COOKIE RUN KINGDOM CONFESSIONS

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INTRO:

HIII HELLOOOO!!! Im Allister, the one and only mod here!!

main account ——> @allistertheghost

I’ll do ANY confession*, though it might take a while for you to see yours haha

though this thing is mainly CRK confessions, i’ll also allow other cookie run game (CRTOA, CRWC, CROB) confessions as long as they’re not filling up the whole thing. despite possibly being a bit confused i’ll still post yours

sometimes i’ll put in input, but sometimes i’ll just post a period or a blank if i have nothing to say

Both anonymity and public posting is fine

Have fun submitting confessions and spewing hot takes!!

NOTE: I DO NOT AGREE WITH EVERYTHING I POST. I AM JUST POSTING EVERYTHING THAT IS SUBMITTED TO ME!!

^ mostly includes stuff like problematic media and such yk

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I wish there was more solo fan art of Black Pudding whether it be of a cool portrait of him or art developing his character more. Don't get me wrong, I like the Campudding art too, but sometimes I can't help but worry that all people see in Black Pudding is as "Camembert's yaoi partner" and nothing else when there's way more to his character than just, the one thing. What about his found family relationship with the other Grinders? What about his history? The cookie who inspired him to be a vigilante? What about some cute/cool headcanons of personal hobbies and habits he'd have? Etc, etc. The comics and game certainly didn't help with that with him calling Cam nicknames like "Pretty Boy" and "Young Master".

I think overall it's an issue I have with fandom culture in general where there's just so much emphasis on shipping and playing dolls with characters that there tends to be a sort of forgetfullness of the characters as individuals. And again, there's nothing wrong with shipping, I do it too, but I guess what I'm asking for is some kind of balance? Like, ship the characters but also don't forget them as individuals as well to prevent flanderization of them.

I hope I got my point across decently...

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I wish we got more information on the character's ages.

For instance, Litmus Cookie. According to the SCOOP website, she got recruited at a young age, but how old is she now?

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right now I'm afraid because of leaks of Jesterlily/Shadowlily becoming problematic because Shadow Milk may be the headmaster and I'm scared he may have somehow interacted with past White Lily in a significant way now....

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I hate when the news about Devsisters losing money went out, people went

"I hope Devsisters kill Ovensmash"

"I hope Devsisters kills Witch's Castle", etc.

People enjoy the characters, and the story involved. My favorite character is from Ovensmash.

How would you feel if someone say "I hope (insert company name) kill (insert favorite game here)"?

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I don't get Camembert Cookie x Black Pudding Cookie. I think Black Pudding Cookie deserves better imo.

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Ship I really like that’s probably a hot take:

Lily x SSalt x Charcoal… WAAUGH I LOVE IT SO MUCH

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Fun fact

I'm the reason Shadow Milk is now a PureLily kid in my friend's AU

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Hi, a fellow interested shipper here:

Can someone offer me an opinion whether or not someone can ship Timekeeper Cookie x Mochaccino Cookie?

Yes I am aware it's boss x employee, that I do know. It's a dynamic that I'm very... Skeptical of, but I love their dynamic.

But I don't want to ship it if it's... "wrong". I know they're two consenting adults and all

To those who respond, please be nice. I'm trying to understand. Thank you. /gen

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If I see one more Pure Vanilla Cooke x Reader or Thruthless Recluse x Reader and ITS JUST X SHAODW MILK COOKIE BUT THEY JUST CHANGED THE PERSPECTIVE IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND

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Now that I've seen ep 15, I'm hoping people who were threatening to leave actually do.

Both in hopes the fandom becomes less toxic and in hopes that Devsisters see that they need to spend more time writing the story and fix the pacing issues (even if it means adding more levels to each world)

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I heard a lot of people were planning on abandoning the game when the update comes out because of the leaks (don't have a Twitter account so this is just what I saw on Tumblr).

Honestly, I want them to leave. If they're willing to leave a game over something we don't have the context to because it's not out yet, the fandom would be so much better without them. Maybe then I won't be afraid to actually interact with the fandom and post about one of my special interests.

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I know PV was trying his best during ep 14 and he was extremely stressed is just that the fact he kinda tried to ‘talk no jutsu’ Dark Enchantress Cookie by telling her to remember their schools days is kinda hilarious

‘Hey bro we can be free without resorting to violence, just try to remember how happy you were in school as kids, thousands of years ago’ like I do get it , it was a happy memory of them at some point but the academy incident was also one of White Lily’s biggest regret and why r u bringing up at an event that probably took place when u guys were kids , couldn’t u bring up smth more recent bro ?

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Out of all the beasts I find Shadow Milk Cookie and Mystic Flour Cookie the least compelling, Knowledge is pretty much useless without context as without context you can't really comprehend the subject. It's the difference between knowing that the sky is blue and knowing why the sky is blue. Volition is about the ability to choose to do something for yourself and then following through, by choosing to build a temple where cookies can travel to have their wishes fulfilled removes the motivation to do something yourself when someone else does it for you.

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Every time someone finds a reason to attack Hollysugar fans it just feels like they're trying to find an excuse to hate lesbians.

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Am I the only one who hate the headcanon that Golden Cheese Cookie is the shortest Ancient? I always had the assumption that all 5 Ancients were around the same height.

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I’ve started to DESPISE crk. I only care about 3 characters, and I only love Shining Glitter because she reminds me enough of Miku that I can pretend she’s not a cookie. The game is a constant loop of limited edition events that put so much pressure on you, but it’s all my friends want to talk about. They just talk about how every single cookie will have 50 stupid fucking babies and it lowk feels so anti aro because they make everyone have a relationship and shi and everything’s always happy. I lowkey want to write some gut wrenching angst just to balance the scale. AT LEAST MAKE THE STORIES INTERESTING ON PERSONAL SCALES. If you’re GONNA have shipkids, at least have a number that you can manage and give interesting personalities. NOT (im gonna count) 70 KIDS YOU CAN BARELY KEEP TRACK OF. Cookie Run is ruining my mental health because EVERYWHERE I GO. IT FOLLOWS ME LIKE A FUCKING DISEASE. When I express this (not in the best way, I admit. It’s through light joking and mentions of not being in the fandom) it makes my friend upset and I don’t want to ruin the game for him BUT IM GOING INSANE BECAUEE I CANT DEAL WITH THIS. My only respite are my irl friends who don’t really know much about cookie run, one sharing the same views which I’m grateful for. But I can’t STAND it. I genuinely might have to leave the server for a day or so because it makes me so bitter and angry hearing about that game I feel nothing for.

If you think you know who I am, you’re crazy and no one will ever believe you aha !! I just needed to vent.

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