wizard101 trash

the nostalgia is real, okay? it's been like 14 years | follows from soleilsolii

[trailblazey]

[piecesofchess]

Sometimes i think about leaving twitter but then i would never see this kind of stuff

[stormgated]

go in the cavity

[courageinsect]

[hotdogcouch]

Same picture

[shining-scion]

That one creepy song about wanting to be like someone else but it’s the Wizard about Spirallians. Is that anything.

[shining-scion]

Okay lemme elaborate.

I don’t think the humans in the Spiral are human. They look human! They bleed like humans! But they’re evolutionarily not. They have unnatural hair colors. Unnatural eye colors. They didn’t evolve from Earth. They were created in the Spiral.

There used to be a headcanon I vaguely remember from when I was younger that Spiral humans had elf ears because of the little triangle ears in the old model and I still subscribe to that. I also think their nails are sharper, they have pointed canines, and their eyes are shinier. Not vampire/werewolf levels of crazy, but… enough that there’s something off when you look at them.

Something’s just a little too primal.

[mold-wizard]

Okay, I've gotta admit there are some pretty good curses in this book, but I still think there has to be a better name they could have chosen for it than "The Cursealogue".

[idosharpiestuff]

What even are these ads, I'm getting 💀????

[legallybrunettedotcom]

what does prev give off?

prophet in the desert

tyrant king

shady merchant

wandering bard

forgotten god

healer in the woods

rebel group leader

average peasant

Voting ended onMay 6

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[thestuffedalligator]

Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.

If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is

[kreetn]

You’re not hiding this in the tags buddy

[flagellant]

i don't hide things in tags i simply allow the proletariat to determine whether it is praxis to make my statements heard.

[maggiedeshiboux]

the other reason the leprechaun shoots the king of england in the head is that, unnatural abomination against God and Fey alike or not, it's still Irish

[marceline-says-lol-inquisitively]

I want them to add an option to play the original Wizard City questline not only because it's by far the superior version but also because all the gay people on tumblr would erupt into the biggest celebration this tiny corner of the internet has ever seen.

[tlirsgender]

Being critical of your interests is sooooo fun when you have the critic gene & then you sound kind of insane to the average tv watcher when you're like "this is my favorite show, It's Racist" & then you try to clarify what you mean & get that [Speech (legendary) - FAILURE] "the racism is really interesting though"

[tlirsgender]

[Speech (legendary) - SUCCESS] I find the sociopolitical context of pulpy old sci-fi born circa the civil rights movement really fascinating to analyze especially when it was progressive for its time but still reveals the writers' unexamined biases in the subtext

[tlirsgender]

Now to the untrained eye you might be thinking. Wouldn't you rather watch a show that isn't racist? But that's the fuck of it all, nothing is free of The Context and The Subtext. Everything is lowkey racist. And I like star trek

[cursed-commons-chats]

[mold-wizard]

No, yeah, there's a lightning rod on top of my wizard tower, but it's not that kind of lightning rod. No, it's a magic rod that creates lightning. Yeah, the multicolored lightning veiling my wizard tower doesn't just happen on its own.

Why? Well, mostly for the aesthetics.

[kyziracrow]

did this because my boyfriend’s a myth player and very oftenly my savior

[valtsv]

[sprialianscarab]

There are three types of people in the wiz community

1. The most bigoted person you will ever meet

2. Literal sweetheart that brings you so much joy and whimsy into your life

3. Gambling addict

However, me personally I’m a secret fourth thing. Crippling mount addict

[balanced-but-falling-apart]

4. The person who doesn't play the game but has been here for years regardless, and can recite the lore like an ancient bard waiting to tell stories around the campfire.

[shining-scion]

Since we have victory animations I think we should have defeat animations too. Like it would be really cool to choose for our wizard to take a knee or maybe even just like, huff and cross their arms while looking away. Maybe even one where they brace their arms in front of them like they’re trying to defend against further hits? Idk I’m spitballing.