The Parp

I watch Planet Chasers Starlight Excellent all day every day. All day every day.

[peachmario]

the mario movie looks great

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[gaymenaredivineincarnate]

Looks like someone wants to bottom tonight.

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Update on my mom’s jesse pinkman obsession: she now calls breaking bad “Jesse” and will ask me “hey do you want to watch another episode of jesse and see what jesse does” i feel like he’s my fucking sibling im competing with for attention

[pettyboricua]

feels like a party everyday bitch

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage

[grizzlyadventures]

Sigourney Weaver to a bunch of children in the desert

[the-ghost-king]

anyhow, here's a uquiz where you die and i get to decide where you end up in the greek underworld all because I feel like living up to my username!

[the-ghost-king]

what section of the greek underworld do you belong in?

[thatbitchfaloopsinarb]

Catching Pokémon in Legends Arceus like

[dumbcutepets]

Mother elephant can’t wake baby sound asleep, asks keepers for help (via)

[apparatus-of-kwalish]

[nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012]

[r4cs0]

Satan being cast out of heaven into plinko hell

[insomniac-arrest]

May I present to you the antithesis to “there are many benefits to being a marine biologist.” The sad rock crew.

[charlesoberonn]

[sapphic-squid]

[satisfactoryanswer123]

[insomniac-arrest]

[coolbeansbrosky]

[swagg-club]

stop asking me “wyd” i am literally at home losing my mind

[thelvadams]

idris elba showing up on the sonic movie 2 set:

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

I'm Shmack'd

[sewerangelnextdoor]

[cicadiabroth]

One sip of this and your batteries corrode

[negativeroots]

[coolbeansbrosky]

[postapocalyptic-cryptic-hold]

Chaotic academia is

1.) Intense obsessions that last maybe two weeks but consume your soul

2.) Spacing out in class but loving to learn

3.) Swearing and slang while discussing deep academic topics

[postapocalyptic-cryptic-hold]

I have been diagnosed with ADHD

[ghostin]

[gffa]

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a True Jedi.  Not because he’s mastered himself and his emotions or anything (though, that, too) but because he’s a giant fucking nerd who wants to study literal brain worms and gets mad when Anakin stomps them to death and he probably thinks the height of a Saturday night is a grammar argument with another Jedi Master about some obscure text philosophizing on the Force.  This is the only metric by which a True Jedi can be measured, I will accept nothing else.

[ginathethundergoddess]

Excuse you. True jedi are measured by how many Lego studs they collect.

[gffa]

This is the only correction I am willing to accept.

[ryan-sometimes]

Marina Diamandis is right. I should be motherfucking crazy

[magsam]

Pedro is almost on thin ice