candy-coated boytoy~

cookiie | 30 | he/iit | triickster~ [[ sideblog to twotiime2, direct alt ]]

[plushefemme]

not to be a hedonist but. pleasure IS the whole point, my loves. we are made for pleasure. humans have not survived out of spite or sheer grit or simply to make more humans. we live for pleasure. the pleasure of licking the last delicious crumbs off your fingers and feeling sunlight on your skin and massaging a loved one's shoulders. we're made to fill our bellies with delicious food, to nap in soft grass, to touch each other in joy and comfort.

there is no shame or guilt in our bodies doing what they were made to do. and we are made for pleasure.

[feliz-navidad]

"What if my friends secretly hate me?" What if they pray for you before bed? What if they hear a song come on and it makes them immediately think of you? What if when times are hard for them, they close their eyes and think of the memories they've shared with you? What if they study your face closely to see how you're feeling? What if they listen to your stories? What if they smile when you text them first? What if

[catofulthar000]

@squidamalink

[heartpeacenquiet]

[transmechanicus]

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[sugarstarlights]

@mushroompollution @creepy-crowleys I see you guys on that post and I'm happy to get you as many as you need, just let me know, I have to make and store them 1 by 1. @cookiietiime I see you too but you have free access to me and my feathers 24/7 so that's a given, I'll give you however many too but with more enthusiasm I guess?

[cookiietiime]

hello darliing!!~ ii've miissed seeiing you onliine~ ii was just pokiing my head iin and giiviing your blog liittle kiisses~

[summonsofink]

I cast!

hot cup of soup!

(okay now reblog it.)

(( this post is magically augmented by a god (this one!). if you reblog this post, your muse receives a 13 oz sky blue-and-gold clay mug w two handles, filled with their favorite soup or stew, or the one they're presently craving. mun decides the pattern whether its flexks or stripes or spots or flowers or w/e. the soup mug appears in a little gold bubble waiting to be taken, directly from their device screen. it cannot be spilled unless taken from the bubble. and yes, more reblogs = more soup ))

[meatfag]

HOLY FUCKKKKKK NEW ULTIMATE VIDEO FOREVER

[cherdakyeda]

Original source This is Yo-chan, a ringed seal who lives in Okhotsk Tokkari Center, a seal sanctuary in Hokkaido, Japan.

[dat-soldier]

its outer shell is made of silibilium, the funniest material on earth

[synthwizardromance]

Doctor prescribed me 2 hours of nuzzling into your neck and letting out a happy sigh

[escuerzoresucitado]

[pinniposting]

tsuki has so much to say

via

[punkkroc]

@err505

[summonsofink]

by the way, Roja and Khytal are two months old! they still mostly sleep. Khytal is going to be fat, they eat significantly more than Roja, while at the same time Roja either has trouble sleeping or is just so curious about the world around them that they can't find the time.

yeah, that means Roja fusses more, u fortunately. but at least they are both good for tummy time!

[cookiietiime]

our kiids are gonna be so smart and healthy besiides haviing iinheriited your effortless beauty~ the world iis a fasciinatiing place!!~

personally ii'm glad so far that neiither of them are as grumpy as ii was as a baby, hee hee~

[areallyuniquename]

[mckitterick]

You mustn't let the dystopian nightmare bullshit dim your fucking sparkle.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yess

[sorrrowfull]

[summonsofink]

that's because you look gorgeous and carry yourself incredibly and i love you and i love seeing you all round 💜💜

maybe! we'll see when the hair comes in, hm? can't remember the last time i had a baby come bald 🤭🤭

[cookiietiime]

nooooo omg waiit riight ii got so much of my genetiics altered eiither by you or by organiic desiigners back home oh NO they're goiing two have STYLIISH TWO-TONE HAIIR!! possiibly!!

[summonsofink]

round red cheeks and little bright eyes and the BIGGEST screamy little voices. and Cookie my angel is so beautiful, so powerful. what a champion, what a juggernaut 🩷🩷

one of the twins looks more like you by a mile, Cookie pookie.

[cookiietiime]

you've been flatteriing me sooooooo~ much siince all thiis began, my love, really, you're two much sometiimes!!~

iit's just the triicksteriism, iisn't iit?? and theiir smiile, ii suppose~

[beardedmrbean]