Those Cookies Should Kiss

Surely this won't cause tension in the fandom

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HELLO COOKIE RUNNERS!!!

Do you ship cookies? Do you wish more people knew about your rarepair? Do you just want them to hold hands, or something more? Or did you just stumble onto this blog by pure accident?

If any of those apply, then WELCOME, WELCOME~! TO THE 2025 COOKIE SHIP SHOWDOWN!!!

This is a poll-based operation where you, the tumblr user, can vote for your favorite pair of cookies! If they look cute together to you, fantastic!

You can use anything to persuade people to vote for your faves -- propaganda, headcanons, bribery, that one fanfic that will not leave your head, etc!

You can call me (mod) Loaf! I use all pronouns, and I'll be your host for this trainwreck!

-> THE PRELIM ROUND HAS BEGUN!! <-

The preliminary brackets!! 16 lucky ships (plus ChocoTherapy) will be added to the main event. Beast/Beast/Ancient/Ancient bracket coming up next!

Tags:

#ask cookie cupid - answering asks

#what's in a cookie - event questions

#propaganda - propaganda for the various ships + my take on them

#polls - the main event!

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WAIT WAIT I KNOW I SUBMITTED A THINGIE ALREADY BUT

YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE CALL AFFOGATO FISHGATO

and HOW THEY SHIP HIM WITH SMOKED CHEESE

‘evil advisors’?

NO

SmokedSalmon

DO YOU SEE THE VISION

WAIT YOU'RE SO RIGHT YOU'RE SO RIGHTTTTTTTTTTT

that's so cute actually what the fuck

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NEW SHIP ALERT!

Quick, Give them a name

Ashvenom

Venomash

Ashdough

Venomsalt

I was created with one purpose in mind and all I got was this t shirt

Other (put in replies)

Voting ended onMay 10

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Realization that Caravelvet is even more posible now that in canon Red Velvet is on his own and no longer under Dark Enchantress...

THEY ARE NO LONGER DOOMED. I REPEAT , THEY ARE NO LONGER (COMPLETELY) DOOMED.

THEY CAN WORK AND GET MARRIED IN A WINTER WEDDING AND HAVE DARK CHOCO AS THE BESTMAN

THEY WERE NEVER COMPLETELY DOOMED !!! <- delulu

Agh yes winter wedding........ carrow already has the one wedding costume....... just add some red accents........... have uh. matcha idk as the flower girl.

Dark Cacao gives carrow away and. Hear me out. WL acts as the mother of the groom because she's TOTALLY ALIVE GUYS TRUST.

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I DONT WANNA LOCK IN :(((

-SpicedChoco Anon

LOCK IN NOW ‼️ 

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so we all know how after watching beast yeast 2 and before watching beast yeast 7, i had this silly little au in which the cool blue jester was actually the first headmaster of the academy because hey wouldnt that kinda make sense but also be fun...

...well. allow me to introduce you to my newest silly little au about the second headmaster of the academy.

aka the one responsible for deciding the moonstone is too dangerous to be studied and it is the headmaster's duty to protect it

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btw the screenshot is of the costume because the costume is just very academy looking but this au refers to regular timekeeper. like like. like. her and mr blueberry knew each other back in the day because ✨️dimesional rifts and time magic is interesting (haha moonstone)✨️ and now neither of them can recognise the other. like it is 1) really funny and 2) an excuse to ship the true real shmilk with her <3

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i need them to have been best friends your honor

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i WILL make the angstiest comic about these two and nothing can stop me except the lore making it absolutely impossible for them to have known eachother at that point in time

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EVERYONE STOP TALKING AND LOOK AT THIS. I AM A COMPLETELY UNBIASED AND FAIR PARTY THAT RUNS POLLS. I ALSO SHARE PROPAGANDA BECAUSE I'M BUILT DIFFERENT

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But I don’t WWWAAAAAAANNA

-SpicedChoco Anon

LOCK. IN.

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The blog is inactive anyway cause none ints with it so😭✌️

-SpicedChoco anon

Consider: go out and interact with other blogs

Like. I check the #cookie run roleplay tag more than I probably should. To look for a Star Coral blog. So that I can throw my Milky Way at them.

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This is tarting to remind me of my dark choco blog

-SpicedChoco Anon

I swear half of the people here have rp blogs. Then again a good chunk of the people who follow this blog are part of a rp discord server so maybe I shouldn't be that surprised

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“Fair and unbiased” my source? Trust me bro

-SpicedChoco Anon

Yeah that's me. I'm so fair and unbiased guys you HAVE to believe me

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Rematch with SpicedChoco winning and I’ll make a comic

-SpicedChoco Anon

rematch against WHO????? STARWAY?????

starway was my first suggestion but let's actually not have my beloveds go against my beloveds squared. i'd be unable to vote :(

my second suggestion was caravelvet but that still won't work. anyways I AM A FAIR AND UNBIASED PARTY TRUST ME BRO.

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Caravelvet Will live on... Fanart one day will happen.....

I'll draw them again....... maybe........... possibly.............

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Also I need to see that red velvet blog... For reasons :3

Idk man exposing my rp activities to the wider world might be too silly you'll see ALLLLLL of my ship biases.

On second thought that would be INCREDIBLY funny. Here you go

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THATS WHAT IM SAYING THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN SO PEEAAAKK

-SpicedChoco anon

Guh....... peppers in chocolate go so good gang yalls don't understand........

It's okay spicedchoco anon. I understand you

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Guys the only thing stopping me from making a caravelvet fanfic is simply that I have too much other things to do

BUT LISTEN. IF DE SUS EVER MAKES A MASHUP BETWEEN B!TES AND BAD4, IS ALL OVER FOR EVERYONE

DEVSIS YOU KNOW WE WANT IT. GIVE IT TO US. FULFILL THE PROPHECY AS IT WAS FORETOLD

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Behold, the one person that made caravelvet is still alive

I'm still mentally unwell for them

Side-eyes my Relvet rp account that is caravelveting it up as we speak...... you introduced me and I can NEVER go back <///3

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I’m still mad SpicedChoco lost btw

okay bye

—SpicedChoco Anon

o7 SpicedChoco you would've been great