#evil advisors

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WAIT WAIT I KNOW I SUBMITTED A THINGIE ALREADY BUT

YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE CALL AFFOGATO FISHGATO

and HOW THEY SHIP HIM WITH SMOKED CHEESE

‘evil advisors’?

NO

SmokedSalmon

DO YOU SEE THE VISION

WAIT YOU'RE SO RIGHT YOU'RE SO RIGHTTTTTTTTTTT

that's so cute actually what the fuck

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Round Two: StrawberrySyrup vs Evil Advisors

StrawberrySyrup (Strawberry x Candy Apple)

Evil Advisors (Smoked Cheese x Affogato)

Voting ended onOct 7, 2025

--PROPAGANDA--

StrawberrySyrup: - Fix a Beast /hj - The girly girlies yuri !! - Shyly sweet with enthusiastically sweet - Something about them just gives me serotonin

Evil Advisors: - What's gayer than trying to usurp a ruler? That's right, GETTING WITH THE GUY WHO TRIED THE SAME THING YOU DID. - They're fun. They're so fun. - [anon propaganda] [anon propaganda]

[prokopetz]

"My evil advisors keep conspiring against me" see, this is why we need diverse hiring practices. If you keep recruiting nothing but foppish, ambiguously thirtysomething men with immaculately groomed goatees, of course they'll find common ground to unite them against you. You need to get yourself a grumpy middle-aged lesbian.

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oh god. i am the one who made the CaraVelvet vs. Evil Advisors to be 50/50. the tension i felt when i realized my vote put things in equal balance.... may the best ship win!!!

I'M GOING TO CRY. I'M CRASHING OUT AS WE SPEAK.

it's fine i'm fine.

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE LOVEPETALS VS MOZZARROW POLL. SO MUCH FUCKING ANXIETY AND FOR WHAT. SILLY COOKIES????

guys. guys listen if we make them tie it would be so funny. caravelvet x evil advisors /j

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IF EVIL ADVISORS WINS I WILL DRAW ART OF THEM

I WILL FIGURE OUT HOW TO DRAW THOSE BASTARDS SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS

bastards /aff

ah but you see. i've reblogged the poll with my main making a BETTER deal. drawing art of ANYTHING the voter desires~!

but i am a Professional Poll Runner. and Professional Poll Runners are Unbiased and Fair so you didn't hear that from me ^w^

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EVIL ADVISORS PROPAGANDA!!

They just work. So much potential. Rivals to lovers? Political marriage that they fall in love during? Fake dating (to cover up schemes)? Conversely, SECRET dating bc they think ppl won't approve and they don't wanna risk their status? It. Works. They bond over plots and schemes at first, then gradually catch feelings. Can go quick if you like, but also an excellent slowburn. I love them. The rarepair ever (to me) ♡

It's kinda sad they're a rarepair bro. I need them to Interact. Someone needs to write them plotting to blow up a building </3

Also they go on a virtual Minecraft date (/silly) using the Golden Kingdom tech and Affogato builds a 1-to-1 replica of all the different kingdoms' castles and the best access points, where all the leaders spend their time, etc. Smoked Cheese stares at him in awe. Applause.

[manic-pixie-dream-wizard]

[moon-meerkat]

shoutout to evil advisors, gotta be one of my favourite genders