTENTION fake Harry Potter fans, the following works are NOT part of the Harry Potter canon: Harry Potter 1-7, Fantastic Beasts, The Cursed Child

The following works ARE part of the Harry Potter canon: A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, A Very Potter Senior Year, Potter Puppet Pals

[weaver-z]

My Immortal I’m so sorry my dumb bitch ass forgot to list you as canon oh my god

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[lavenderbud-deactivated20180916]

a video compilation of me attempting to do anything

[spudinacup]

I have tears literally everywhere I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Who thought of this, I want to marry them and shake their hands 

[chickenfarmersan]

[maplefiasco]

The poster Yellowstone made in his honor is *chef’s kiss*

[swolizard]

I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour

[blkbutterfly816]

Why isn’t any form of martial arts in the Olympics

[badbootyshakinpickanosis]

This is the most badass thing I’ve seen all year

[candiikismet]

This don’t even make no sense! Damn

[whitepeopletwitter]

[localstarboy]

“hold on blood we ain’t got no longer stick?”

[theeffectofglitterineyes]

“Who finna hold me” “Me” “Maynee get outa here” 💀💀

[mochiiprincesa-deactivated20181]

Lmaoo

[bakedkesh-deactivated20191103]

I am in tears. I love him.

[blocboyt-deactivated20181205]

😂😂😂

[dontforgetthemiss]

“Yeah I ain’t got no skill. I got courage, but I ain’t got no skill”

[valuethislove]

“Give me the blammy bruh” 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[jeankd]

I’m having death over here.

[solo-munroe]

Not the “blammy” 😭😭

[teealwayschillin-deactivated201]

REBLOGGING EVERY TIME

[bikinicouch]

Yo this shit is so fucking funny yo I can’t

[unclemadlib]

😂😂

[southrnbird]

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

[brijeux]

“50 feet down there, get you down there” “Get who down there!?” 😂😂

[afrosnchopsticks-deactivated201]

My husband Marshawn 😂😂😍

[tomboy-cutie-deactivated2019010]

I’m dying breh

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfaooooooooo

[sanctuaryofcinema]

Whose Line is it Anyway - Season 13 - Episode 6

[hypnotic-flow]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[medusabraids]

if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)

[jay-kwellyn]

If I ask nicely will people reblog this or do I have to be clever and funny or something too?

[dynastylnoire]

Omgggggg he’s a superhero

[thebootydiaries]

[thebootydiaries]

hooty hoo! well i’ll be darned

[befuddledstan]

[marsapartment]

The cartoon network cancelled a cinematic masterpiece, only for it to come back stronger and with more vine-worthy content

[saintofpride201]

Batman: *lists the people who have left santa prisca without facing Bane*

Bane:

[galuby]

“be careful with my trees”

“I

KNOOOW”

[welove-submit]

[feedyourlocalgoth]

I’ve literally never EVER been gayer

[phantomgames]

Neither has the girl watching

[sixpenceee]

A blanket octopus in its glory. (Source)

[mouldysushi]

It’s gay

[thatdisasterauthor]

The Texas State Aquarium has taught their crow to play connect four and I am DELIGHTED.

[ajax-b1ue]

Uhhhhhh… wow. Not every day you see your co-workers making the rounds on tumblr. 

o___o

[thatdisasterauthor]

To be fair, birds playing games is exactly the sort of nonsense tumblr loves.

AND THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS WONDERFUL LADY’S NAME.