audio. video. disco.

felix - bi - trans - he/they - 24

[64mpg]

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of basking

[monixxdesign]

Back to the future-inspired bass guitar by Doner Designs (Source: 🎸 )

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[papasmoke]

Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet

[papasmoke]

His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.

[papasmoke]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[ruinedchildhood]

[scooplery]

[officialpenisenvy]

clavicular = the protagonist of our tale. a frail man desperately clinging to the semblance of virile strength given to him by his looks but understood by most and even by his loyal followers to be a pathetic and clownish figure

almost caught a career-ending cortisol spike = almost had an anxiety attack that could've ruined his career and reputation as a streamer

after a larpmaxxed stacy = after a woman just as desperately pretending to be gorgeous and confident

tried jesterfying him on stream = attempted to make him into an object of ridicule in front of his live audience as he streamed

by calling him a good boy = by calling him a good boy (this is supposed to be sexually emasculating)

while he was mid-mog = while he was in the middle of winning a contest of unbothered masculinity

between 2 low-tier normies = between himself and two other young men less concerned with projecting an ill-conceived ideal of virility

at ASU = at arizona state university in fair tempe where we lay our scene

[lambhoof-deactivated20150613]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[iamoutofideas]

You considered me racist and blocked me yet you let DieWhiteWoman reblog from you?

it's german for thewhitewoman

[mutationgirl]

really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”

[irondive]

this keto shit easy

[princessmo]

you think being sold to one direction is tough? my mom sold me to RUSH and neil added me to his drum kit

[milfsisyphus]

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

[bbrothertedd]

[virgyvirgil]

John Cena solemnly dancing alone in a suit to Gangnam Style.