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@cherdakyeda
Casting spells over long range: I use my amulet
Casting spells with high quality and fidelity: I use my fmulet
Looks like this is the tweet's author's Substack
[Image described: Screenshot of tweet: Account: RM (@dorsalstream) Tweet: casting spells in the morning: I use my amulet casting spells in the afternoon: I use my pmulet 12:17 PM 3/1/18 Twitter Web Client /End ID]
[ID: Tweet by @ FCardamenis: "Baby has gotten good at identifying "dada" but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque." End ID]
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[ID: a tweet by 💓 (@ ma1ybe) saying:
my classmate in med school studies for seven hours every evening and exercises daily. I used to ask him how did he manage it & he said, "I'm very disciplined". I met his wife yesterday, she told me how she cooked him three fresh meals daily, mowed their lawn, ran all errands, cleaned the house weekly, and handled all social plans. It made me wonder how many times "discipline" means a woman doing all of the other essential work that keeps a life going
/end ID]
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please god watch this right now
The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.
grantbeans on Instagram
tik_tok_bhadie on TikTok
His ENTIRE account is filled with videos like this. I discovered him a few years ago scrolling on Instagram and went to his profile and yeah, each video he makes is in this fashion but always a different plot and story. It’s insane and I LOVE it. Please go check him out!
@s0lar-ch3ri wrote up a detailed video description
in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up
1. Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.
2. Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
3. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.
-Douglas Adams's three rules of technology
Douglas Adams' quote comes from "The Salmon of Doubt", published posthumously in 2002
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.
It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:
It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.
i`m going to loose my mind i just burnt my toast and i am so tired that for some reason i completely forgot where i was. and with the instinct ingrained from years of living on a sailing boat as a child i just went to feed the fish.
only that i am not on a sailing boat. there are no fish to feed. i just fucking threw bread out of the window of a third story apartment in the middle of the city very much on land. what the fuck
I CAN’T BREATHE
You also locked me out of the fecking car
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[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful
[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #Turns out I am not a suspension bridge and should not be kept under a steady level of stress forever to function /End ID]
Screenshot of tags is from @nerdomancer's post
"Diorissimo"
Acrylique sur panneau 🎨 de René Gruau
👋 Bel après-midi
It looks like it's possible to purchase signed and numbered prints by René Gruau: https://postergroup.com/collections/rene-gruau-signed-numbered-prints (Copied from https://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/designers/rene-gruau/) : Count Renato Zavagli Ricciardelli delle Caminate was born in Rimini, Italy, on February 4th, 1909. His father was an Italian nobleman, and his mother was French. He used the name Rene Gruau for his sketches.
While still a teenager, in 1923, Gruau made fashion sketches which were accepted by German, French and Italian magazines.
He moved to Paris with his mother in 1924, and designed to become a fashion designer. He started by drawing fashionable women. His bold, rhythmic, colourful drawings of modish women are still relevant today. Between 1935 and 1946, he illustrated the couture clothing of many designers, including Pierre Balmain in 1946 in magazines such as Marie Claire, Femina, L'Officiel and Le Magazine de Figaro.
In 1940, he settled in Lyon, working as a fashion designer for the magazine Marie Claire. In 1946, he started a collaboration with the magazine International Textiles, which lasted till 1984, designing cover pages.
In 1947, Gruau met Christian Dior, and assumed artistic direction for perfume advertising. From then on, he illustrated the advertisements for Dior perfumes. From 1948 to 1950, he lived in the United States, initially working as a fashion illustrator for Vogue and Harper's Bazaar and later exclusively for Flair, the celebrated fashion, art and society magazine published by Fleur Cowles.
From 1948 to 1950, Gruau designed costumes for stage productions, including posters for the Moulin Rouge. His work elevated the art of fashion illustration to a belle époque and he became the favoured artist of the haute couture world.
During the 60's and 70's, he worked primarily in advertising. In the 80's and 90's, Gruau has contributed to magazines and acted as an artistic consultant to major fashion houses such as Dior and Givenchy.
In 1982, the first exhibition of his work at the Bartsch and Chariau gallery in Munich, marked the beginning of a Gruau renaissance, with major solo retrospective exhibitions following in Paris, Rome, New York and Tokyo.
His design career successfully spanned six decades. His style ranged from open-faced friendly women, who look as if they enjoy wearing fashionable clothes, to elegant seductive creatures who wear their garments with an air of mystery. He was truly, an icon of the fashion world.
Rene Gruau died on 31st March 2004, in Paris, at the age of 95.
Yeah….
There was a whole study on this, and it’s actually working! Now we just have to get something going for the grandparents demographic, so they can benefit from wholesome pranks too.
[Image description of original poster's post: "Spider-Man's Presentation" meme edited to say "Rickrolling is educational because it is teaching kids not to click on sus links" /End ID] Fun fact: this meme originated in 2019 when a British secondary school posted "We had a very special guest today for the Sixth Form assembly!" on Twitter with the photo of Spider-Man on the stage in front of a blank screen. And h/t to @darsynia's reblog of the ultimate rickroll.
....you mean Apollo 11, right? in 1969? That time that Neil Armstrong actually said that thing?
Audio and video of Neil's quote Audio of Reid raising an IT issue Image description: Both images show photos of Earth from outer space. The top one is labelled as Apollo 17, 1973 and the quote beside the Earth photo is "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" -Neil Armstrong. The bottom one is labelled as Artemis II, 2026 and the quote beside the Earth photo is "We have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one is working." -Reid Wiseman
I've been he/it
I Now Pronouns You Dead
and wife
Original source: link h/t to @notanandalitebandit's image description of the tweet from the original post: [id: tweet by Ho3K | Daramgar🔜Riptide @Daramgaria: "yea… i'm a she/they… *unshe/theys my katana and slices u in half*" 10:43 AM 19 Aug 21 Twitter for iPhone. /end Id]
One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list
This is a good point but there's something missing here which I think feeds into the gendered frustration: a lot of times the men who want praise for doing household tasks do not proactively offer it to women who do household tasks.
Both parties can be better in this situation - women can proactively ask for praise for their otherwise thankless labor, and men can make a point of noticing and appreciating that labor out loud. This way, everyone is shifting their perspectives about the work and how it is acknowledged.
The problem is when someone treats their partner's labor as a product of the magical coffee table and then turns around and asks for praise for barely contributing.
This is the fabulous video that @kogiopsis mentioned:
Video transcript:
A man is sitting on a couch, holding a newspaper, with a coffee table in front of him. A woman is standing in the entryway to this living room.
Man: Babe, did you say you were going to make dinner? I couldn't remember.
Woman: What? I just wish you'd take some initiative and cook your own dinner for once. I've been at work too you know, and well now I get to come home and pack the dishwasher and then unpack the dishwasher and cook dinner and put the washing on and you know what I can't continue to live like this because it’s not…interrupted by Man
Man: Hey, hey, relax it's going to be all right.
Woman: How?
Man: Here, I'll just show you.
They’re both standing in the kitchen where there’s a full laundry basket on the counter.
Man: OK I've been doing this since you moved in. See this basket thing? I don't know how it happens - if it's the house or what, but any dirty clothes you put in this basket somehow the next day they're just clean, folded, and in a perfect pile on your bed.
Woman: You're not serious.
Man: I couldn't believe it at first either, but it just keeps happening. That's why I didn't tell you - I didn't want to jinx it.
Woman: You are insane.
Man: Try it - you'll see. Unless it's only chosen me. See I don't know.
Woman: I can't do this.
Man: No, wait, there's other things too.
They’re both in front of the coffee table.
Man: Plates, cutlery, pizza boxes, dirty tissues, anything you leave on this coffee table just vanishes overnight. I mean sometimes I'll see how far I can push this thing, and I'll just leave shit everywhere, and then sure enough the next day it's all gone - just vanished. It's magic.
The man is standing in front of the coffee table between 2 police officers.
Man: No, she wouldn't have left me. This is what I think happened - I heard her get up in the middle of the night to get a drink or something. She must have fallen onto the magic coffee table and just vanished.
Woman Police Officer: Are you insane?
Male Police Officer: No, he's not insane. I've got the same coffee table at home. And h/t to @can-i-make-image-descriptions's image description of the tweet from the original post: [Image ID: Tweet and reply from Ela Bambust, (trans flag emoji) professional… (@/ Elamimaxima) reading: "Men want praise for doing the most basic of household tasks" Hot take but everyone does, but society has taught us that housekeeping is a woman's job and should be thankless. Ideally you both go "babe look I did the kitchen" with "holy shit that's awesome thanks" as a response
"but it's your house too!" And??? Human beings thrive on praise for overcoming struggles even when they're small. /End ID] I believe that the author of this tweet may be @elamimax?
Do you recognize this TV theme song? #412
I know this and can name the series
I know this but can't name the series
I might know this
I've never heard this
