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mason, they/he, 24

[archacovercosine]

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

[mondo-grosso]

[freakvampire]

Fairholme cake for @lieutenantfest

made this cake a week ago while i was visiting my best friend because they love making foodstuffs and i love eating foodstuffs. it was a totally average cake.

bonus: the original doodle + some tuunbaqs i drew while explaining tuunbaq to my bestie. they haven't seen the terror, they just love me dearly.

[nociceptrix]

How goated it is to be anything at all

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[jerkeline]

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

[sleepyseaslug]

romants

[hockeydiva]

my collection

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

The word awesome is like slay for bi guys

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[girlmostlikely]

[evilalienmush]

when you talk to people they kill you

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[confused-faith-interpreter]

if i make enough yummy soup it cant ever catch up to me

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder